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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how They had given duties to their new wives.

    The first man had married a woman from Norwich and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came
    home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away..

    The second man had married a woman from Carlisle. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw that it was better. By the third day, he saw that his house was
    clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a woman from Cirencester. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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    Very good...

    very funny skusey. lol

    Tut tut tut... Terrible!

    Although you can bank on me telling it tomorow after a pint or 6!

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    Tut tut tut... Terrible!Although you can bank on me telling it tomorow … Tut tut tut... Terrible!Although you can bank on me telling it tomorow after a pint or 6!



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