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    What's the worst chat up line you've either used or had said to you?

    Examples of some really bad ones here...

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    Original Poster

    Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

    Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

    Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

    If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

    If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

    I'd look good on you.

    I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

    You have nice legs. What time do they open?

    Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

    The names Bond... uni Bond... and I'd love to fill yer crack.

    burner1;7714551

    The names Bond... uni Bond... and I'd love to fill yer crack.



    wrong thread thats a good 1 :thumbsup:

    worst/best said to me "i want you to * me tonight" :w00t:

    worst ive heard, "if you were a burger youd be a mcgorgeous" and "Have you heard legs is the new word of the day, how about we go back to mine and spread the word"

    never use chatup lines myslelf, tryin to think of ones tht have been used on me

    Get a girl to touch your shirt and say "does this feel like boyfriend material?"

    lol my mate bet me to try it to this girl and i actually ended up pulling her. id say you can make any chat up line work as long as he or she knows your not being deadly serious. cos then your in the psycho zone :whistling:

    burner1;7714551

    The names Bond... uni Bond... and I'd love to fill yer crack.



    :w00t::w00t:

    you smell nice, have you just been to the toilet?:oops:

    tempted to organize a bad chat up lines night out with my mates, everyone get a line and theyve gotta use it

    Was is sore..... when you fell from heaven!!!!

    If i could re-arrange the alphabet..... i'd put u and i together!!!

    Is that a mirror between your legs..... i can see myself in your pants!

    guys in my work have tried the following
    Do you sleep on your stomach... reply no.... can i?!!!!!
    If no.... do you take it up the a***

    here's 10p, go phone your mum and tell her you won't be in tonight

    Original Poster

    micoo;7714617

    "if you were a burger youd be a mcgorgeous"



    Oh good god, that is soooo bad :shock::o:giggle:

    Here's 20p go & phone your mum & tell her you won't be home tonight,

    get your coat love you've pulled

    what do virgins have for breakfast (when she says i don't know) tell her you'll do for me

    my friend once asked a girl if she fancied a dance, when she said yes he told her to f* off so he could buy her mate a drink (not sure why it didn't work but you should of been there it was a classic)

    Carley;7714886

    ]Micoo's new favourite!



    :lol:, lets adapt it a bit and we get a new terrible one

    "Whats your fav takeaway? Mine is you"

    Gotta be the girl on here who told me she wanted pm sex :oops:

    Carley;7714911

    or if they're oriental... "i fancy a chinese tonight!"



    :lol: classic :lol:

    repped lol

    :w00t:once was told near the end of the night...as he grabbed me...You'll do...
    He was soon left standing on his own euyghhhh

    renown;7714849

    Here's 20p go & phone your mum & tell her you won't be home tonight,



    ....... and here's 50p; now go tell your dad you won't be home tonight!!!
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