What's The Most Stupid Thing You've Done?

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Found 29th Mar 2009
I'm just wondering beause, my tango and ice just reminded me of about 2 or 3 years ago when I tried to cut an ice cube with a massive knife to get it into a bottle, and obviously, I slipped at cut me finger.

Very stupid thing.

Yours?

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Opened this thread.

I knew it would be a terrible thread and it is.

/thread.

Original Poster

starsparkle2311;4770366

JFK, most threads on here are, apart from yours of course(thumbsup smiley … JFK, most threads on here are, apart from yours of course(thumbsup smiley here)



:-( Why quote this ponce?

No point of ignore then :-(

Original Poster

starsparkle2311;4770384

lol at the terminology



how?

I once put bread in the toaster when it popped up i buttered it, then realised it wasnt done enough so put it back in the toaster. lol

Then there was fire

The JFK;4770351

Opened this thread.I knew it would be a terrible thread and it is./thread.



pot kettle

borolad94;4770392

how?



'Cos you're 13.

BRB......Asking people on the internet for advice about a fight at school.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tried to kiss a teacher

The JFK;4770488

'Cos you're 13.BRB......Asking people on the internet for advice about a … 'Cos you're 13.BRB......Asking people on the internet for advice about a fight at school.BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA



My line that LOL

starsparkle2311;4770516

evening class, right?



College :oops::thinking:

Original Poster

jellybaby22;4770588

moved in with someone after knowing them a few days.........BIG … moved in with someone after knowing them a few days.........BIG mistake......:x



Ohh, what happened?

Jed Maxwell;4770439

I once put bread in the toaster when it popped up i buttered it, then … I once put bread in the toaster when it popped up i buttered it, then realised it wasnt done enough so put it back in the toaster. lolThen there was fire



really?! i always do that...oooops:oops:

I once put 50p into a vending machine for a 40p item, and it kept my change
i cried for two months after that and spent £1000 on counseling

mamamia7;4770624

really?! i always do that...oooops:oops:



did you not get raging flames too? lol

Banned

Believing Yvonne McGrath from Barrow in Furness when she told me she loved me.
Mind you, I'll never know just how many other men she was saying that to......

Getting so drunk and walking home - my night ended up in a canal.

Not good!

starsparkle2311;4770735

you trolley!!!!!!!!!!



Yup, I blame garden jumping - thought it would be a quick short-cut, little did I know, the last fence I jumped led to freezing canal :whistling:

I "gave away" £200 on the misc, but got caught out by my poor photoshopping skills.

Everyone laughs at me now, and I have no friends (except 1).

grex9101;4770752

I "gave away" £200 on the misc, but got caught out by my poor … I "gave away" £200 on the misc, but got caught out by my poor photoshopping skills.Everyone laughs at me now, and I have no friends (except 1).



Eh....explain?

grex9101;4770752

I "gave away" £200 on the misc, but got caught out by my poor … I "gave away" £200 on the misc, but got caught out by my poor photoshopping skills.Everyone laughs at me now, and I have no friends (except 1).



lmao

Meadsy4742;4770758

Eh....explain?



I pretended to give away £200 to look cool, and posted "proof" (shopped paypal screen).

I got caught out as I am a total lamer :whistling:

starsparkle2311;4770763

garden jumping?You mean hedge-hopping?Oh sweet memories,lol



Well they were fences, I call it garden jumping - probably the same thing though.

Never again

grex9101;4770773

I pretended to give away £200 to look cool, and posted "proof" (shopped … I pretended to give away £200 to look cool, and posted "proof" (shopped paypal screen).I got caught out as I am a total lamer :whistling:



Ahhhh yeah, I think I remember seeing that. Wasn't it the date and time along with the time of payment sent?

Meadsy4742;4770743

Yup, I blame garden jumping - thought it would be a quick short-cut, … Yup, I blame garden jumping - thought it would be a quick short-cut, little did I know, the last fence I jumped led to freezing canal :whistling:



that made me laugh so much

queenlush;4770784

that made me laugh so much



I laughed about it in the morning aswell lol.

we moved to a cottage in the country where the roads are sooooooooooo narrow.......well......i was driving to work one morning & came face to face with a tractor. The farmer shouted move over a tad....which i did....& ditched my car lol! Had to get helped out by farmer as car was on its side, then my car had to be towed out.....needless to say i was late for work that morning!!!

Pulling a fat lass.

Age 11 lost my pocket money down the sofa so got a matches and lite it down the side to find it next thing the whole living room was on fire..

Selling my secure "panic room" blueprints to some guy in Austria 24 years ago . . . . . my bad . . . . isn't hindsight a harsh mistress? . . .



*sprints for the exit*


*yes i'm aware i'm going to hell*

ukmonkey;4770853

Age 11 lost my pocket money down the sofa so got a matches and lite it … Age 11 lost my pocket money down the sofa so got a matches and lite it down the side to find it next thing the whole living room was on fire..



:w00t: - you better had been on a small fortune pocket money wise!!! lol

ukmonkey;4770853

Age 11 lost my pocket money down the sofa so got a matches and lite it … Age 11 lost my pocket money down the sofa so got a matches and lite it down the side to find it next thing the whole living room was on fire..



That's funny! I did once burn my knackers while playing with matches, didn't listen to Charlie! ;-)

jellybaby22;4770605

it all went horribly wrong......:oops:......very wrong..............he … it all went horribly wrong......:oops:......very wrong..............he turned out to be a bit loopy.....:-Danother BIG mistake..getting engaged to someone after a few days......never do that either...:lol:





think you're the loopy one :whistling:

Oh god there are loads - one that springs to mind that my brother reminded me of yesterday was when I got my first car I went to the car shop to buy spark plugs and the guy asked me how big the engine was and I put my hands out about a foot apart and said "this big"

Took a while for him and his co-worker to regain composure

starsparkle2311;4770634

took me 4 years of hell to get away, never looked … took me 4 years of hell to get away, never looked back...................I may be on my own, but at least I got away,lol




Sorry to go off topic Borolad but SS do you ever find it incredibly hard doing it all on your own? I know I am

Got married:oops:

starsparkle2311;4771864

not stupid, deluded maybe, but not stupid, allowances are made for … not stupid, deluded maybe, but not stupid, allowances are made for lurrrrrve, good on ya!



True deluded, lurvvve didnt last for long, but at least i have a beautiful daughter (she may live in Brisbane) but im a happy dad:)

starsparkle2311;4772092

Brisbane wow, I lived near Coffs Harbour, Sandy Beach to be exact, know … Brisbane wow, I lived near Coffs Harbour, Sandy Beach to be exact, know it?



She lives at Dock street, South Brisbane, i went to see her last year and we went to the Science Museum together, was amazing for me as she i now 9 years old and the last time i saw her she was 6!!!!!!! its hard keeping up a long distance relationship when you live 10 thousands miles away & the mother is not the nicest person:x

Luckily most stupid things go back to childhood so i can blame childhood innocence :whistling:

Probably the silliest was around Bonfire time, there was always the threat on a bonfire being burnt down before Nov 5th by a rival gang so we came up with the fantastic idea of building a camp inside the bonfire so we could take it in turns sleeping in it to guard against it being burnt down. :thinking:

Original Poster

These are all great, very funny.

jellybaby22;4771400

you being cheeky again are you......:whistling:





what you gonna do about it , move in with me :roll:

your mum :-D
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