Whats the difference between a wife and a prostitute?..

23 replies
Found 8th Oct 2009
One's on a contract and the other is pay as you go..

23 Comments

Stick to the day job :thumbsup:

ouch :oops:

oh dear, you must have so much time on your hands lol

Who's to say that they can't be both?

Lol!!!!

realfriendlyman;6520818

Who's to say that they can't be both?



A valid point. :thinking:

Banned

whats the difference?

the prostitute never says no and is probably cheaper

my wife's dirtier lol


In case you see this dear I am only joking

ones adultery the other isnt!

renown;6520921

my wife's dirtier lolIn case you see this dear I am only joking



lmao!!

cute_feet;6520962

ones adultery the other isnt!



Errrrrm...No.

cute_feet;6520962

ones adultery the other isnt!



How you figure that?:?

Banned

Babbabooey;6521013

How you figure that?:?



prolly some religious thing he must have in mind

gR8_mUndA;6521160

prolly some religious thing he must have in mind



What if you're single though?

Babbabooey;6521189

What if you're single though?



Then you wouldn't be thinking about the difference between your wife and prostitute ...

Spod;6521399

Then you wouldn't be thinking about the difference between your wife and … Then you wouldn't be thinking about the difference between your wife and prostitute ...



It's "a" wife.

Banned

thesaint;6521421

It's "a" wife.



is that code for satellite porn:?

thesaint;6521421

It's "a" wife.



Now you're talking bigamy ...

casparwhite;6521443

is that code for satellite porn:?



Satellite porn? Internetz is the present & future!

casparwhite;6521443

is that code for satellite porn:?



one likes it from behind and the other from the:-D front

wear your own shoes or stranger's shoes.

one is a b1tch who only cares about the money, and wants over with as quickly as possible, and the other is a prostitute

Ones you pay of choice, one you don't.

Drainage comes to mind.
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