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    Whats the craziest thing you've seen other drivers doing while they were moving???

    As above - female driver this morning in her mini cooper D leaving the M56 and joining the A556 toward Altrincham - applying blusher/foundation with a brush on the m.way, then, mascara on the run up to the roundabout (was a queue - but still) then - theres a filter lane (2 lanes into 1, merge in turn job) further up the road - queue again so on goes the lipstick while staying bumper to bumper with the car in front and not letting the merging car in . . . . . .

    After she'd finished applying her warpaint - she concentrated for about 3 minutes . . . . . .





    . . . . . . then answered her phone outside a school.


    Amazing.

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    awwwww you shudda waved....I wudda waved back!

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    lil_tiger;5184576

    awwwww you shudda waved....I wudda waved back!



    I did wave . . . . . she was a psycho but she was pretty hot! :lol:

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    silly cow, I do some make up if stationary in traffic, but never whilst moving.

    Was you the passenger?

    mbgringo;5184582

    I did wave . . . . . she was a psycho but she was pretty hot! :lol:



    before or after the application of the polyfiller/war paint

    I saw Pamela Anderson doing something once...

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    H_K;5184586

    silly cow, I do some make up if stationary in traffic, but never whilst … silly cow, I do some make up if stationary in traffic, but never whilst moving.



    She was blushering doing 50mph in the inside lane - at first i thought there must be a bee or wasp near her face, but when I got closer - it was makeup

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    Spriggan;5184590

    Was you the passenger?



    I prefer the term "carjacker" :thumbsup:

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    thesaint;5184601

    I saw Pamela Anderson doing something once...



    You got a torrent for that? :whistling:

    I was in a truck once and seen some fella having a BJ, on the motorway!!!! All the squaddies in the back, whipped their ass's out and pulled moonies i was a good girl and kept mine covered

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    lil_tiger;5184600

    before or after the application of the polyfiller/war paint



    After - she's probably a swamp donkey first thing bless her

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    Lulu'sMammy;5184632

    I was in a truck once and seen some fella having a BJ, on the … I was in a truck once and seen some fella having a BJ, on the motorway!!!! All the squaddies in the back, whipped their ass's out and pulled moonies i was a good girl and kept mine covered



    Hmmmmm - really?? :whistling: :-D

    Strangest thing I saw was again a women talking on her phone in one hand eating a sandwich with the other while driving steering the car with her knees.

    mbgringo;5184669

    Hmmmmm - really?? :whistling: :-D


    Yeah, i just had me baps out instead

    J.Dance;5184671

    Strangest thing I saw was again a women talking on her phone in one hand … Strangest thing I saw was again a women talking on her phone in one hand eating a sandwich with the other while driving steering the car with her knees.


    J, cant add ya mate, keep it for family only, i would otherwise xx

    we were behind a woman going through the clyde tunnel who was swerving all over the road-she kept turning back and brushing her daughters hair!

    Lulu'sMammy;5184686

    J, cant add ya mate, keep it for family only, i would otherwise xx



    No worries I'm just sat here bored at Worthy Down Barracks, looking for things to keep me entertained

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    Today, just outside our shop, we had a little old lady revving her car like crazy... I couldnt see properly so I thought it was some boy racers or something in a Subaru or something like that, it was so so loud and was going on for ages, 5 mins later I got fed up and got off my butt to take a look, it ended up being a little lady in a little old micra, trying to reverse out, she was revving like crazy and could barely see over the wheel, everyone was standing there watching, it was shocking... If she was like that just reversing out of a car park, I would really really hate to be behind her on the road or in front of her, or even at the side of her, lol

    MobilePhonez;5184756

    Today, just outside our shop, we had a little old lady revving her car … Today, just outside our shop, we had a little old lady revving her car like crazy



    At which point did you tell her to take the handbrake off?

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    emhaslam;5184775

    http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1080930.html



    :lol:

    If you're gonna get arrested - do it in GRAND fashion!!!

    :w00t:

    mbgringo;5184796

    :lol:If you're gonna get arrested - do it in GRAND fashion!!!:w00t:



    But the best site for sex is Buckingham palace

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    J.Dance;5184803

    But the best site for sex is Buckingham palace



    Only if you are a bisexual butler with a laptop :-D

    mbgringo;5184605

    She was blushering doing 50mph in the inside lane - at first i thought … She was blushering doing 50mph in the inside lane - at first i thought there must be a bee or wasp near her face, but when I got closer - it was makeup



    You seem pretty 'au fait' with the application of make-up.;-)
    I have to ask, how much attention you yourself were giving to driving????:whistling:

    mbgringo;5184818

    Only if you are a bisexual butler with a laptop :-D



    I'm in! Hey I'll try anything once, especially if the moolah is good

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    chesso;5184857

    You seem pretty 'au fait' with the application of make-up.;-)I have to … You seem pretty 'au fait' with the application of make-up.;-)I have to ask, how much attention you yourself were giving to driving????:whistling:



    I am - i have to buy this crap for the OH every xmas and birthday - Lancome lady in selfridges loves me :thumbsup:

    I pay plenty of attention - i'd just finished my coffee and changed the track on my ipod, had plenty of time to glance up when I was combing my hair and having a shave . . . .

    mbgringo;5184913

    I am - i have to buy this crap for the OH every xmas and birthday - … I am - i have to buy this crap for the OH every xmas and birthday - Lancome lady in selfridges loves me :thumbsup:I pay plenty of attention - i'd just finished my coffee and changed the track on my ipod, had plenty of time to glance up when I was combing my hair and having a shave . . . .


    You should have shouted some tips across to her then, when you found a moment or two :-D.

    mbgringo;5184913

    I am - i have to buy this crap for the OH every xmas and birthday - … I am - i have to buy this crap for the OH every xmas and birthday - Lancome lady in selfridges loves me :thumbsup:I pay plenty of attention - i'd just finished my coffee and changed the track on my ipod, had plenty of time to glance up when I was combing my hair and having a shave . . . .



    I hope you gave your teeth a cleaning as well.

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    chesso;5184947

    You should have shouted some tips across to her then, when you found a … You should have shouted some tips across to her then, when you found a moment or two :-D.



    Nah, if i'm going into image consulting - i'll be invoicing by the hour

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    J.Dance;5184952

    I hope you gave your teeth a cleaning as well.



    Of course, and flossing - must admit - i may be pushing it with the cucumber slices on my eyes for 10 mins but thats what the rumble strips are for on the hard shoulder isn't it . . . .

    mbgringo;5185005

    Of course, and flossing - must admit - i may be pushing it with the … Of course, and flossing - must admit - i may be pushing it with the cucumber slices on my eyes for 10 mins but thats what the rumble strips are for on the hard shoulder isn't it . . . .



    I thought they were for a womens pleasure

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    J.Dance;5185020

    I thought they were for a womens pleasure



    Really? I enjoy cutting them up too but pleasure is a bit of a stretch . . .

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    J.Dance;5184772

    At which point did you tell her to take the handbrake off?



    I didnt, like the rest of the crowd I was just mesmerized by what she was doing, she was oblivious to everything, just kept going, never even looked up once to have a look around or even behind her, just revved like crazy, its shocking that in that much time she didnt reverse into anyone behind her because I watched for a good few minutes and not once did I see her check her mirrors or anything, it was amazing...

    When i was riving once there was a taxi coming from ther opposite direction, slowly driving over the lines heading in my direction.... I though u betta get over mate..... taxis think they rule the road here, then i look again and no one is in the seat. So i edge closer to the curb and drive along and then he pops his head up.... who knows what he was doing...lol

    woman driving with a dog on her lap its head out the window and she was struggling to get a decent grip on the wheel she was holding it at the bottom and feeding it round frantically




    oh.....with a baby in the back :-(

    lol, driving to work this morning and some woman behind me decided that she didnt have to wait like the other drivers on the road and jumped out into the opposite lane. She was lucky no traffic was coming the other way. She then drove about 2-300 metres and we both noticed that one of those massive dump trucks was coming head on towards her. She gave me a look of desperation to let her in but I just laughed in her face and kept at steady speed so she couldnt jump back into the right lane.
    The dump truck had to brake quite heavily and the woman stopped the traffic. The traffic on the proper side was really busy and other drivers were also annoyed with the woman so no-one let her in:-D. It took about 2/3 minutes for the woman to get back in the right lane and she looked really embarassed and she had loads of people beeping at her:-D.
    I found it funny at first but then thought was if she had crashed into someone and maybe even killed them or a child,how would she feel about doing something so stupid as driving on the wrong side of the road so she could get somewhere a few minutes quicker.

    Last few days I have seen someone eating an ice cream with one hand and changing the radio with the other (while passenger sits just eating ice cream) and someone else take both hands off the wheel to clap while going around a corner...

    emhaslam;5184775

    http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1080930.html



    Seen the "Talkback" underneath? ROFL.

    1. Stick Shift 16:01 | BDF 25/04/09

    2. You have to admire the guy 20:17 | American in NY 25/04/09

    3. Respect, man ! 20:19 | Vitaly 25/04/09

    4. what`s the problem? 20:29 | fly in the ointment 25/04/09

    5. All I can say is 20:41 | Jeff 25/04/09

    6. GO BOY GO 20:55 | zionist forever 25/04/09

    7. Watch where you`re going 21:45 | Ken 25/04/09

    8. a real virtuoso 22:09 | morty 25/04/09

    9. Comments 22:35 | Matt 25/04/09

    10. #9 Matt, You right but the reality is that cops 01:37 | Red hot Max 26/04/09

    11. Multitasking..eh eom 02:51 | Condorito 26/04/09

    12. preoccupied driver arrested 04:13 | Leon 26/04/09

    13. Only morons would think this is funny 06:20 | *BEN JABO 26/04/09

    14. Re # 1 Well comapring apples and oranges 19:05 | ines 26/04/09

    J.Dance;5184671

    Strangest thing I saw was again a women talking on her phone in one hand … Strangest thing I saw was again a women talking on her phone in one hand eating a sandwich with the other while driving steering the car with her knees.



    kelly_o_fanatic;5186744

    Last few days I have seen someone eating an ice cream with one hand and … Last few days I have seen someone eating an ice cream with one hand and changing the radio with the other (while passenger sits just eating ice cream) and someone else take both hands off the wheel to clap while going around a corner...



    sounds like me when I'm in a good mood lol :oops:

    Lulu'sMammy;5184632

    I was in a truck once and seen some fella having a BJ, on the … I was in a truck once and seen some fella having a BJ, on the motorway!!!!



    :oops:

    J.Dance;5184671

    Strangest thing I saw was again a women talking on her phone in one hand … Strangest thing I saw was again a women talking on her phone in one hand eating a sandwich with the other while driving steering the car with her knees.




    I see alot of lorry drivers doing that too and also reading newspapers, steering with their elbows
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