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    Whats the quickest way to a mans heart?

    As the title says, and I dont mean via the chest cavity with the kitchen knife...

    67 Comments

    jellybaby22;5002858

    sex....and lots of it......



    wot she said :w00t:

    laughing. i love it when the misses has a giggle!

    jellybaby22;5002858

    sex....and lots of it......



    +1

    Banned

    Up the bum.

    FilthAndFurry;5002893

    Up the bum.



    -1

    the *promise* and anticipation of sex, like an oasis within the desert... kept but a hairs width from the mans hands....but possibly not kept removed forever.

    FilthAndFurry;5002893

    Up the bum.



    dean3988;5002897

    -1



    LOL..nice one :-D

    Food, no nagging, peace & quiet and just do as we say.

    sorted.

    ClarityofMind;5002906

    the *promise* and anticipation of sex, like an oasis within the desert... … the *promise* and anticipation of sex, like an oasis within the desert... kept but a hairs width from the mans hands....but possibly not kept removed forever.



    thats just plain mean :x

    Banned

    dean3988;5002897

    -1



    I didn't say whose.

    StevenA2000_uk;5002911

    thats just plain mean :x



    it's not mean endlessly

    ClarityofMind;5002929

    it's not mean endlessly



    then thats just torture ...:x lol

    Send him out for a beer with his mates........ He will love you for it:)

    karaokecolin;5002910

    Food, no nagging, peace & quiet.sorted.



    +1 lol

    StevenA2000_uk;5002978

    then thats just torture ...:x lol



    it's a delectably pleasing torture lol

    poon him

    Original Poster

    interesting, when i asked this question on facebook all my friends sed bj's lol.

    ClarityofMind;5003024

    it's a delectably pleasing torture lol



    Yes, for the chick its delectable...lol

    Kitten13;5003046

    interesting, when i asked this question on facebook all my friends sed … interesting, when i asked this question on facebook all my friends sed bj's lol.



    you mention bj in front of several men, one will say it's great and all the rest start thinking about how wonderful it is and how much they fancy it right NOW... they're like wild dogs, hunt with one mind, one soul and one purpose lol

    Original Poster

    I don't do the whole torturing guys like that, waaaaaaaaaaay too much torture for me, lol

    Kitten13;5003046

    interesting, when i asked this question on facebook all my friends sed … interesting, when i asked this question on facebook all my friends sed bj's lol.



    They're overrated. just full blown hardcore sweaty naked sex!

    StevenA2000_uk;5003056

    Yes, for the chick its delectable...lol



    it works for me lol

    ClarityofMind;5003109

    it works for me lol



    lol

    Banned

    jellybaby22;5002858

    sex....and lots of it......



    lol...she's a pro.

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;5003095

    you mention bj in front of several men, one will say it's great and all … you mention bj in front of several men, one will say it's great and all the rest start thinking about how wonderful it is and how much they fancy it right NOW... they're like wild dogs, hunt with one mind, one soul and one purpose lol



    it was all my female friends that said it, lol

    FilthAndFurry;5002893

    Up the bum.



    Reminds me.. Alistair Darling.

    Original Poster

    dean3988;5003100

    They're overrated. just full blown hardcore sweaty naked sex!



    I know a bloke who said that, and I prooved him wrong, lol...

    Banned

    jellybaby22;5003149

    :? a pro.......hmmm I hope you dont mean that the way it … :? a pro.......hmmm I hope you dont mean that the way it sounds......:whistling:I just know how men work.....its easy to work out...simple [COLOR="Red"]little[/COLOR] things that you are...:w00t:



    speak for yourself :w00t:

    go straight through the rib cage with a kitchen knife, then pull back the ribs, either by hand or using a small ratchet spreader. it's usually best to place a rag in the mouth to cut down on the noise. The heart should be right there for all to see.

    another favourite is making and incision below the belly button and inserting a hand whisk, the look in their eyes as you give it a good whisk is just priceless.

    Banned

    jellybaby22;5003227

    pics or your lying :whistling:



    Dam said the file size is to large to upload lol

    jellybaby22;5002858

    sex....and lots of it......




    quality and quantity ;-)



    dean3988;5003100

    They're overrated. just full blown hardcore sweaty naked sex!




    how old are you again :thinking:

    Banned

    jellybaby22;5003302

    lying then.....:whistling:getting an old womans hopes up.....you should … lying then.....:whistling:getting an old womans hopes up.....you should be ashamed



    And making a young boy get his **** up... you should be ashamed to lol :w00t:

    jellybaby22;5003329

    if your good ya get both.......:-D





    :shock: ... how do you know!

    DangerGod;5003326

    And making a young boy get his **** up... you should be ashamed to lol … And making a young boy get his **** up... you should be ashamed to lol :w00t:



    god thats so wrong. lol

    Banned

    jellybaby22;5003337

    :lol: :lol: hahaha.....Im speechless..well done......:p



    lmao :thumbsup:

    Banned

    ClarityofMind;5003353

    god thats so wrong. lol



    lol come on COM you just want in on the action :-D

    Just tell us what you want from us and let us know how to make you happy plus also remember we are just simple creatures at heart:?

    :? do men have a heart?

    fireheaven;5003435

    :? do men have a heart?



    yes its in those two dangly things....

    fireheaven;5003435

    :? do men have a heart?



    Yes we do just ask my wife:)
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