what's the BEST thing that's happened to you?*

* must NOT include finding your lover, finding God, having a baby blah blah, needs to be humourous if possible.

mine was when a baby jackdaw came into my garden a couple of years back. to cut a long story, ended up being quite tame, sat on my arm, shoulder, took him in house. he stayed a while. showed our lass when she came in from work. sat on her shoulder.

took him outside, he had a bit fly about but stayed in the garden overnight. next day, hopped back on my arm. happy enough.

later in the morning, flew off. seen loadsof jackdaws since, but wonder if any of them were him?


really surreal and lovely experience.

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That's an amazing experience.

I lost my pencil once, but then I found it. I hadn't lost it at all!

there was this one time at band camp ...............................

I remember once arriving at a point along my journey and wondering how I got to where I was

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gerrygedder;8933563

That's an amazing experience.I lost my pencil once, but then I found it. … That's an amazing experience.I lost my pencil once, but then I found it. I hadn't lost it at all!



fab!

lol, we had the same with a baby squirrel who took a shine to my then 18 month old son ! he was trying to crawl up his shorts and even came in the house and played with his cars, had a drink of milk and when we looked out there was a very unhappy grown up squirrel ( think it was mum) and we never seen baby squirrel again , quite sad really as ive heard the mother may of killed it with having human scent on it , but the poor little thing befriended us !

got som pics of it will upload if can find x

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shedboy66;8933567

there was this one time at band camp ...............................



yadda yadda

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jon1000jon;8933603

I remember once arriving at a point along my journey and wondering how I … I remember once arriving at a point along my journey and wondering how I got to where I was




maybe it's time you got off.

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I didn't get raped walking home from town last weekend

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i thought i'd messed my trousers, then found i hadnt

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vibeone;8933638

I didn't get raped walking home from town last weekend



yeah, but i bet you weren't asking for it though, not being dressed provocatively.

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scrumpypaul;8933645

yeah, but i bet you weren't asking for it though, not being dressed … yeah, but i bet you weren't asking for it though, not being dressed provocatively.



If you're asking if I was pantless, the answer is of course yes.

vibeone;8933638

I didn't get raped walking home from town last weekend


Makes a change for you then?

vibeone;8933667

If you're asking if I was pantless, the answer is of course yes.


Tart

Went to Blackpool Zoo on Sunday, the tiger took a shine to my 3 year old, came right up to the fence where we were stood, and everywhere my LO moved to the tiger followed him. I think he must have smelled tasty to the tiger lol!!

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shopstilldrops;8933621

lol, we had the same with a baby squirrel who took a shine to my then 18 … lol, we had the same with a baby squirrel who took a shine to my then 18 month old son ! he was trying to crawl up his shorts and even came in the house and played with his cars, had a drink of milk and when we looked out there was a very unhappy grown up squirrel ( think it was mum) and we never seen baby squirrel again , quite sad really as ive heard the mother may of killed it with having human scent on it , but the poor little thing befriended us ! got som pics of it will upload if can find x




similar thing really, used to have a hedgehog that would come round for food...over a few winters we became quite close and for a while he was around everynight...didnt see him for a while due to a disagreement on a discussion of the coalition government but we made up for the last England game...we both agreed how rubbish the team were and are now the best of friends again

ODB_69;8933853

similar thing really, used to have a hedgehog that would come round for … similar thing really, used to have a hedgehog that would come round for food...over a few winters we became quite close and for a while he was around everynight...didnt see him for a while due to a disagreement on a discussion of the coalition government but we made up for the last England game...we both agreed how rubbish the team were and are now the best of friends again:)


You nutter, made me lol though:-D

vibeone;8933638

I didn't get raped walking home from town last weekend



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