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    Whats the worst date you have ever had?

    So after being single for 6 months I THINK (OMG) Im ready to start dating again however when I remember some of the dates Ive had it makes me want to hide away forever.

    Ive just shuddered remembering one corker, got invited to dinner at his apartment and he had laid the table FOR 1!!! he proceeded to put my food on the table and his on a tray which he took over to the sofa, sat down and picked up the playstation controller!!

    whats your worst date? do tell.

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    Em it was Playstation 2!:p

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    GAVINLEWISHUKD;6116726

    Em it was Playstation 2!:p



    I DONT KNOW!!! :roll::roll:

    Banned

    Don't think I could top yours.

    I went on a date with a guy who proceeded to tell me I was the first guy he had ever dated, and then grilled me on every aspect of the homosexual culture. That was fun. Nice guy, but I'm pretty sure he's straight.

    michelleleemoo;6116757

    I DONT KNOW!!! :roll::roll:



    But did you enjoy the food!:-D

    Omg thats terrible!!
    I havnt been on many dates, well only when I was younger nothing major as I met my OH when I was 16 and been with him ever since.
    Wish I did though, will be intresting to read what people have to say about theirs!

    I hope you didn't stay to eat it... wtf!

    Never had any really bad experiences but did go on a date where this bloke proceeded to pull out this little pink pig purse which he uses instead of a wallet... it was his dead wifes! She'd been been gone 3 years, they were together only 1 and they both cheated on each other left, right & centre (found this out from his workmate)!

    FilthAndFurry;6116762

    Don't think I could top yours.I went on a date with a guy who proceeded … Don't think I could top yours.I went on a date with a guy who proceeded to tell me I was the first guy he had ever dated, and then grilled me on every aspect of the homosexual culture. That was fun. Nice guy, but I'm pretty sure he's straight.



    was there a second date?

    bitseylango;6116810

    is there a second date?



    Only if your lucky!:whistling::-D

    Original Poster

    FilthAndFurry;6116762

    Don't think I could top yours.I went on a date with a guy who proceeded … Don't think I could top yours.I went on a date with a guy who proceeded to tell me I was the first guy he had ever dated, and then grilled me on every aspect of the homosexual culture. That was fun. Nice guy, but I'm pretty sure he's straight.



    I dont get you :thinking:

    GAVINLEWISHUKD;6116776

    But did you enjoy the food!:-D



    didnt have an appetite

    4lyons09;6116781

    Omg thats terrible!!I havnt been on many dates, well only when I was … Omg thats terrible!!I havnt been on many dates, well only when I was younger nothing major as I met my OH when I was 16 and been with him ever since. Wish I did though, will be intresting to read what people have to say about theirs!



    lucky you :-D

    a blind date looked across the road she was a midget i walked off felt guilty after wards what would you have done ???

    Guy turned up in a bodybuilders vest and jogging bottoms, smelt like he'd just has a workout and then proceeded to tell me how he likes a bare woman......down under......wtf ?

    michelleleemoo;6116830

    didnt have an appetite



    Ah yes straight to afters!:roll:

    Banned

    bitseylango;6116810

    was there a second date?



    No. He's probably married now:-D

    Some of the guys you ladies have dated...sheesh!

    FilthAndFurry;6116843

    No. He's probably married now:-D



    typical :roll:

    I got invited out for a drink, he said he didn't feel too well but would have shower and liven up before I got there, I arrived and we sat and chatted on the sofa for 5 mins, the next minute he was snoring......I promptly left and slammed the door, I would have preferred it if he just cancelled!!!

    OMG i have had a few,
    i remeber when my mates set me up on a blind date, with a guy i knew a bit he was ok but when he presented me with an engagement ring i couldnt get out of there fast enough seems he had secretly "loved" me for ages but asking me to marry him on the first date was a bad move :lol:

    i went out with another guy then halfway through the film he was joking around how if the dvd came out and was 18 cert he wouldnt be allowed to buy it or summit along those lines basically he lied about his age

    chas76;6116874

    I got invited out for a drink, he said he didn't feel too well but would … I got invited out for a drink, he said he didn't feel too well but would have shower and liven up before I got there, I arrived and we sat and chatted on the sofa for 5 mins, the next minute he was snoring......I promptly left and slammed the door, I would have preferred it if he just cancelled!!!



    I would have robbed his house :whistling:

    Original Poster

    stuuniteduk;6116835

    a blind date looked across the road she was a midget i walked off felt … a blind date looked across the road she was a midget i walked off felt guilty after wards what would you have done ???



    i'd have to mull that over see what i'd have done

    choc1969;6116837

    Guy turned up in a bodybuilders vest and jogging bottoms, smelt like he'd … Guy turned up in a bodybuilders vest and jogging bottoms, smelt like he'd just has a workout and then proceeded to tell me how he likes a bare woman......down under......wtf ?



    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, perv!

    GAVINLEWISHUKD;6116841

    Ah yes straight to afters!:roll:



    i dont think so! :w00t:

    my first ever

    she absolutely stunk down under

    Original Poster

    ilovepink;6116890

    OMG i have had a few, i remeber when my mates set me up on a blind date, … OMG i have had a few, i remeber when my mates set me up on a blind date, with a guy i knew a bit he was ok but when he presented me with an engagement ring i couldnt get out of there fast enough seems he had secretly "loved" me for ages but asking me to marry him on the first date was a bad move :lol:i went out with another guy then halfway through the film he was joking around how if the dvd came out and was 18 cert he wouldnt be allowed to buy it or summit along those lines basically he lied about his age



    SHOCKING!!!! :w00t:

    jasonrat;6116912

    my first evershe absolutely stunk down under



    I lol'ed :-D

    i was seeing a guy from work and we had met up a few times he invited me back to his house and i thought yes its time to get down, no such luck he wanted to watch the cricket :lol:
    he was really fit i still see/talk to him now but my god he was soooooooooooooo boring i dont know how his fiancee puts up with it :lol:

    Well, there was one date i remember that went horribly wrong, Well cut a long story short, i choked on it

    Original Poster

    jasonrat;6116912

    my first evershe absolutely stunk down under



    what was you doing smelling her down unders on a first date you dirty bertie :w00t:

    jasonrat;6116912

    my first evershe absolutely stunk down under



    :lol:
    did you carry on or make excuses???

    well i didnt know any better

    Original Poster

    DarkKnight;6116929

    Well, there was one date i remember that went horribly wrong, Well cut a … Well, there was one date i remember that went horribly wrong, Well cut a long story short, i choked on it



    sounds like the perfect date to me :whistling:

    michelleleemoo;6116930

    what was you doing smelling her down unders on a first date you dirty … what was you doing smelling her down unders on a first date you dirty bertie :w00t:



    lol @ dirty bertie!

    jasonrat;6116942

    well i didnt know any better



    :lol:
    im surprised it didnt put you off for life :lol:

    I Got Stood Up In The Pub Where I Worked She Told Me The Day After At My Ft Job (she Was A Ca There)she Liked My Tweed Sports Jacket:0

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    feel bad i have to nip off for a while from my own thread but will be back

    michelleleemoo;6117036

    feel bad i have to nip off for a while from my own thread but will be back


    GOT A DATE?:whistling:

    I have had a few.....

    One i remeber going out to a pub with a man , drank lots of shots of that drink with gold specks in it grolsenlager i think it is any way got very drunk so he took me home i was then sick all over his car... he never called me again lo

    michelleleemoo;6117036

    feel bad i have to nip off for a while from my own thread but will be back



    batteries, top draw in the kitchen under the tea towels ;-)

    raptorcigs;6117054

    GOT A DATE?:whistling:




    doubt it :thinking:

    choc1969;6117107

    batteries, top draw in the kitchen under the tea towels ;-)


    HER MOBILE IS FLAT;-)

    owlass;6117131

    doubt it :thinking:


    HAYA M8 LONG TIME WHERE YOU BEEN?

    jasonrat;6116912

    my first evershe absolutely stunk down under


    I LOL'ed. Did you put up with it?

    raptorcigs;6117144

    HAYA M8 LONG TIME WHERE YOU BEEN?




    eating cheese butties with some gobby bird :-(

    hope ya well rappy :thumbsup:

    Recently posted this when Angelfairee needed cheering up :-D


    Went on a blind date once, biggest mistake of my life lol

    Met him, it was pouring with rain, so when he met me i thought we'd go to the nearest bar, about 10 metres away, but no, he says I know this really great bar, proceeds to get a kagool out of the boot of his car and we start walking ([email protected]@@@WTF) so anyway, I go, still haven't even got a good look at him, and we hit the bar.

    It gets light and dry, I'm soaked and feel like poo, and he goes straight to the bar and gets the drinks, he turns round, ok, not bad looking, but my patience has gone to zero by this point, etc etc, he then limps pmsl and said he hurt himself rushing to the bar because of me, so i put the drink down and think his back is turned so I'm off...


    so off i go...

    about two steps before my frickin heel got stuck in the pavement

    Arghhhhhhhhhh

    there i was desperately trying to pull my boot out of the pavement, but as it was a boot, long one, you know, had to sit on the floor, omg, it was comedy at its best...... NOT
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