Found 2nd Jun 2008
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone.
She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J.Titsenbeer'

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A man meets a woman at a bar. She is wearing a T shirt with NAN on the front.

He says 'Hello Nan can I buy you a drink?'

She replies, 'That's not my name, I'm in the National Association of Nymphomaniacs. My name's Susan'

They get chatting and eventually he asks, 'Which nationalities are the best lovers?'

She replies, 'That's easy, Red Indians and Scotsmen. By the way, what's your name?'

Geronimo McGregor says he.



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