What's your most embaressing moment!?

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Found 22nd Jan 2011
ok people, lets hear a funny story about your most embaressing moment

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dont mind me, I'll just pull up a chair & wait for bossyboots to enter the room http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink062.gif

you first

trunks coming off when I was at swimming with school!!

I was working as a carpet fitter in an empty new house, we were fitting a large lounge carpet and working round the edges. I stopped a lifted a leg up and let out an enormous fart, laughing I turned and told my mate to beat that if he can to see the owner with his wife and children stood in the doorway silently watching..........

Took a large wooden window and door out of a house on a council contract but got the wrong house oO the lady never said a word it only was meant to have the rotton spliced with new wood. lucky it fitted or she would have been cold I didn't check the house number properly just looked like it needed replacing my boss not happy had to make another one and talk to clerk of works to try get paid for replacing it this was about 27 years ago never forget it not funny at the time.

losing my bikini top going down a water slide in florida.......








and not being able to find it........................













and i was with my then boyfriends, dad mum and brother




mega huge cringe

mosskeeto

I was working as a carpet fitter in an empty new house, we were fitting a … I was working as a carpet fitter in an empty new house, we were fitting a large lounge carpet and working round the edges. I stopped a lifted a leg up and let out an enormous fart, laughing I turned and told my mate to beat that if he can to see the owner with his wife and children stood in the doorway silently watching..........



nothing like blowing your own trumpet wish i been there to see their faces did they laugh

Banned

Lasting about 40 seconds when I lost my virginity

DangerGod

Lasting about 40 seconds when I lost my virginity



Too much info X) 40 seconds, that long, wow

mark stephens

nothing like blowing your own trumpet wish i been there to see their … nothing like blowing your own trumpet wish i been there to see their faces did they laugh



No they didnt laugh ..... a blank stare from the parents as they turned and ushered the kids away, I was crapping my self that they would complain to the shop about me but nothing was said....

nikkib123

Too much info X) 40 seconds, that long, wow



lol, the yoof of today. no staying power !

whilst showering I heard a car screech outside one summer afternoon, thinking my boys were playing out on the front I ran naked into my then 14 year old sons room to look out the window.........he was in there playing on his ps2.............................with his friend oO

We never spoke of the incident again.

bitseylango

whilst showering I heard a car screech outside one summer afternoon, … whilst showering I heard a car screech outside one summer afternoon, thinking my boys were playing out on the front I ran naked into my then 14 year old sons room to look out the window.........he was in there playing on his ps2.............................with his friend oOWe never spoke of the incident again.



I burst out laughing reading that! Such a "mum" thing to do X)

bitseylango

whilst showering I heard a car screech outside one summer afternoon, … whilst showering I heard a car screech outside one summer afternoon, thinking my boys were playing out on the front I ran naked into my then 14 year old sons room to look out the window.........he was in there playing on his ps2.............................with his friend oOWe never spoke of the incident again.



pmsl X)

strangely, his family moved away later that year oO

Banned

The OP's was when he couldn't spell "embarrassing" and told the internet about it

Banned

Probably when I left my glasses in a bar, and five minutes later Gok Wan is running up a very busy street after me shouting "You forgot your glasses, you forgot your glasses!".

JonnyTwoToes

Probably when I left my glasses in a bar, and five minutes later Gok Wan … Probably when I left my glasses in a bar, and five minutes later Gok Wan is running up a very busy street after me shouting "You forgot your glasses, you forgot your glasses!".



oO

Very drunk in a hotel near Bondi Beach, Sydney' Went to bed, woke up to go to toilet, left room and went up two floors to find a toilet, fell asleep in toilet, woke up minus clothes and keys, went to reception wrapped in a shower curtain to get keys, couldn't remember room number, had to wait whilst Night Manager found room number, in the meantime a very large party of Japanese guests arrived for an early breakfast. Unfortunately I still had 5 nights remaining at that hotel, every time I went through reception the staff were laughing and pointing. Not good.

I dont think my ex-wife was over the moon when she was on top of me so to speak, and with gusto Imight add, when my mum walked in to the bedroom. I found it all very amusing, the wife and my mother much less so.

pugw$sh

Very drunk in a hotel near Bondi Beach, Sydney' Went to bed, woke up to … Very drunk in a hotel near Bondi Beach, Sydney' Went to bed, woke up to go to toilet, left room and went up two floors to find a toilet, fell asleep in toilet, woke up minus clothes and keys, went to reception wrapped in a shower curtain to get keys, couldn't remember room number, had to wait whilst Night Manager found room number, in the meantime a very large party of Japanese guests arrived for an early breakfast. Unfortunately I still had 5 nights remaining at that hotel, every time I went through reception the staff were laughing and pointing. Not good.


Reminds me of a time when I went on holiday with some friends, had far too many drinks the night before, can't remember nothing but waking up naked in the bathroom with a maid mopping the floors around me! oO

livingthelife07

Reminds me of a time when I went on holiday with some friends, had far … Reminds me of a time when I went on holiday with some friends, had far too many drinks the night before, can't remember nothing but waking up naked in the bathroom with a maid mopping the floors around me! oO



I woke up sleeping in my suitcase in the wardrobe after a night out in Ibiza, happy days

I suppose it must be a sign of getting old when I could keep this thread going with new material all night.....

nikkib123

I woke up sleeping in my suitcase in the wardrobe after a night out in … I woke up sleeping in my suitcase in the wardrobe after a night out in Ibiza, happy days



Haha, that's great. I've had so many embarrassing drunken moments, I could probably write a book!

livingthelife07

Haha, that's great. I've had so many embarrassing drunken moments, I … Haha, that's great. I've had so many embarrassing drunken moments, I could probably write a book!



OMG me too, I cringe thinking of some of them. I am glad I don't drink any more! http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e275/anna_marek/Dance/Dolls/k1121806mpx8.gif

Not embarrassing to me, but when doing a gig in Acton Trussell, Staffordshire one year we were returning to our room to change at the end of the gig to find a young lady of about 24 locked out of her hotel room drunk. Only thing was she had locked herself out of the room wearing only a g string!

we had great fun helping her, and it took a team of 4 hotel Porters to come and open the door for her!

wore batman boxer shorts at my strippo stag

richp

dont mind me, I'll just pull up a chair & wait for bossyboots to enter … dont mind me, I'll just pull up a chair & wait for bossyboots to enter the room



OMG Rich when I saw the name of this thread my hands automatically started sweating and I felt queasy X) I must have been on the jungle juice the night I posted that confession up X)
Edited by: "bossyboots" 22nd Jan 2011

bossyboots

OMG Rich when I saw the name of this thread my hands automatically … OMG Rich when I saw the name of this thread my hands automatically started sweating and I felt queasy X) I must have been on the jungle juice the night I posted that confession up X)



I remember it well X)

lmao Nikki!

Am sure there are many untold stories that are worse than that horrendous day that has scarred me forever and led to my ban from every Dorothy Perkins in the UK X)
Edited by: "bossyboots" 22nd Jan 2011

bossyboots

lmao Nikki! Am sure there are many untold stories that are worse than … lmao Nikki! Am sure there are many untold stories that are worse than that horrendous day that has scarred me forever and led to my ban from every Dorothy Perkins in the UK X)



Imagine the next person..............oh I'm not going there.............was funny X)

Wearing a white top that covered by bottom. Standing up in the cinema when the lights come on at the end, with my bottom covered in chocolate raisins. Looked like id crap myself.

Those bags never open how they should do.

ha ha

loving the stories...

another time when i was in Cyprus we was walking down the street past loads of restaurants and i was being nosey looking what people were eating then BAM i had turned round and smacked my face straight into a parking meter.....in front of loads of people and it hurt like mad

nikkib123

I remember it well X)



X) who could forget it !!!

bossyboots

lmao Nikki! Am sure there are many untold stories that are worse than … lmao Nikki! Am sure there are many untold stories that are worse than that horrendous day that has scarred me forever and led to my ban from every Dorothy Perkins in the UK X)



errrr nope, I think that may never be topped ! I'm having visions of the wanted posters of every Dorothy Perkins changing rooms in the UK. X)

Pooing the bed. (It wasn't my bed and the girls who it was wasn't too happy )

Goonieman

Pooing the bed. (It wasn't my bed and the girls who it was wasn't too … Pooing the bed. (It wasn't my bed and the girls who it was wasn't too happy )



Please tell me this was not recently!!

nikkib123

Please tell me this was not recently!!



X)

Mod & Ed

Walking naked into my lounge to find friends hiding for my surprise 30th birthday party, I was very surprised, they were very shocked, esp since it was my 29th birthday, I believe I may have been responsible for my neighbours son deciding he was gay shortly after, he was heard to say, do all women look like that naked, shortly before he ran out of the room:D

No, several years and girlfriends ago thankfully!

jellybaby22

My boob popping out of my top when I was leaning down to get something … My boob popping out of my top when I was leaning down to get something off the bottom shelf in tesco..... I was mortified....



mine was popping someone's boob back in after they had bent down to get something from the bottom shelf, I was only reaching down for a mango (a large one)
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