Whats the meanest thing you have ever done to wind up a friend?

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I just found the copy of this I had on my laptop. I was sitting bored at work one day and decided to type this up and put it on ebay!!.........

Hi there! My name is Paul, I live in denny and I'm looking to lose my virginity!
I am curious about how much money I would be able to get for this so have decided to sell myself on ebay. There will be no minimum bid so this auction will start at £0, and afterwards I will arrange the specifics such as date/location with the winning bidder.
I am willing to experiment, so bidding is open to any gender as I am also looking to lose my ass virginity. I have a strong passion for feet and especially enjoy a big toe inserted up my rectum.
Just look at my photo - I am begging you for it!!

HAPPY BIDDING


..included was an actual photo of him where it looked like he was begging! Lol :-D

Now lets hear your stories! …….

Painted his living room sexy pink while he was at work. Got the keys off his brother.

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Pavers;3210569

Painted his living room sexy pink while he was at work. Got the keys off … Painted his living room sexy pink while he was at work. Got the keys off his brother.



lol how long did it stay like that?

Friend has a thing he bought from Teneriffe that was supposed to grow into a Yukka plant, after three weeks nothing...He kept it in a Jug of water that he religiously changed every day and wouldn't let anyone go near.

I decided to put a very small hole in the top and a very small piece of a spider plant to make it look like it was growing, he was over the moon and was telling everyone that it has started at last. In the meantime I was going round telling everyone what I had done and to keep it a secret.

Over the next three weeks I was replacing his tiny piece of plant and making it bigger and bigger until it was over an inch high. He was over the moon, even took pictures of it to show his mum, girlfriend etc. Then one day one of the lads at work leant over and ripped it out. He went mental, stood up on the helpdesk (whilst people were on calls) calling him a F===ing c==t etc etc going absolutely beserk near to the point of hitting him, that was until I told him what I had been doing and we all knew about it. He was peed but found it a little fun. We were in stitches rolling round crying lol...To this day it still hasn't sprouted and that was about a month ago.

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I am never mean to my friends!

I can't tell you what I done to my best mate years ago as this is a family forum :oops::w00t: but ....................................... to keep it mild .............
A few years back my OH always took a boiled egg with him to work with his lunch ..... so one day I swapped the one in his lunch box for an unboiled one ..
............... he told me later he was sitting at the table with a couple of workmates & as usual took it out & smashed it on the side of the table to break the shell :w00t:
good job he has a good SOH :-D

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DLM;3210648

I am never mean to my friends!



dont lie, tell us!! lol ....

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salder21;3210679

dont lie, tell us!! lol ....



No

slept with his mother.

black gerbil1;3210695

slept with his mother.



rofl!

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acecatcher3;3210704

rofl!



did it work? did he wind you up? lol

salder21;3210711

did it work? did he wind you up? lol



nah, was when he started flirting with my gran, thought that was takin it too far.

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acecatcher3;3210730

nah, was when he started flirting with my gran, thought that was takin it … nah, was when he started flirting with my gran, thought that was takin it too far.



:o!! he did the same wth my gran too, i wouldnt have minded usually, but it was at her funeral!

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lol thats wrong, anyway i am off for lunch - cyaz :-D

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salder21;3210780

lol thats wrong, anyway i am off for lunch - cyaz :-D



I've just had my breakfast :oops:

Filled a mates boots with cow sh*t. :-D

We bricked up a mates front door and moved his freshly laid lawn on his wedding night. He wasn't much amused and called the police. They knew it was us but saw the funny side.

Mad Professor;3211520

We bricked up a mates front door and moved his freshly laid lawn on his … We bricked up a mates front door and moved his freshly laid lawn on his wedding night. He wasn't much amused and called the police. They knew it was us but saw the funny side.



Ha ha thats good!!! Have some rep for that!
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