What would your Murder weapon of choice be?

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Found 14th Apr 2009
I quite fancy a Piano wire.

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A gun!

massive injection of potassium. difficult to trace, no one would ever know!

spoon.... its a blunt object thats sorta sadistic too...

frozen leg of lamb-beat em to death with it-defrost,cook and eat=no evidence!

Polonium.

cheese grater

A highly trained attack frog armed with a small blunt spoon

barky;4920714

frozen leg of lamb-beat em to death with it-defrost,cook and eat=no … frozen leg of lamb-beat em to death with it-defrost,cook and eat=no evidence!



Might tenderise the lamb as well LOL.

This is going to be fun for all the unsolved murders out there.:whistling:

Nail gun for me

Sloth/Mod

I'd lie them to death with a resident forum troll or two. :-D

Sheep87;4920711

massive injection of potassium. difficult to trace, no one would ever … massive injection of potassium. difficult to trace, no one would ever know!



You have thought about it before havent you:w00t: just make someone eat loads of bananas, same effect, in fact why arent monkeys extinct?

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masterruckus;4920729

cheese grater



Syzable;4920747

I'd lie them to death with a resident forum troll or two. :-D



i lol'd

A letter opener.

Syzable;4920747

I'd lie them to death with a resident forum troll or two. :-D



We don't have trolls,we have people with opinions:whistling:

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clondikemike;4920748

You have thought about it before havent you:w00t:



lmfao now you mention it he does seem to know his stuff!

I said gun because i couldn't touch anyone,or have any contact,like stab someone ewwwww

lol i have thoughtabout it, isnt that sad..............






or am i guity muhahahhahaha








no im really not.

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deb8z;4920764

I said gun because i couldn't touch anyone,or have any contact,like stab … I said gun because i couldn't touch anyone,or have any contact,like stab someone ewwwww



Just sing to them hun. :whistling:

DangerGod;4920793

Just sing to them hun. :whistling:



A glare is enough:roll:

potatoe peeler

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deb8z;4920811

A glare is enough:roll:



loool :w00t:

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J4GG4;4920823

potatoe peeler



beat them to death with it, or peel away the skin....layer by layer?

a bit like the leg of lamb:

A really sharp icicle - nice and stabby and melts away afterwards - no need to eat the evidence!

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jayhab;4920887

a bit like the leg of lamb:A really sharp icicle - nice and stabby and … a bit like the leg of lamb:A really sharp icicle - nice and stabby and melts away afterwards - no need to eat the evidence!



yeh you have a point, the perfect murder?

I think we could be Accessories to Murder.

Abvance;4920921

I think we could be Accessories to Murder.



In before the lock up

jayhab;4920887

a bit like the leg of lamb:A really sharp icicle - nice and stabby and … a bit like the leg of lamb:A really sharp icicle - nice and stabby and melts away afterwards - no need to eat the evidence!



you watched bad girls yeah? lol

Abvance;4920921

I think we could be Accessories to Murder.



so who are we killing today anyways? anyone in particular?

candlestick in the conservatory...............

I personally believe a question like this sometimes has a variable answer because the situation the act takes place in could factor in potential items and negate other items.

I'm wondering what prompted the thread,anything we should know about DG ?lol

Black mamba .....the rubber version

DangerGod;4920920

yeh you have a point, the perfect murder?



Not now, when you see an influx of mother in laws found murdered in a pool of water on the news tomorrow:)

Do you think you could kill someone with a rubber band?

my wit

electriclinux;4920988

I personally believe a question like this sometimes has a variable answer … I personally believe a question like this sometimes has a variable answer because the situation the act takes place in could factor in potential items and negate other items.



10 minutes listening to you should do the job:-D

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deb8z;4921007

I'm wondering what prompted the thread,anything we should know about DG … I'm wondering what prompted the thread,anything we should know about DG ?lol



lol you cant talk, we all know what you were upto the other day in the garden :w00t:

i refuse to answer the question :whistling:

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clondikemike;4921032

10 minutes listening to you should do the job:-D



LOL

repped psml

Abvance;4921030

Do you think you could kill someone with a rubber band?



Just drop this on them

http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/RubberBandBall-thumb.jpg

electriclinux;4920988

I personally believe a question like this sometimes has a variable answer … I personally believe a question like this sometimes has a variable answer because the situation the act takes place in could factor in potential items and negate other items.



WTF???
Just give an answer, and then we can move on. You're thinking WAY TOO DEEP about this.
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