Whats the funniest/meanest thing you have ever done to a friend?

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Found 28th Aug 2008
Have you guys got any stories?...............


I have just remembered...once while I was walking through town a few years ago my pal was winding me up about something and for whatever reason I ended up chasing him through the town centre (I think we were drunk). We were getting funny looks from people we passed so I shouted 'that guys taken my phone!'. After that I heard a few people talking amongst themselves saying someone had stolen my phone, and a couple random people ended up chasing after him!! lol

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haha. git stole mine too!

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lol

When I first moved in with my boyfriend a few years ago, we had an argument & when he went out I swished his toothbrush round the cat's water bowl a couple of times & never told him :giggle:

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lol u better hope he doesnt read this

sadie, YOU ANIMAL!!!

Did a wee on a packet of fruit polo's, let them dry out and gave to my mate :thumbsup:

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At work, I used to leave packets of sweets and stuff in my drawer, which used to go walkies when I wasn't there.

So I bought a pack of "feenamints" (chewing gun laxative) and left 4 of them there in a real chewing gum pack.

I soon knew who the "thief" was when they didnt turn up for work the next day! They didnt do it again (I think!). He got caught short on his train journey home! Ho hum!

A freind of mine always wanted to be first when we were out on motorbikes, so we'd let him then all turn off and go a different direction, he never figured it, just thought he kept gettin lost :giggle:

Just the usual lad things. About 4 of us all waited till our mate fell asleep and shaved his eyebrows off, an drew all over his face. He got up in a sulk and went to sleep at the top of the stairs. We went up, tied him into his sleeping bag and pushed him down the stairs. Good times.

And when he went to work in the morning, He still had the pen on his face haha

just the norm really, i slept with a few of my mates girlfriends while they were still together

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kungfu;2843974

Did a wee on a packet of fruit polo's, let them dry out and gave to my … Did a wee on a packet of fruit polo's, let them dry out and gave to my mate :thumbsup:



niiiiiiiiice. what inspired that? lol

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Jo3l;2844011

Just the usual lad things. About 4 of us all waited till our mate fell … Just the usual lad things. About 4 of us all waited till our mate fell asleep and shaved his eyebrows off, an drew all over his face. He got up in a sulk and went to sleep at the top of the stairs. We went up, tied him into his sleeping bag and pushed him down the stairs. Good times.



LMAO! i owe you rep for that when i have more!

salder21;2844036

niiiiiiiiice. what inspired that? lol



Oh we had this whole 'wee' thing going on for a few weeks, i emptied a coke can out by punching a little hole in the bottom and..............well am sure you can guess lol. Let me tell you them was some dangerous weeks for eating and drinking!!

salder21;2844043

LMAO! i owe you rep for that when i have more!



lol ta, The best bit is I fell asleep just after and the cheeky gits did the same to me. Im a heavy sleeper so walked through town with it, many lol's ensued :-D

me and a few mates got very drunk one night. We grabbed one of our more drunk numpties when he wasnt suspecting and held him down where we attempted to wax one of his eyebrows with a waxing strip we'd found lying around - it didnt do a very good job so we had to get a bic razor and dry shave the rest of it off - thing is the victim was putting up a bit of a struggle so he ended up with a few cuts here and there - and a lot of hair missing - he had random bald patches on his head for months!

the funniest bit was when the brow had gone and when he checked it in the mirror we were able to convince him to let us shave the other one off cos having one just looked stupid

it was easter sunday the next day and he eventually got over his hangover and ventured downstairs for his family meal - he said his family have never laughed so hard

makes me laugh every time i think about it

Farting in each others faces at point blank range when they were on an important phone call was another fave when we all lived together :thumbsup:

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lol sick

Put two drunk friends in a bed together naked and used one of their toothbrushes on them where the sun don't shine...

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nasty!!!! lol

i once put immac on my friends eyebrows whilst he was asleep and when he had a wash in the morning his eyebrows came of in his hands,
good times

Poured some fake blood and left a replica of a handgun on my mate's front door.

At my nephews 18th party at his house me and his mum prepared the little snack buffet and added a bowl of dried dog food for a laugh............it all got eaten :oops:

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bitseylango;2844875

At my nephews 18th party at his house me and his mum prepared the little … At my nephews 18th party at his house me and his mum prepared the little snack buffet and added a bowl of dried dog food for a laugh............it all got eaten :oops:



lol did you try any?

salder21;2844916

lol did you try any?



no!!!!! me and my sister totally forgot about doing it until we were clearing up and realised the bowl was empty! bless them, they were all too ****** to notice :-D

I drilled the middle out of some cadburys toffee eclairs and filled them up with peppercorns. Wrapped them back up and handed a couple out. The best thing was by the time my mate crunched the peppercorns the toffee had stuck them to his teeth, so he couldn't spit them out:-D

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Train Driver;2845093

I drilled the middle out of some cadburys toffee eclairs and filled them … I drilled the middle out of some cadburys toffee eclairs and filled them up with peppercorns. Wrapped them back up and handed a couple out. The best thing was by the time my mate crunched the peppercorns the toffee had stuck them to his teeth, so he couldn't spit them out:-D



i thought a rude thing was coming along there after you talked about taking the filling out of eclairs :oops: lol

salder21;2845291

i thought a rude thing was coming along there after you talked about … i thought a rude thing was coming along there after you talked about taking the filling out of eclairs :oops: lol



ewwwwwwwwwwww! lol:-D

Some of those are pretty good haha.

Me and one lad used to rip it out of one of our other mates in college. Whenever everyone went quiet we'd shout his name and like 'thats disgusting!' or 'just stop!' until he got kicked out of the room lmao.

I once setup a user name on AOL in a girls name and pretended that she had a crush on my best mate. He fell for it hook, line and sinker, it went on for a few weeks until he went on my computer and saw the screen name. Was well gutted. Also once entered my mates details into a dating agency flyer that i found. :thumbsup:

Me and my mate were working alongside each other in the chemistry lab at school, had to work in pairs to make soap.

Everyone elses looked fairly decent, a white looking concoction, but ours was black for some reason. Being the practical type, we though we'd test it, so I proceeded to slop it all over my mates face, that is until she started squealing 'aaaargh, it burns, it's burning me' and the chemistry teacher had to rush her off to sort out her burning face.

No permanent scars, but she did have a rather purple looking face for a couple of days.... :whistling:

I love playing tricks on friends and the one that had me laughing long and hard recently was when a friend drunk texted me several times in one and clearly had no recollection the next day. I told him that his picture of his "excitement" was a bit of a shocker and he couldn't apologise enough for his behaviour. There was no pic but the shame and regret was highly amusing

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fireheaven;2845946

I love playing tricks on friends and the one that had me laughing long … I love playing tricks on friends and the one that had me laughing long and hard recently was when a friend drunk texted me several times in one and clearly had no recollection the next day. I told him that his picture of his "excitement" was a bit of a shocker and he couldn't apologise enough for his behaviour. There was no pic but the shame and regret was highly amusing



lol nice one. you did have me fooled. thats what I get for texting you when im drunk huh? lol only joking

Some of the guys at my old work place used to ring up for free info from the classified ads in the Sport! obviously using one of the old guys name. He used to get 2 or 3 bits of junk mail a week at work for things like pen1s enlargement etc!

Ace Hayward;2843919

sadie, YOU ANIMAL!!!



Don't be sarcy!

I'm just not a mean person...! I'll try harder next time! :-D

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im sure you will

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Good Morning peeps, nice interesting stories ... let me call MOD to check up on a few of you now

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Dell_in_the_bed;2847845

Good Morning peeps, nice interesting stories ... let me call MOD to check … Good Morning peeps, nice interesting stories ... let me call MOD to check up on a few of you now



lol cnt - im too busy working today

salder21;2846108

lol nice one. you did have me fooled. thats what I get for texting you … lol nice one. you did have me fooled. thats what I get for texting you when im drunk huh? lol only joking



Nah its ok, text all you want but make sure you send the pics next time

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u first lol x
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