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    What's your best excuse for not going somewhere

    What little white lie have you used to get out of going somewhere, like work or a wedding, anywhere actually.

    People can see thru me so I can't lie :giggle:

    37 Comments

    Lol Crazy ive made so many excuses not to go somewhere! Ive lost track! I wish i could just be honest and refuse the invitation but i dont like offending friends. Therefore i normally use the " i couldnt get a babysitter" excuse!

    Yeah the babysitter one orks for me
    Twice over infact cos I can use it for My mum as well :giggle:

    HHEHEH jenny i used it recently only to be told " dont worry bring the kids"
    Hmmm typical! lol so looks like i AM going AND taking the kids! LOL

    Original Poster

    I said once that one of the kids was sick and then next thing my daughter says in a loud voice, I'm better now :w00t:

    [SIZE=2]Cover blown, bloody children, they know too much :giggle: :giggle: [/SIZE]

    pcnutta

    HHEHEH jenny i used it recently only to be told " dont worry bring the … HHEHEH jenny i used it recently only to be told " dont worry bring the kids"Hmmm typical! lol so looks like i AM going AND taking the kids! LOL



    I get out of it cos people who are happy to have the kids along generally don't want another adult and vice versa so pretty much a cast iron excuse for me :-D

    Babysitter excuse is all well and good, but now mine are 21 and 15 it really doesn't wash any longer!!!:giggle:

    LOL suze!! My daughter is getting old enough to babysit and a few times people have said cant she babysit! so i say she gets nervous on her own! LOL
    Wish i could just refuse invitations instead of making up an array of white lies! LOL

    I said i was constipated and couldnt walk............... only to hot foot it over the road to a better BBQ!

    Why i'm late for school: I missed the bus, then two busses came at once, and I got the second one.

    Always got detention every time I used it:\, really not sure why.

    I said I had already made plans and just went elsewhere anyway.......

    Banned

    I never get invited anywhere so no excuse needed :oops:

    Banned

    t0mm

    Why i'm late for school: I missed the bus, then two busses came at once, … Why i'm late for school: I missed the bus, then two busses came at once, and I got the second one.Always got detention every time I used it:\, really not sure why.


    yeah i always blamed public transport, i used to say the train was delayed, but my cover was blown when a person in my class who gets the same train wasnt late :-(

    You really cant beat a good dose of diarrhea, works a treat everytime.

    sassie

    I never get invited anywhere so no excuse needed :oops:



    Same here, but didnt want to be the first to say it :P

    Tell em you have an appointment elsewhere - normally works for me - and I'm not that great at fibbing. If they ask - tell em it's "personal" :giggle:

    Being a migraine sufferer has only 1 advantage and about 10 billion down sides, the advantage being it's a ready made excuse for getting out of something lol

    Starlet

    Being a migraine sufferer has only 1 advantage and about 10 billion down … Being a migraine sufferer has only 1 advantage and about 10 billion down sides, the advantage being it's a ready made excuse for getting out of something lol




    Yup :thumbsup: But do you find that only people who suffer actually believe you? I know I do.

    Becksdawe

    Yup :thumbsup: But do you find that only people who suffer actually … Yup :thumbsup: But do you find that only people who suffer actually believe you? I know I do.



    I think when you tell non sufferers, they imagine a really bad headache and go 'aww' - but don't really understand what an actual migraine is like.

    sassie

    I never get invited anywhere so no excuse needed :oops:



    Me too. :giggle:

    i have no one to babysit my pc, it gets lonely without me

    ok this is bad, but to get out of going to work and having to go into quit i phoned them up and told them i had fallen down the stairs and broken my pelvis.. hmmm

    duckmagicuk2

    Me too. :giggle:


    and me.:w00t:

    tell em it's competition day on HUKD and you can't possible leave your computer :thumbsup:

    best excuse my pet goldfish died, i went out last night and am still hungover, i dont like ur girlfriend/boyfriend, i have work, i cant leave my dog at home alone, im on a promise.

    apduk

    You really cant beat a good dose of diarrhea, works a treat everytime.




    And what exactally is a "good" dose of diarrhea??!! :giggle:

    Starlet

    I think when you tell non sufferers, they imagine a really bad headache … I think when you tell non sufferers, they imagine a really bad headache and go 'aww' - but don't really understand what an actual migraine is like.


    I reckon thats exactly it they expect you to be able to take a couple of paracetamol and for it to go away :roll:

    Banned

    jennybubbles

    I reckon thats exactly it they expect you to be able to take a couple of … I reckon thats exactly it they expect you to be able to take a couple of paracetamol and for it to go away :roll:



    Spot on!

    My friends know when I'm lying, so its usually cba. Though with gf its usually ill family. Not like I ever say that

    Banned

    How about....
    I've just had my bank account/ebay hacked and really need to sort it!

    Say you ran out of sturff and gotta go to the doctor

    fingcomputer01 - May 09, 2012 21:24

    Say you ran out of sturff and gotta go to the doctor



    The 'bump' is strong with this one.

    I'm terribly sorry but I can't leave my cat for more than a couple of hours.

    No one will ask me to bring the cat and who the hello wants the mad cat lady at their do, anyway?

    http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x24/choccywoccy/IMAG0216-1.jpg

    Ive swallowed too much sperm, too much fast

    Funny Onion, ginger is adorable

    I wish I had a ginger pussy.

    Epic bumpage (_;)

    aunty jane

    Epic bumpage (_;)



    Bragging again?

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