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    Whats your most embarrassing moment? (a bit coarse-sorry)

    Here is mine;
    The first day into my new job I was being trained as a service engineer for a local alarm company. My colleague was showing me around a very large house in the cotswolds, the house was full of posh type people (the sort with wellies and horses).
    Being my first day, I was very nervous as I was trying to take things in, I suddenly had the pains in my stomach that told me I needed an Eartha Kitt. I tried to ignore it but the turtle was well and truly awake, so I had no option-I had to cut the cake, and very soon!
    I asked my colleague to take a look out as I went to the very top of the house to get rid of my belly ache.
    10 minutes later, the load was off my mind and I was so relieved, I pulled the handle to flush the evdence away, obviously with too much force-the handle snapped off in my hand, without the flush working.
    I could have died there and then and had to walk downstairs (with the handle in my hand) to explain to the owner (and his guests) what had happened, my trainer was rolling around in stitches as I stood white as a sheet in front of them.
    Needless to say, my employers had to write a written appology to the customer and also a tidy cheque to cover the damages.
    I still work for the same company but I haven't had to return to the house and dread the day I ever will!

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    Original Poster

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    Mine, as posted here before, came when a woman who worked for me told me via text that she was applying for a new job; I texted back "Feel free to bed me for a reference".

    Obviously I had meant to write add me but because of predictive texting, the word became bed.

    Luckily, she saw the funny side of it...

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    Be good, Dio http://emoticons4u.com/angels/teu26.gif

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    mine was when i called my Husband my aweful husband in my wedding vows.

    I had been visiting my fiance in England, and had left a errrrrm toy at his house. He was coming back over to see me the following week, and his mum gave him a lift to the airport. When he was at the loo, his mum heard a noise from his bag, thinking it was his electric toothbrush she opened it, only to find my toy buzzing and whirring and wiggling its little rabbit ears. Oh the shame

    Thats funny juicy, i got married 3 months ago and neariy said that

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    Diodorus-siculus;2036967

    Mine, as posted here before, came when a woman who worked for me told me … Mine, as posted here before, came when a woman who worked for me told me via text that she was applying for a new job; I texted back "Feel free to bed me for a reference".Obviously I had meant to write add me but because of predictive texting, the word became bed.Luckily, she saw the funny side of it...awesome:oops: _____________________Be good, Dio

    julie 2;2037093

    Thats funny juicy, i got married 3 months ago and neariy said that



    ooooohhhhhhhhh so its not just me

    When I fainted on a train, slipped forward off my seat, onto my knees and landed with my head in the lap of the bloke opposite. Oooh the shame.

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    nikkib123;2037150

    When I fainted on a train, slipped forward off my seat, onto my knees and … When I fainted on a train, slipped forward off my seat, onto my knees and landed with my head in the lap of the bloke opposite. Oooh the shame.



    would be a good picture though?:oops:

    nikkib123;2037150

    When I fainted on a train, slipped forward off my seat, onto my knees and … When I fainted on a train, slipped forward off my seat, onto my knees and landed with my head in the lap of the bloke opposite. Oooh the shame.



    would loved to have seen that

    skusey;2037165

    would be a good picture though?:oops:



    Ha ha I know. I still get embarrased just thinking about it:)

    sports day in secondary school, tight shorts im in the long jump. I start pegging it down the runway thing as fast as i can and the old chap starts flapping about outside of my shorts, everyones looking so i just kind dive into the sandpit and then run off lol.

    ooooohhhhhhhhh so its not just me



    I did it too!
    After an ann summers party my parcel was delivered to my parents shop i asked her to pad out the parcel so it wasn't obvious what it was. I went to my folks walked in with a shop full and my dad passed me the parcel clearly the shape of a man's norty bits and told me i should be careful with the underware i bought as it may give me a nasty poke! I wasn't embarassed by some of the shoppers were :lol:

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    masterruckus;2037210

    sports day in secondary school, tight shorts im in the long jump. I start … sports day in secondary school, tight shorts im in the long jump. I start pegging it down the runway thing as fast as i can and the old chap starts flapping about outside of my shorts, everyones looking so i just kind dive into the sandpit and then run off lol.



    nobody would see mine from that distance, should be proud-i would be:whistling:

    juicyx;2037184

    would loved to have seen that



    Luckily my friend was with me otherwise I don't know what I'd have done. I used to see him all the time as well after the dreaded event - I just used to die with shame :oops:

    they were all standing down the sides of the runway,

    masterruckus;2037210

    sports day in secondary school, tight shorts im in the long jump. I start … sports day in secondary school, tight shorts im in the long jump. I start pegging it down the runway thing as fast as i can and the old chap starts flapping about outside of my shorts, everyones looking so i just kind dive into the sandpit and then run off lol.



    Ha ha sooooooooo funny. Now its funny but bet it wasn't at the time :-D

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    masterruckus;2037236

    they were all standing down the sides of the runway,



    could have done the javelin instead?:oops:

    masterruckus;2037210

    sports day in secondary school, tight shorts im in the long jump. I start … sports day in secondary school, tight shorts im in the long jump. I start pegging it down the runway thing as fast as i can and the old chap starts flapping about outside of my shorts, everyones looking so i just kind dive into the sandpit and then run off lol.



    Oh dear :shock:

    skusey;2037256

    could have done the javelin instead?:oops:


    I was thinking the Pole Vault.;-)

    Giving birth to my son, outside the main enterance to the maternity hospital, in the car, on new years eve..... at dinner time.... in front of on-lookers!!!!
    Im late a lot, but that was the worst!:oops:

    I had a maid in a hotel walk in on me and my boyfriend mid flow!

    Also texted a mate to complain about another friends brats. Only I sent it to the guy whose kids I was complaining about! He laughed thank goodness!

    posted on here before....not most embarresing but most that I am willing to put one here....first date, try to pay for round of drinks with a condom (mistaken for a fiver) which i had been holding up to get barmans attention....needless to say bought wallet and stopped shoving notes in pocket.
    Had xrays recently...more thought should have gone into boxers...lady radiographer got an eyeful!

    Agent_Silver;2037959

    Had xrays recently...more thought should have gone into boxers...lady … Had xrays recently...more thought should have gone into boxers...lady radiographer got an eyeful!



    lmao

    This may sound weird but I used to go to a male gym and like most gyms when you finish you walk around naked and go in the steam roon and sauna naked, I started a new gym and forgot it was a unisex one, anyway I finished my work out walked to the sauna, put my towell up outside like always and opened the door and walked in naked, to my surprise their was a group of ladies sat there, You can imagine how red I went, looked like I just stepped off the sunbed lol the shame, well lets just say I never went back

    Me and the missus had our three kids in tow, going round a shopping mall.

    We needed to get to the next floor, so we piled in to a lift. The kiddies all wanted to press a button and whilst fending off the two older ones the youngest, who was still in his pushchair, found a button at just the right height for him to press.

    So he pressed it.

    Unfortunately it was the lift alarm button, set at just the right height for anyone, including people in wheelchairs.

    Or kiddies in pushchairs.

    Now, I know a little about lift alarms and they normally used to be a pathetic little bell in the lift shaft that everyone ignored.

    Not so this one; it went straight through to security.

    The next thing we knew, there was a distorted voice coming out of a grille set in the side of the lift; at a nice convenient height for someone in a wheelchair, of course.

    "Are you all right?" it asked. "Do you need any assistance?"

    "No, we're fine" replied the missus. "It was only my little boy pushed the alarm button"

    "Sorry, I can't hear you properly. Are you all right? Do you need any assistance?"

    So the missus is down on her hands and knees by now, speaking V-E-R-Y C-L-E-A-R-L-Y at the grille.

    "N-O, W-E'-R-E F-I-N-E, I-T W-A-S J-U-S-T M-Y L-I-T-T-L-E B-O-Y.............................."

    It was at this point that she actually ended up on all fours, just as the lift doors opened onto a landing full of people.

    I get a belt each time I remind her about it.
    :oops:

    pmsl!

    haha fluffykins....
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