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    What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you?

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    woke up in a hotel to find a security guard stood in the dark at the foot of my bed????

    nefertiti6969;8707264

    woke up in a hotel to find a security guard stood in the dark at the foot … woke up in a hotel to find a security guard stood in the dark at the foot of my bed????



    go on.. this has potential..

    nefertiti6969;8707264

    woke up in a hotel to find a security guard stood in the dark at the foot … woke up in a hotel to find a security guard stood in the dark at the foot of my bed????



    I had a similar thing once, except it was my bedroom, and a policeman.

    My entry though, probably the time I was accosted by five extremely hawt German girls, who decided they wanted me for their porn site. I lose about a thousand man points here, because I bottled it and declined, much to the dismay of my mate.

    didn't happen to me, but my brother recently. His dog had been acting strange. They took her to the vet since she'd been in heat and they thought maybe their other dog had mated with her when they weren't looking. Normally would been good but she was just over a year old and they didn't want it to happen yet. Took her to the vet. NOT pregnant he said. Phantom pregnancy. So time went on and one wednesday night they popped out for literally 3 hours to go see Cesar Milan's live show, the DOG WHISPERER. They got back a few hours later and what was waiting? 4 lovely blue staffordshire bull terrier pups. Weird she could have had them at any time, but during the few hours they popped out to see the dog whisperer.

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    dxx;8707329

    I had a similar thing once, except it was my bedroom, and a policeman. My … I had a similar thing once, except it was my bedroom, and a policeman. My entry though, probably the time I was accosted by five extremely hawt German girls, who decided they wanted me for their porn site. I lose about a thousand man points here, because I bottled it and declined, much to the dismay of my mate.



    B.S

    ScRiVs;8707364

    B.S



    Nope, entirely true.

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    mcnally32;8707354

    didn't happen to me, but my brother recently. His dog had been acting … didn't happen to me, but my brother recently. His dog had been acting strange. They took her to the vet since she'd been in heat and they thought maybe their other dog had mated with her when they weren't looking. Normally would been good but she was just over a year old and they didn't want it to happen yet. Took her to the vet. NOT pregnant he said. Phantom pregnancy. So time went on and one wednesday night they popped out for literally 3 hours to go see Cesar Milan's live show, the DOG WHISPERER. They got back a few hours later and what was waiting? 4 lovely blue staffordshire bull terrier pups. Weird she could have had them at any time, but during the few hours they popped out to see the dog whisperer.



    haha that is weird!

    I'd also love to have a blue staff pup :-D

    tinkerbell28;8707335

    Something similar which reminded … Something similar which reminded me...........................................Got really drunk one day after college, lived above a pub. Was home alone. The alarm had gone off and I was so done in couldn't hear it.The chef was outside and had climbed onto the roof, was a low roof outside my room jumped in through my window, worried as I was there on my own and showing no signs of being around and woke to some coppers outside, then I realised I was naked flashing the lot:whistling:Quickly got dressed and made them a brew in the bar.:santa:



    hold on - did this happen in n.wales?cos i knew a girl who this exact thing happened to..

    weirdest thing that happened to me? I signed up to here

    woke up one morning with broken fingers, on a bed id made on the floor next to my actual bed with some girl who i didnt know, no shirt, tie or jacket, 150 quid down and a killer hangover

    :-D

    Banned

    michelleleemoo;8707494

    weirdest thing that happened to me? I signed up to here


    yep that,...............................................................................
    ............................................................................................
    ..............................oh and the time ma boaby exploaded!;-)

    RFC;8707545

    yep … yep that,.........................................................................................................................................................................................................oh and the time ma boaby exploaded!;-)



    whats a boaby? boob? :?

    this is a bit gross but entirely true

    when i was a young man, i used to have long hairs (a few of them, maybe four or five hairs that grew to a length of maybe two or three inches) that grew out of one of my nipples.

    just one of my nipples mind.

    one day i woke up to find that one of the nipple hairs had two, yes TWO, knots tied in them!



    i ended up snipping the nipple hairs, now the hairs on my upper body are just a standard length.

    scrumpypaul;8707559

    this is a bit gross but entirely truewhen i was a young man, i used to … this is a bit gross but entirely truewhen i was a young man, i used to have long hairs (a few of them, maybe four or five hairs that grew to a length of maybe two or three inches) that grew out of one of my nipples.just one of my nipples mind.one day i woke up to find that one of the nipple hairs had two, yes TWO, knots tied in them!i ended up snipping the nipple hairs, now the hairs on my upper body are just a standard length.



    I just spewed http://www.struff.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/smiley_vomit.gif

    well, at least it meets the weird requirement.

    plus i had slept alone that night, so it was either me, or some extremely well choreographed twisting, or some sort of phantom that did it!!!

    scrumpypaul;8707606

    well, at least it meets the weird requirement.plus i had slept alone that … well, at least it meets the weird requirement.plus i had slept alone that night, so it was either me, or some extremely well choreographed twisting, or some sort of phantom that did it!!!



    did you do it with yr tongue, like that weird tying a knot in a cherry stalk thing

    ]http//ww…nds (shorter videos are available but this one's cute)

    Someone asking me strange questions whilst searching for deals on the web

    ScRiVs;8707414

    haha that is weird!I'd also love to have a blue staff pup :-D



    They're pretty class. He got £800 a pup and could have got more. Lovely wee things.

    scrumpypaul;8707559

    this is a bit gross but entirely truewhen i was a young man, i used to … this is a bit gross but entirely truewhen i was a young man, i used to have long hairs (a few of them, maybe four or five hairs that grew to a length of maybe two or three inches) that grew out of one of my nipples.just one of my nipples mind.one day i woke up to find that one of the nipple hairs had two, yes TWO, knots tied in them!i ended up snipping the nipple hairs, now the hairs on my upper body are just a standard length.



    :?

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    mcnally32;8707711

    They're pretty class. He got £800 a pup and could have got more. Lovely … They're pretty class. He got £800 a pup and could have got more. Lovely wee things.



    They're so god damn expensive though!

    ...good way to make £££ :w00t:

    i've kissed ainsley harriot :oops: :oops:

    RFC;8714844

    michelle dont be so clatty,a boaby is a my stock of rock!:-D



    and still none the wiser am I :w00t:

    More scary than weird, but when I was in Egypt I woke up to find my brother smashing a tennis racket off the wall in an attempt to kill a camel spider

    Didn't get a wink of sleep for the rest of the holiday :lol:

    Banned

    CFC_Mark;8715140

    More scary than weird, but when I was in Egypt I woke up to find my … More scary than weird, but when I was in Egypt I woke up to find my brother smashing a tennis racket off the wall in an attempt to kill a camel spider :/Didn't get a wink of sleep for the rest of the holiday :lol:


    thats a bit harsh ,tennis racket to kill a camel toe!!!!!

    id be right in ther like!

    michelleleemoo;8707556

    whats a boaby? boob? :?



    lmao !!! I take it u know now MM :whistling:

    CFC_Mark;8715140

    More scary than weird, but when I was in Egypt I woke up to find my … More scary than weird, but when I was in Egypt I woke up to find my brother smashing a tennis racket off the wall in an attempt to kill a camel spider :/Didn't get a wink of sleep for the rest of the holiday :lol:


    youtube.com/wat…zPk
    :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Was 2oclock in the morning and was trying to sleep, heard my brother on his bed next to mine saying that he could see someone in the corner of his eyes. 10 seconds later he lifted my blanket up to see if i was awake (was facing away from him).

    About 15 secs later i decided to talk to him, looked over and saw him wrapped up in his blanket with his head down and he was sleeping, i even called for him. There was no way for him to lift my blanket up and wrap himself back up without me hearing. I even asked him in the morning if he said or did anything last night to which he said no...SPOOKY!!!

    Banned

    khy86;8721293

    Was 2oclock in the morning and was trying to sleep, heard my brother on … Was 2oclock in the morning and was trying to sleep, heard my brother on his bed next to mine saying that he could see someone in the corner of his eyes. 10 seconds later he lifted my blanket up to see if i was awake (was facing away from him).About 15 secs later i decided to talk to him, looked over and saw him wrapped up in his blanket with his head down and he was sleeping, i even called for him. There was no way for him to lift my blanket up and wrap himself back up without me hearing. I even asked him in the morning if he said or did anything last night to which he said no...SPOOKY!!!


    you sure that was your brother................!
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