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    Whats the worst job

    I was in my car and i saw 2 people on either side of the street just standing there and holding banners for a furniture shop.

    And i thought to myself that's gotta be the worst job in the world just standing there all day.

    So i was just curious what people would class as the worst job.

    54 Comments

    Mine!

    Banned

    Not mine ! : )

    J.Dance;8440869

    Mine!


    Forces? Sign the dotted line then

    working for anglian windows as a tele-canvasser...what a poo job, two weeks of pure rubbish, im glad i walked out on em

    fourm moderaytor.

    Banned

    black gerbil1;8440937

    fourm moderaytor.


    you still aint getting it

    black gerbil1;8440937

    fourm moderaytor.



    Teaching people how to spell :whistling: ;-) :-D :roll:

    Security guard must be pretty boring, and.lifeguard for that matter!

    I did a day selling n power door to door, worst job I've done

    Admins pet

    when i left school, i had to sort and load 10ton of stone per day by hand in my local quarry. Any job is what you make it

    [COLOR="Red"]If the question was 'what's the best job?' then I would have to say mine.

    Being a pro footballer is the best thing anyone could wish for.[/COLOR]

    Yours.....whatever it is

    black gerbil1;8440937

    fourm moderaytor.



    You stick with the paper round ;-)

    When I was at school I always thought the worst job was a womens sanitary bin cleaner, and the strangest thing was that it was always men who did it.
    Years later I realise there are worse jobs such as cesspit clearers and people who clear up after murders.

    i have a dominoes pizza near me and on certain nights some poor bloke has to stand across the road wearing a board thing on him saying honk if your hungry lol i would never do that.

    Train Driver;8441050

    You stick with the paper round ;-)



    Out of curiousity, what's your job TD :?

    :-D

    pink-ka;8441059

    i have a dominoes pizza near me and on certain nights some poor bloke has … i have a dominoes pizza near me and on certain nights some poor bloke has to stand across the road wearing a board thing on him saying honk if your hungry lol i would never do that.



    Why??? Does your honk not work or are you just not hungry :?

    midlandscomics;8441071

    Out of curiousity, what's your job TD :?:-D



    It's a closely guarded secret......Sorry can't tell you MC :-D

    Train Driver;8441085

    It's a closely guarded secret......Sorry can't tell you MC :-D


    sherry tester

    Train Driver;8441075

    Why??? Does your honk not work or are you just not hungry :?



    i honked at him once lol

    pink-ka;8441059

    i have a dominoes pizza near me and on certain nights some poor bloke has … i have a dominoes pizza near me and on certain nights some poor bloke has to stand across the road wearing a board thing on him saying honk if your hungry lol i would never do that.



    Nooooo,i thought it was bad when some bloke had to stand in the city centre advertising Pizza Hut with a placard thing,but at least it doesn't say honk if you're hungry,that's hilarious!!

    raptorcigs;8441100

    sherry tester



    Hey rappy don't blow my cover as Harveys Bristol Ceam's most important employee :-D

    The JFK;8441047

    [COLOR="Red"]If the question was 'what's the best job?' then I would have … [COLOR="Red"]If the question was 'what's the best job?' then I would have to say mine.Being a pro footballer is the best thing anyone could wish for.[/COLOR]



    read the question :thumbsup:


    i'd say a public toilet cleaner

    STUDENT SUMMER JOBS
    Have plucked warm dead turkeys in a freezing cold December barn for the Christmas market, actually preferred that to telesales cold calling or being on the Motorolla production line. Oh the other worst I've done worked in the chiller in Christain Salvison...freezing!!!

    trego37;8441137

    STUDENT SUMMER JOBS[SIZE="2"]Have plucked warm dead turkeys in a freezing … STUDENT SUMMER JOBS[SIZE="2"]Have plucked warm dead turkeys in a freezing cold December barn[/SIZE] for the Christmas market, actually preferred that to telesales cold calling or being on the Motorolla production line. Oh the other worst I've done worked in the chiller in Christain Salvison...freezing!!!



    At least they warmed your hands :-D

    mortuary assistant

    Train Driver;8441156

    At least they warmed your hands :-D


    that IS true:-D

    raptorcigs;8441214

    mortuary assistant



    Dead end job Rappy :whistling:

    Train Driver;8441242

    Dead end job Rappy :whistling:



    boom boom :-D

    Bean Can Prodder -

    Obviously i'm unsure of the exact job title, but i've witnessed a person at Heinz Foods who sits under the overhead conveyor lines armed with a broom handle and who's job it is to prod the cans when they jam up.

    Gotta be the most brain numbing job ever, no?

    Banned

    shedboy66;8441125

    read the question :thumbsup:i'd say a public toilet cleaner


    shedboy66 owning jfk...............:-D

    raptorcigs;8441214

    mortuary assistant



    id say that would be quite interesting, at least its a business that doesn't get hit by the recession always people dying lol

    RFC;8441289

    shedboy66 owning jfk...............:-D



    its not hard mate the_kfc is stuck on the same record gets abit boring don't you think!!!

    Hunter:-(

    Frozen pea sorter....talk about needle in a haystack.

    i got bored looking at how much i would have to read so your saying the worst job is having the name Carley

    Banned

    Carley;8441856

    Hi, my name is Carley and I think that I have the worst job in the world. … Hi, my name is Carley and I think that I have the worst job in the world. My problem started when I was at school, I could never bother studying and was too damn dumb to understand anything the teacher said. All I was really interested in was getting out of class to do something more exciting, like stamp collecting, train spotting and stuffing fireworks up the backsides of cats just for a laugh. Anyway I never got any qualifications and when I left school I couldn’t get a job. Sure I got dumb jobs like cleaning the toilets in McDonalds and picking up dog poo and litter at the park. But these were low paid jobs and so damn boring. To stop myself being depressed I turned to drink, I downed as many bottles as I could steal. Then, just about a year ago, I decided that I had to better myself, had to stop drinking and get a decent job. Well at least that’s what my parole officer at the prison insisted I do. But what job could I get? with no experience and no qualifications. I hunted the newspapers ads. It was useless. Then I spotted one job that I could apply for. It said “Urgent - house-cleaner biatch wanted. Must do all the things that my fat-bottomed wife is too bloody lazy to do.” Sounded perfect! There was just one problem, it was for women only. I hatched a plan. I borrowed some clothes from Marks & Spencer’s outsized Ladies Department and went for the interview. The guy seemed to take a liking to me. I was offered the job there and then. I was thrilled, until I turned up for my first day at work. The guy handed me a ridiculous dress and said it was my uniform. Later on I discovered that the duties I was to perform included doing the things his wife refused to do in bed!!!! Yuck!!! So here am I having to dress up as a woman every day and perform unnatural acts with a proper weirdo. This truly must be the worst job ever!! So why do I not quit? Well mainly because if I don’t have a job I’ll get thrown straight back into prison, but also because the guy who employs me is a pretty good tipper.



    tl;dr

    dust bin man

    I worked for 1 week as a chicken catcher.:-D It really was the pits, you had to push hundreds of chickens into a corner until they couldn't move around and then pick up 3 in each hand by 1 leg and then go and stuff then into a small crate. They used to squirt warm poo up your arm as you were carrying them.

    Phychlone;8442060

    I worked for 1 week as a chicken catcher.:-D It really was the pits, you … I worked for 1 week as a chicken catcher.:-D It really was the pits, you had to push hundreds of chickens into a corner until they couldn't move around and then pick up 3 in each hand by 1 leg and then go and stuff then into a small create. They used to squirt warm poo up your arm as you were carrying them.



    they will haunt you in the next life
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