What's the weirdest thing you've seen being sold on Ebay?

I've just been having a browse across Ebay as I've got some money to spare...
came across this lot...

item: 120253123724
item: 120253126185

How sick ... wonder how quickly they'll get banned for this!!!
Almost a s unbelievable as the Hooch top that sold for £190.00 the other day!

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i just bid on the unwashed thong.class

thought 1st 1 was bad but the 2nd one is awfu bloody false advertising. lmao

I am the highest bidder on both, thanks mate

eww that is disgusting and also very sad they must be desperately poor lol

Brand New Safety Pin for $31 on ebay, item no: 250237489996
no, seriously! 4 bids


7 hours 20 mins left.

Have you seen the "framed autographs" they are also selling. Bargain at £1500

Sad !!!

tommato

The reason I didn't want any more of THAT wine was because it was corked!!!:whistling:

Banned

250239096046

CB-6000 MALE CHASTITY - BEST DEAL ANYWHERE! CB6000
item no: 280219521606

can u pee in this?

oh dear !

i thot they had the wrong item on sale (sunglasses lol)

Original Poster

Can you imagine some weird knicker snatching perv with that bottle?
I have this horrible picture in my head ... it shouldn't be allowed on the grounds that I have over active imagination ...
Can imagine some weirdo just walking round his house, making toast whilst wearing the knickers on his head...
Must go and look at the paper clip to erase these things out of my head...

BECOME INVISIBLE & walk UNSEEN. Strange. REAL BOOK.
Exotic & rare ---- MORAL PURPOSES ONLY ---- Adults 18+

"A powerful secret is within your grasp...
Become INVISIBLE!
This is not a toy or a magic trick.
This is not an illusion or a Ninja technique.

No Lies! Become 100% invisible!

The Secret of Invisibility is an amazing book that renders you completely invisible.

This method is currently used by the CIA and foreign intelligence agencies.

Don't Scoff! You CAN go anywhere without being seen.

You're invisible to all you meet... NOT EVEN A SHADOW.

This works even when you're completely surrounded by cameras or people."

item no: 140226531853

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kippy;1968729

CB-6000 MALE CHASTITY - BEST DEAL ANYWHERE! CB6000item no: … CB-6000 MALE CHASTITY - BEST DEAL ANYWHERE! CB6000item no: 280219521606can u pee in this?



hehe:-D
Whats' with the weird 3d looking sun glasses ... very random. Well you'd probably look a freak with the belt on so why not go abit further and pop some sungoggles on too!

lol sheriff ... one master key

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kippy;1968776

BECOME INVISIBLE & walk UNSEEN. Strange. REAL BOOK.Exotic & rare ---- … BECOME INVISIBLE & walk UNSEEN. Strange. REAL BOOK.Exotic & rare ---- MORAL PURPOSES ONLY ---- Adults 18+"A powerful secret is within your grasp...Become INVISIBLE!This is not a toy or a magic trick.This is not an illusion or a Ninja techniques



I was hoping to see some customer testimonials for this one ... read his feedback comments!!!

[COLOR="Red"]"HOOKY PRODUCT FLIM FLAM JUST A TEXT FILE WITH IMAGENARY STATMENTS
Reply by ******* (24-Apr-08 00:51):
This is NOT Harry Potter or witchcraft spells & IT WORKS. Ask questions first."[/COLOR]

........puts toaster on :geek:

300216664541 not weird but makes me feel sick

Banned

cornish;1968807

300216664541 not weird but makes me feel sick



:w00t:

DIY Masturbation Kit Sanitary
Back after public Demand!!!!!
You can't trust anyone these days, not even yourself!
Kit Includes: Plastic Glove + Condom + Fresh Nap Moist Towelette
It also includes Mastorbutaros virility Test on the back.

190215115484
Location: Bournemouth, £3

Original Poster

tr2k8;1968725

250239096046



haha - sold for over £12 - bargain
check out his other auctions -- [COLOR="Red"]250229970116[/COLOR]
There were people fighting over this???
I'm going to have a serious rethink about what I sell on Ebay ... time to raid the back of the pantry.....:w00t:

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owlass;1968800

........puts toaster on :geek:



I see you bought the sungoggles too....
[COLOR="Red"]280219521606[/COLOR]
:w00t:

7 leaf clover

320241804311

i dont understand?

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toratown;1968901

i dont understand?



which part lol.

Sheriff Waffles;1968860

I'm going to have a serious rethink about what I sell on Ebay ... time to … I'm going to have a serious rethink about what I sell on Ebay ... time to raid the back of the pantry.....:w00t:



2L coke bottle!

Original Poster

owlass;1968981

2L coke bottle!



Actually it's a fire extinguisher ....:?

Kettle sold on Ebay back in 2001

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/hukdshowphoto/ebaykettle.jpg

this ones realy weard if you warm it up it actualy shrinks and dosen't expand,weard lol
280221033149

hottoshop;1969109

Kettle sold on Ebay back in 2001



yours or you bought??

Original Poster

hottoshop;1969109

Kettle sold on Ebay back in 2001



:w00t::w00t::w00t:
Makes you wonder what he was using that kettle for ... the perv!!!

kippy;1969111

yours or you bought??



Nana's. Nana's kettles are always hot !

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hottoshop;1969125

Nana's. Nana's kettles are always hot !



:thinking: ..... so is that your reflection in the kettle then???

eewww, so it's not hottoshop but hot tos hop :lol:

LMAO reflection! well spotted people. is that skin colour or ...?

Hmmm, in the interests of self preservation I think I may just post the link !!

snopes.com/pho…asp

raptorcigs;1969110

this ones realy weard if you warm it up it actualy shrinks and dosen't … this ones realy weard if you warm it up it actualy shrinks and dosen't expand,weard lol280221033149



what are u thinking of, you naughty thing. a bit narrow isnt it.
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