What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

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Found 2nd Dec 2009
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

I'm here all week

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Boom Boom

ouch!

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One:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

:giggle:

:giggle:
Given up the one night stands Skusey?
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