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    What would you put on the back of a student doctor/medic's hoody?

    I want to design a hoody for us student medics/doctors

    I want something funny to put on the back like:

    "We do it with patience", but this idea is already taken

    What do you all think I could put??

    Thanks people

    44 Comments

    trust me I'm a doctor

    I thought this thread was about Doctor and the Medics.

    Thank Christ.

    Banned

    "We do it with patience"

    You mean "patients"? Otherwise there's no pun!

    for blokes how about Fancy a TUBE? (TUBE = Totally Un-necessary Breast Examination)

    Before the days when patients could demand to see their notes some doctors used to use this acronym in patient notes (apparently)

    Banned

    "7 years and £50,000 later and all I got was a stupid hoody

    (oh, and now I get paid to look at women's t*ts)"

    Dont ya wish your doctor was hot like me??

    How about something useful for exam revision like "the head bone's connected to the neck bone....." :w00t:

    What would you put on the back of a student doctor/medic's hoody?



    I'm far to polite too answer this question

    Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

    Never argue with your doctor. He has inside information.

    Doctors' handwriting is often sickeningly ill-egible

    EBT;4242782

    Dont ya wish your doctor was hot like me??



    Like it

    off topic Ommid

    but I just finished reading "Trust Me I'm A (Junior) Doctor" by Max Pemberton. You really oughta check it out! A real doc wrote it like a journal based on his yr as a junior doc. It's fantastically funny.

    I'm a nurse, and it gave me such an insight too into the poor FY1s lives!

    patience is our preference.----------- or

    patients are our preference !

    If you use either i want money! ;-)
    :whistling:

    "quack"

    If I wasn't checking your pulse I'd be mugging you.

    :thumbsup:

    (Almost) trust me I'm (nearly) a Doctor?

    Aquatic;4243120

    (Almost) trust me I'm (nearly) a Doctor?



    definitely an exit stage right there mr snagglepuss

    [COLOR="Magenta"]What about when i get older i want to be a doctor??[/COLOR]

    'Soon to be overpaid and over valued'

    THIS SIDE DOWN :whistling:

    Original Poster

    Lol, some good ideas so far, but I still feel someone is going to come up with a stonker

    "Come with me if you want to live..." :?

    Original Poster

    WeeWifie;4243010

    off topic Ommidbut I just finished reading "Trust Me I'm A (Junior) … off topic Ommidbut I just finished reading "Trust Me I'm A (Junior) Doctor" by Max Pemberton. You really oughta check it out! A real doc wrote it like a journal based on his yr as a junior doc. It's fantastically funny.I'm a nurse, and it gave me such an insight too into the poor FY1s lives!



    Few of my friends have read that and say its really good, I think I'll try and read it this month sometime

    Thanks

    Original Poster

    nikkib123;4242664

    Why not have a doctor doctor joke?



    Like? Lol

    DanJackson;4242698

    "We do it with patience"You mean "patients"? Otherwise there's no pun!



    I don't know, someones already put this one forward anyway

    gari189;4242701

    for blokes how about Fancy a TUBE? (TUBE = Totally Un-necessary … for blokes how about Fancy a TUBE? (TUBE = Totally Un-necessary Breast Examination) Before the days when patients could demand to see their notes some doctors used to use this acronym in patient notes (apparently)



    I think this would get me kicked off

    DanJackson;4242757

    "7 years and £50,000 later and all I got was a stupid hoody(oh, and now I … "7 years and £50,000 later and all I got was a stupid hoody(oh, and now I get paid to look at women's t*ts)"



    Most people will lose this hoody in a week and it won't be relevant till they're 25 lol

    jellybaby22;4242778

    dont let us treat you...we arent fully qualified..you might die...



    Like it!! Bit drastic, but cool!!
    EBT;4242782

    Dont ya wish your doctor was hot like me??



    Love it!!

    gari189;4242821

    How about something useful for exam revision like "the head bone's … How about something useful for exam revision like "the head bone's connected to the neck bone....." :w00t:



    They'll forget it!! lol

    Predikuesi;4242834

    I'm far to polite too answer this question



    Go on!!

    JasonMason;4242836

    Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.Never … Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.Never argue with your doctor. He has inside information.Doctors' handwriting is often sickeningly ill-egible



    Love that top one, but the radiologists would get first dibs though!

    Multiquote over! Thanks all!

    Original Poster

    fern;4243744

    THIS SIDE DOWN :whistling:



    LOL!?

    moob;4243708

    'Soon to be overpaid and over valued'



    Don't like it

    shacal;4243419

    [COLOR="Magenta"]What about when i get older i want to be a … [COLOR="Magenta"]What about when i get older i want to be a doctor??[/COLOR]



    A bit, blur! lol

    Aquatic;4243120

    (Almost) trust me I'm (nearly) a Doctor?



    Already put forward

    evevo;4243091

    If I wasn't checking your pulse I'd be mugging you. :thumbsup:



    Not a good idea for wearing at the train station!!
    karaokecolin;4243037

    "quack"



    evevo;4243029

    patience is our preference.----------- orpatients are our preference !If … patience is our preference.----------- orpatients are our preference !If you use either i want money! ;-):whistling:



    I won't, i promise lol

    Original Poster

    I need to submit an idea by tonight

    Open Wide and say Ahhhhhhh...

    I'll have you in stitches

    [COLOR="Magenta"]What`s up doc![/COLOR]

    [COLOR="Magenta"]I`m the man in the white coat you`ll be happy to see !!![/COLOR]

    Porter.

    Original Poster

    evevo;4244477

    Porter.



    Lol, I dont get it

    "Dr Jan Itor"

    Ommid;4244493

    Lol, I dont get it




    uh oh. Never coming tou your hospital

    Get a life ?

    "What seems to be the problem?"

    Not really funny but states the obvious thing that all doctor's say to you as soon as you sit down lol!

    Original Poster

    Lol at all, it ain't doing it for moi :S, What do you all think so far?

    ilovelilac;4244556

    Get a life ?



    Ommid;4244643

    Lol at all, it ain't doing it for moi :S, What do you all think so far?



    what do you think of my idea ?

    Original Poster

    ilovelilac;4244658

    what do you think of my idea ?



    I think it would offend some people and doesnt make me laugh for some reason

    Ommid;4244681

    I think it would offend some people and doesnt make me laugh for some … I think it would offend some people and doesnt make me laugh for some reason



    fair enough :roll:

    Seriously, just leave it plain.

    the fun being... we dont have to waste our time any more
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