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    What's your idea of a joke?

    If you don't like a joke what do you do on hukd? Reply and say you thought it was rubbish? Or do you just spam it so that other people don't get to see it and perhaps have a laugh??? Isn't it a bit like bullying to just spam or expire something you don't like??? At least be honest enough to tell us your reasons....
    Rant over!

    43 Comments

    To be honest, and you asked for it, I thought the so-called joke was daft, foolish and immature. It would be interesting though to see how many on here even cracked a smile at your joke.

    Original Poster

    I see, it's your decision is it?
    I read loads of **** jokes and posts on here - I wouldn't put myself in a position to delete any of them, because some people like certain types of jokes - we are all different. I really feel that you taken things into your own hands deciding on what I can post, and what is funny and what isn't.

    And who got the chance to see the joke because you spammed it after 1 minute?

    Banned

    If I dont like it I just dont comment....

    Its wrong to spam it....plus its against the rules

    Original Poster

    Thank you ODB! My sentiments exactly!

    franbo60;3175722

    I see, it's your decision is it?I read loads of **** jokes and posts on … I see, it's your decision is it?I read loads of **** jokes and posts on here - I wouldn't put myself in a position to delete any of them, because some people like certain types of jokes - we are all different. I really feel that you taken things into your own hands deciding on what I can post, and what is funny and what isn't.



    LOL, that did make me laugh! :-D You asked for honesty though. I agree, some jokes on here are humourless. If you think that your joke is ok, then ask the mods to unexpire it. BTW. I am not guilty of spamming the second one.:whistling: and I did feel guilty about doing the first. Made a decision not to bother doing that again.

    franbo60;3175722

    I see, it's your decision is it?



    Predikuesi isn't to blame for any deleted threads.. that's a Mod's role

    I reply to the ones that make me laugh and ignore the ones that don't If I find any offensive then I would report it, but in all honesty I don't think I ever have reported a joke.

    Predikuesi;3175699

    To be honest, and you asked for it, I thought the so-called joke was … To be honest, and you asked for it, I thought the so-called joke was daft, foolish and immature. It would be interesting though to see how many on here even cracked a smile at your joke.



    I never saw it.

    Predikuesi;3175699

    To be honest, and you asked for it, I thought the so-called joke was … To be honest, and you asked for it, I thought the so-called joke was daft, foolish and immature. It would be interesting though to see how many on here even cracked a smile at your joke.



    Even if it was any of these, it's not any reason to spam imo. About 75% of Misc fits into these categories already :). If it was blatantly racist or sexist I can understand people using the spam button, but this kind of joke is hardly offensive now, is it? :?

    Banned

    Liddle ol' me;3175766

    Even if it was any of these, it's not any reason to spam imo. About 75% … Even if it was any of these, it's not any reason to spam imo. About 75% of Misc fits into these categories already :). If it was blatantly racist or sexist I can understand people using the spam button, but this kind of joke is hardly offensive now, is it? :?


    problem is some people just like to spam...whether they realise or not this is against the rules I dont know...but theres way too much spamming going on lately...

    like BG1's music thread...nothing wrong wih it at all...yet it got spammed?! I thought it was a good idea which was prematurely killed off...by the time it was put back no one noticed it

    Original Poster

    It wasn't deleted, it was spammed or expired.
    It's just the idea that if you don't like something on here you just spam it and spoil it for others. What's the point? I'm not so sad that I would do that even to someone who's done it to my posts. Just think a bit before hitting the spam or expire button.:x

    Liddle ol' me;3175766

    but this kind of joke is hardly offensive now, is it? :?



    No, just absolutely daft. Cannot see the humour in it, but willing for someone to explain it to me if it is so funny.

    DAMNOME;3175750

    Predikuesi isn't to blame for any deleted threads.. that's a Mod's role



    No, but somebody spammed it before the mods put it back up...

    It was this, right?

    hotukdeals.com/ite…ng/

    follwed soon after by this which members also expired

    hotukdeals.com/ite…in/

    Predikuesi;3175788

    No, just absolutely daft. Cannot see the humour in it, but willing for … No, just absolutely daft. Cannot see the humour in it, but willing for someone to explain it to me if it is so funny.



    Well I find it funny, but don't think it needs a long explanation!

    But the real question is, were you one of the people who expired and/or spammed either of the threads, and if so, why? If you didn't, fair enough - if you did, why? :?

    Original Poster

    Correct Liddle!

    Banned

    If the original was put back up it does explain why the 2nd was spamed though

    Liddle ol' me;3175807

    Well I find it funny, but don't think it needs a long explanation! But … Well I find it funny, but don't think it needs a long explanation! But the real question is, were you one of the people who expired and/or spammed either of the threads, and if so, why? If you didn't, fair enough - if you did, why? :?



    No long explanation required, a short one will suffice

    I answered your second question in a post above.

    Banned

    Liddle ol' me;3175766

    Even if it was any of these, it's not any reason to spam imo. About 75% … Even if it was any of these, it's not any reason to spam imo. About 75% of Misc fits into these categories already :). If it was blatantly racist or sexist I can understand people using the spam button, but this kind of joke is hardly offensive now, is it? :?



    agreed :thumbsup:

    Posted one yesterday and actually expected it may get spammed, expired or deleted. It's still there though.

    hotukdeals.com/ite…rea

    Yours did make me smile, so what if others want it gone, thats the way of hukd:lol:

    Anyways I'm off to do some door to door surveying:w00t:

    Predikuesi;3175824

    No long explanation required, a short one will suffice :)I answered your … No long explanation required, a short one will suffice :)I answered your second question in a post above.



    Sorry I missed that. So you did spam the first one.

    A short explanation of why the joke is funny? Now that's funny! There might be a humorist in you after all, pred! :lol:

    Banned

    ODB_69;3175820

    If the original was put back up it does explain why the 2nd was spamed … If the original was put back up it does explain why the 2nd was spamed though



    the 2nd wasnt spammed, it was expired, and expired before the first was put back up i think

    and to the op, i dont think it was about your joke entirely, had it been posted by someone else more popular i believe it would have remained, some folk on here have some strange ideas about what is spam and what aint

    salder21;3175849

    agreed :thumbsup:



    Yep. It was wrong of me to spam the first post, and I apologise to the OP for doing so. I realise after reading some comments here that others are able to see humour where I maybe do not, and not for me to judge what they deem to be funny.

    TYPES OF POO

    Ghost Poo:
    You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
    toilet. Where is it?

    Teflon Poo:
    So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
    toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

    Goo Poo:
    This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
    still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
    underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
    toilet.

    Second Thoughts Poo:
    You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
    there's more to come.

    Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
    This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
    until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

    Weight Watchers Poo:
    You poo so much you lose several pounds.

    Right Now Poo:
    You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
    get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
    pants down.

    King Kong Poo:
    This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
    break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
    This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

    Cork Poo:
    Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
    floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

    Wet Cheeks Poo:
    This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
    launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

    Wish Poo:
    You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

    Cement Block Poo:
    You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

    Snake Poo:
    This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
    three feet long.

    Morning After Poo:
    Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
    smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
    (normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
    to use the bathroom.

    Mexican Food Poo:
    Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
    stops burning.

    Boo Hoo Poo:
    Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
    stitches or go for the fuller figure.

    Liddle ol' me;3175863

    A short explanation of why the joke is funny? Now that's funny! There … A short explanation of why the joke is funny? Now that's funny! There might be a humorist in you after all, pred! :lol:



    Can you do the soft-shoe shuffle?

    BTW. I can see the homour in your "poo" joke, though I might never repeat it

    Liddle ol' me;3175878

    TYPES OF POOGhost Poo:You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet … TYPES OF POOGhost Poo:You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in thetoilet. Where is it?Teflon Poo:So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on thetoilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.Goo Poo:This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and youstill don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in yourunderwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in thetoilet.Second Thoughts Poo:You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...there's more to come.Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come outuntil you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.Weight Watchers Poo:You poo so much you lose several pounds.Right Now Poo:You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber toget there and it usually gets its head out before you can get yourpants down.King Kong Poo:This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless youbreak it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.Cork Poo:Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?Wet Cheeks Poo:This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than thelaunching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.Wish Poo:You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.Cement Block Poo:You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.Snake Poo:This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at leastthree feet long.Morning After Poo:Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn'tsmell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outsideto use the bathroom.Mexican Food Poo:Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bumstops burning.Boo Hoo Poo:Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk thestitches or go for the fuller figure.



    ewwwwwww..........but I laughed

    Banned

    ODB_69;3175729

    If I dont like it I just dont comment....Its wrong to spam it....plus its … If I dont like it I just dont comment....Its wrong to spam it....plus its against the rules



    is that why you havent commented on my court case thing? lol

    Banned

    lol @ ur poo thing liddle

    Admin

    The first was member spammed, the second was expired-

    The second will now be spammed and the original will be reinstated


    Just to add.. the only reason members should be expiring threads is if the thread content no longer applies (ie if a deal has expired.)
    The only reason members should be spamming threads is if they are a duplicate, grossly offensive or actual spam- you should also be using the report button. Incorrect use of expire/spam can lead to members voting ability being suspended.

    To answer the OPs question. I like puns and jokes that parady real life. Don't like racist, blasphemous or crude jokes.

    juliet_bravo;3175921

    The first was member spammed, the second was expired-The second will now … The first was member spammed, the second was expired-The second will now be spammed and the original will be reinstated :)Just to add.. the only reason members should be expiring threads is if the thread content no longer applies (ie if a deal has expired.)The only reason members should be spamming threads is if they are a duplicate, grossly offensive or actual spam- you should also be using the report button. Incorrect use of expire/spam can lead to members voting ability being suspended.

    Maybe when you reinstated it then, you might wanna read it, and remove the word that is not allowed in other posts cept the OP of a thread. Clue, starts with "a" and is slang term for backside.............

    Predikuesi;3175954

    To answer the OPs question. I like puns and jokes that parady real life. … To answer the OPs question. I like puns and jokes that parady real life. Don't like racist, blasphemous or crude jokes.



    As for me, racist jokes are most definitely out of order, crude jokes can be funny sometimes but often just plain... well, crude! But blasphemous jokes are without doubt the funniest - particularly because they parody real life ;-) (and that's not a joke btw)

    Liddle ol' me;3175993

    As for me, racist jokes are most definitely out of order, crude jokes can … As for me, racist jokes are most definitely out of order, crude jokes can be funny sometimes but often just plain... well, crude! But blasphemous jokes are without doubt the funniest - particularly because they parody real life ;-) (and that's not a joke btw)




    Suppose so. Should include athiest jokes to!:whistling:

    Admin

    boydent999;3175983

    Maybe when you reinstated it then, you might wanna read it, and remove … Maybe when you reinstated it then, you might wanna read it, and remove the word that is not allowed in other posts cept the OP of a thread. Clue, starts with "a" and is slang term for backside.............



    Good call

    Predikuesi;3176011

    Suppose so. Should include athiest jokes to!:whistling:



    Most def! If we didn't question the smart ones, we'd leave the door wide open for corruption

    Liddle ol' me;3176030

    Most def! If we didn't question the smart ones, we'd leave the door wide … Most def! If we didn't question the smart ones, we'd leave the door wide open for corruption



    Too late, I think the horse has bolted!

    Well - that was almost as good as when the techo heads get going! I enjoyed that ...
    Saucer of milk is in order now I think?
    Puuurrrrr
    xxxx

    cloudthecat;3176051

    Well - that was almost as good as when the techo heads get going! I … Well - that was almost as good as when the techo heads get going! I enjoyed that ...Saucer of milk is in order now I think?Puuurrrrrxxxx



    Now that's funny :):thumbsup:
    I enjoyed it too. We learn from discussion (about others and ourselves).

    Original Poster

    Apology accepted Predi. Thankyou for your honesty. I think we've all had the chance to rethink our reactions to some types of jokes and posts. No hard feelings!:thumbsup:

    franbo60;3176067

    Apology accepted Predi. Thankyou for your honesty. I think we've all had … Apology accepted Predi. Thankyou for your honesty. I think we've all had the chance to rethink our reactions to some types of jokes and posts. No hard feelings!:thumbsup:



    Thank You, and I agree.

    Predikuesi;3176036

    Too late, I think the horse has bolted!



    Touché! (Although they are still smarter :p)
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