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    What's the wildest thing you've ever done whilst being drunk or under the influence of a substance....you know what I'm talking about? lol

    I know there's some crazy people on here (you know who you are lol) so what's the wildest thing you've ever done under the influence of alcohol or a substance?

    I don't care how old the story is, I wanna hear it, regardless if it happened tonight or 20 years ago...but don't leave out any details. lol

    Best stories receive rep

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    I ate a whole back of biscuits!!!!!!!!!!

    everyone together -
    "WOOOOOOOOOW"

    I acctually haven't done anything crazy/too stupid while drunk, i'm normally the one that stays slightly sober and looks after everyone else.

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    Jumpingphil;6084147

    Who ate the front?I climbed over the guard rail on the back ( talking of … Who ate the front?I climbed over the guard rail on the back ( talking of backs ) of a cruise ship and hung there by one hand.All that was below me was the thrashing propellors of the ship.



    That's what I'm talking about with this thread.....except you forgot to tell us the ending...did your hand slip and you plumetted to your death? :w00t:

    dropped an N95 (when they were first released), was that drunk i didn't care about it. my friends had to look for it for me.

    Stuck a banger in a jar of branston pickle in the kitchen of my student halls, also the same night set off a water fire extinguisher could not stop the water and slipped cracking my head open...

    It was a great night..

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    t0mm;6084157

    dropped an N95 (when they were first released), was that drunk i didn't … dropped an N95 (when they were first released), was that drunk i didn't care about it. my friends had to look for it for me.



    I hate that phone...it's given me so many problems and even now, half the buttons don't work...right and down doesn't work, nor the buttons at the top...you don't even realise how difficult it is to text right now. lol

    Plus...the button to end calls isn't working either. lol

    Jumpingphil;6084165

    Oh yes, sorry, I slipped, plummeted to my death and am typing this from … Oh yes, sorry, I slipped, plummeted to my death and am typing this from another place in time and space.



    I knew it...so what's the after life like? :p:w00t:

    Banned

    I tried impressing a girl by whacking a beer glass as hard as I could onto the table, it shattered slicing a minor artery on the palm of my hand. Ended up in hospital for 4hrs, when the nurse took the bandage off when I arrived it squirted blood in her face.

    Heres the shirt
    http://www.lumor.co.uk/bloodyshirt.jpg

    Banned

    While sober I've dropped my jeans and boxers in Oxford city centre in front of that church, not going to post the picture of that cause it was cold

    when i was like 15 i was out with my mates n wed bn drinkin, i was absolutely sloshed after like 3 pints lol, so i get home at like 11 lol and i go to say night to my parents and when i do they say to me, michael have you been drinkin? you smell of beer, i then came up with the immortal response " Oh, thats no me, thats you"

    and walked out with my pride in tact :lol:

    thts the only story im willing to tell on here :lol:

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    lumoruk;6084202

    While sober I've dropped my jeans and boxers in Oxford city centre in … While sober I've dropped my jeans and boxers in Oxford city centre in front of that church, not going to post the picture of that cause it was cold



    Are you saying you're naturally small? :w00t:

    If your gf is putting up with that, then I think you should stop calling her a fatty. :whistling:

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    micoo;6084203

    when i was like 15 i was out with my mates n wed bn drinkin, i was … when i was like 15 i was out with my mates n wed bn drinkin, i was absolutely sloshed after like 3 pints lol, so i get home at like 11 lol and i go to say night to my parents and when i do they say to me, michael have you been drinkin? you smell of beer, i then came up with the immortal response " Oh, thats no me, thats you"and walked out with my pride in tact :lol:thts the only story im willing to tell on here :lol:



    That's only cos that's the best story you have.....you haven't lived yet mate....unless you prove me wrong of course. :whistling:

    Banned

    realfriendlyman;6084211

    Are you saying you're naturally small? :w00t:If your gf is putting up … Are you saying you're naturally small? :w00t:If your gf is putting up with that, then I think you should stop calling her a fatty. :whistling:



    It's scientific fat growers are bigger and that's what I am my friend :whistling:

    but yeah I'm not big but she moans I'm doing it too hard and hitting her bladder

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    Jumpingphil;6084220

    I can't tell you for at least another 80 years.



    There's no way I'm waiting that long to findout...I've always said I'd rather die earlier without aches and pains, than live a pointless life until the modern world is too complex to understand.

    lumoruk;6084221

    It's scientific fat growers are bigger and that's what I am my friend … It's scientific fat growers are bigger and that's what I am my friend :whistling:but yeah I'm not big but she moans I'm doing it too hard and hitting her bladder



    I won't say much about it...but when I'm in action, I've had neighbours banging on the walls loads of times and one girl almost scratched my back to pieces from joy....what was that about, I felt like I just had 12 rounds with Freddy Cruger. lol

    Jumpingphil;6084165

    Oh yes, sorry, I slipped, plummeted to my death and am typing this from … Oh yes, sorry, I slipped, plummeted to my death and am typing this from another place in time and space.



    :whistling:

    many moons ago I went to a student, house-leaving party.....the place was totally wrecked by everyone.....police were called, me and my mate climbed out an upstairs window, shinned it down the drainpipe, fell into a shrubbery and ran like hell, hiding in a shed a few doors down until daylight......then had to walk home.....covered in mud, ripped clothing and incredibly hungover!!!

    bitseylango;6084555

    many moons ago I went to a student, house-leaving party.....the place was … many moons ago I went to a student, house-leaving party.....the place was totally wrecked by everyone.....police were called, me and my mate climbed out an upstairs window, shinned it down the drainpipe, fell into a shrubbery and ran like hell, hiding in a shed a few doors down until daylight......then had to walk home.....covered in mud, ripped clothing and incredibly hungover!!!



    lol!

    Police came into a private bar once and suddenly there was this actual *rain* of drugs flying through the air as people threw it rather than be caught with it on them. They then turned on all the lights and turned off the music and everything was so quiet, I hadn't a clue what to do as no-one was allowed to leave so I walked up to the three cops on the door and said quietly, "Please may I go home?" one of them stood aside and just allowed me to walk away! lol!

    Hmm... then there was a time a friend and I got totally pished in Birmingham City Centre, we met two guys and amused ourselves a lil while :whistling: until the guys suggested we went somewhere else with em, so we pretended to agree, gave em faked up phone numbers and then ******ed off home, safe n sound :oops:

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    ClarityofMind;6084591

    lol!Police came into a private bar once and suddenly there was this … lol!Police came into a private bar once and suddenly there was this actual *rain* of drugs flying through the air as people threw it rather than be caught with it on them. They then turned on all the lights and turned off the music and everything was so quiet, I hadn't a clue what to do as no-one was allowed to leave so I walked up to the three cops on the door and said quietly, "Please may I go home?" one of them stood aside and just allowed me to walk away! lol!Hmm... then there was a time a friend and I got totally pished in Birmingham City Centre, we met two guys and amused ourselves a lil while :whistling: until the guys suggested we went somewhere else with em, so we pretended to agree, gave em faked up phone numbers and then ******ed off home, safe n sound :oops:



    You tease!!! :w00t:

    realfriendlyman;6084804

    You tease!!! :w00t:



    That's not teasing.. that's survival :thumbsup:

    It *was* Birmingham lol!!

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    ClarityofMind;6084850

    That's not teasing.. that's survival :thumbsup:It *was* Birmingham lol!!



    I haven't been Birmingham, so I'm not clued up on it but I don't doubt it's much different from London in that sense....you did crack me up with making the policeman feel sorry for you at the drug party though. :lol:

    fight, always seem to happen when im drunk

    realfriendlyman;6084969

    I haven't been Birmingham, so I'm not clued up on it but I don't doubt … I haven't been Birmingham, so I'm not clued up on it but I don't doubt it's much different from London in that sense....you did crack me up with making the policeman feel sorry for you at the drug party though. :lol:



    I did the whole rounded big blue eyes, wobble to the bottom lip thing.....

    then ran off laughing all the way down the street :roll:

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    ClarityofMind;6085001

    I did the whole rounded big blue eyes, wobble to the bottom lip … I did the whole rounded big blue eyes, wobble to the bottom lip thing.....then ran off laughing all the way down the street :roll:



    Awww, even I just felt sorry for you, I'll let you pass through as well.....hold on a minute....what's that sticking out of your pocket...is that a bong?:w00t:

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    black gerbil1;6084985

    fight, always seem to happen when im drunk



    I really hate that...that really brings down the vibe of the whole evening.

    I can't stand violent drunks, that's one of my pet peeves...although I do go a little crazy when I get drunk...in an entertaining way. :-D

    realfriendlyman;6085015

    Awww, even I just felt sorry for you, I'll let you pass through as … Awww, even I just felt sorry for you, I'll let you pass through as well.....hold on a minute....what's that sticking out of your pocket...is that a bong?:w00t:



    No, honest!

    till the rain happened I was hardly aware of the drugs, was there with a guy and his mates....and walked off and left em in it lol!!

    prolly I was just naive and I dont give a monkey what someone else chooses to do to themseves so long as it doesn't involve me :roll:

    jellybaby22;6085071

    Im a good girl me...never do anything bad ..when Im drunk or not...:)



    you're a sweetie baby x x

    and you've been very bad, your tummy says so lol! x x x

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    ClarityofMind;6085042

    No, honest!till the rain happened I was hardly aware of the drugs, was … No, honest!till the rain happened I was hardly aware of the drugs, was there with a guy and his mates....and walked off and left em in it lol!!prolly I was just naive and I dont give a monkey what someone else chooses to do to themseves so long as it doesn't involve me :roll:



    That's very selfish of you...I'm gonna suggest some handcuffs to the next party you attend. :whistling:

    jellybaby22;6085071

    Im a good girl me...never do anything bad ..when Im drunk or not...:)



    Who are you trying to fool Miss Crazy? :w00t:

    jellybaby22;6085098

    :lol: ha...that doesnt count a being bad......anyway not my fault...I … :lol: ha...that doesnt count a being bad......anyway not my fault...I blame the OH !!! xx



    of course it was 100% him lol! x x x

    Banned

    I fell asleep in a field in the middle of the night....:oops:

    Thing is im terrified of the dark so i dont know why i was even walking through it! :w00t:

    Was trying to get back to my mums, eventualy got there around 5 hours later! :cry:


    Edit - just want to make clear, I was drunk but hadnt touched drugs, dont agree with them at all!!

    student_mummy;6085116

    I fell asleep in a field in the middle of the night....:oops:Thing is im … I fell asleep in a field in the middle of the night....:oops:Thing is im terrified of the dark so i dont know why i was even walking through it! :w00t:Was trying to get back to my mums, eventualy got there around 5 hours later! :cry:Edit - just want to make clear, I was drunk but hadnt touched drugs, dont agree with them at all!!



    I have never slept in a field... have uh, cuddled in one though lol!

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    jellybaby22;6085098

    :lol: ha...that doesnt count a being bad......anyway not my fault...I … :lol: ha...that doesnt count a being bad......anyway not my fault...I blame the OH !!! xxhonestly.....you would be surprised...Im the shyest quietest person ever...... no crazy or bad behaviour from me........



    Yeah right, I bet he was painting the walls and you didn't even let him finish. lol
    Be careful what you say JB, I don't think anyone's gonna believe anything you say from now on cos we've all seen your white jacket. :-D

    student_mummy;6085116

    I fell asleep in a field in the middle of the night....Thing is im … I fell asleep in a field in the middle of the night....Thing is im terrified of the dark so i dont know why i was even walking through it! :w00t:Was trying to get back to my mums, eventualy got there around 5 hours later! :cry:Edit - just want to make clear, I was drunk but hadnt touched drugs, dont agree with them at all!!



    And there's me thinking you'd be one of the crazy ones...I'm disappointed in your stories SM

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    ClarityofMind;6085130

    I have never slept in a field... have uh, cuddled in one though lol!



    I nodded off in the toilet once....and I wasn't even sitting down. :w00t:

    My head hurts just thinking about it. :roll:

    What are we all gonna eat today??

    I'm thinking.........













    NANDOS!!!!!!

    Banned

    [QUOTE=ClarityofMind;6084591]lol!
    Hmm... then there was a time a friend and I got totally pished in Birmingham City Centre, we met two guys and amused ourselves a lil while :whistling: until the guys suggested we went somewhere else with em, so we pretended to agree, gave em faked up phone numbers and then ******ed off home, safe n sound :oops:[/QUOTE]


    Oh CoM, ive done that a few times lol :oops:

    Actually did it to my OH the night we met, he had bought me drinks all night and was being lovely but i decided to b off with my friend as i hated men at the time!! I had decided they were all the same so why bother!

    3 years later he still hasnt forgiven me!!! :w00t: lol xxx

    after working 6 years in greece i probably done all th stuff you can imagine

    was before club18-30 started getting all the bad press for their antics in corfu
    was thinking we did all that but better.

    most of the girls left their knickers at home

    realfriendlyman;6085143

    I nodded off in the toilet once....and I wasn't even sitting down. … I nodded off in the toilet once....and I wasn't even sitting down. :w00t:My head hurts just thinking about it. :roll:



    I fell asleep in the shower just recently... fell over and bruised my ribs lol!!

    Banned

    ClarityofMind;6085130

    I have never slept in a field... have uh, cuddled in one though lol!



    realfriendlyman;6085138

    And there's me thinking you'd be one of the crazy ones...I'm disappointed … And there's me thinking you'd be one of the crazy ones...I'm disappointed in your stories SM




    Lol, i have more stories but they are a bit ruder....:oops:

    Its before the watershed you know... xx

    broken arm

    set fire to someones back with sambuca

    got banned form every holiday inn in the UK

    got fired

    sank a boat

    won and lost thousands gambling

    numerous adult orientated showings up

    the list could go on for hours.........needless to say I stopped drinking a few years back

    student_mummy;6085145

    [QUOTE=ClarityofMind;6084591]lol!Hmm... then there was a time a friend and … [QUOTE=ClarityofMind;6084591]lol!Hmm... then there was a time a friend and I got totally pished in Birmingham City Centre, we met two guys and amused ourselves a lil while :whistling: until the guys suggested we went somewhere else with em, so we pretended to agree, gave em faked up phone numbers and then ******ed off home, safe n sound :oops:[/QUOTE]Oh CoM, ive done that a few times lol :oops:Actually did it to my OH the night we met, he had bought me drinks all night and was being lovely but i decided to b off with my friend as i hated men at the time!! I had decided they were all the same so why bother! :p3 years later he still hasnt forgiven me!!! :w00t: lol xxx



    3 yrs, suggests he did forgive you....

    he just doesnt wanna admit it as it keeps you sayin sorry! lol

    student_mummy;6085154

    Lol, i have more stories but they are a bit ruder....:oops:Its before the … Lol, i have more stories but they are a bit ruder....:oops:Its before the watershed you know... xx



    use code words lol!

    Banned

    ClarityofMind;6085160

    [QUOTE=student_mummy;6085145]3 yrs, suggests he did forgive you....he … [QUOTE=student_mummy;6085145]3 yrs, suggests he did forgive you....he just doesnt wanna admit it as it keeps you sayin sorry! lol



    lol, I say sorry in different ways.....

    I think he quite enjoys it really....:whistling: xx
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