Where have you been thrown out?

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Found 19th Aug 2008
A few years back i was thrown out of Wetherspoons for breaking around 100 glases.

oooops

This is a spin off from diabeticguy's thread

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I was chucked out of Gibraltar, the Burj Al Arab hotel, Emirates shopping centre

And too many more places to list!

Original Poster

RedIron;2775078

I was chucked out of Gibraltar, the Burj Al Arab hotel, Emirates shopping … I was chucked out of Gibraltar, the Burj Al Arab hotel, Emirates shopping centreAnd too many more places to list!



what did you do lol

I'm a door supervisor, so I kick out, rather than get kicked out, I did get kicked out of top class restaurant once for being slightly too amourous, well I was politely asked to leave and didn't have to pay for the two bottles of wine me and my girlfriend had drunk lol.

REDRANGER86;2775092

what did you do lol



Gibraltar - Tried to steal a monkey more than once

Burj Al Arab - Tried to tell them I was a member of the royal family and needed a room but I wouldn't be paying for it

Emirates - Borrowed a polar bear suit and tried to get on the ski slope

Original Poster

RedIron;2775104

Gibraltar - Tried to steal a monkey more than onceBurj Al Arab - Tried to … Gibraltar - Tried to steal a monkey more than onceBurj Al Arab - Tried to tell them I was a member of the royal family and needed a room but I wouldn't be paying for itEmirates - Borrowed a polar bear suit and tried to get on the ski slope



rightttttttt lol i would have thrown u out too

REDRANGER86;2775112

rightttttttt lol i would have thrown u out too



lol to be fair they kick about 90% of the people out of the Burj al arab

twinks;2775117

:giggle: brilliant lol you could start a BG1 thread with those lol love … :giggle: brilliant lol you could start a BG1 thread with those lol love your style pure class :-D



They was in my days in the Royal Navy, my god did I do so mad things

I was chucked out of a toy shop for having a swordfight will my mates:oops:

i nearly got kicked out of the usa with a permanent ban :oops:

wasnt my fault honest!!

onlyme23;2775177

i nearly got kicked out of the usa with a permanent ban :oops:wasnt my … i nearly got kicked out of the usa with a permanent ban :oops:wasnt my fault honest!!



sounds interesting -

got chased out of an egyptian market - haggling :-D

twinks;2775158

Puts the youngsters to shame, age is so defining, i look back now and … Puts the youngsters to shame, age is so defining, i look back now and cant believe i've done so much in my life, travelled so much, seen so much, I listen to youngsters talk and think I'd love to be 10/20 years younger but then actually find them quite boring. Nothing beats age and experience ;-)More stories please :-D



I'm only 21!

Some from the top of my head;

I once woke up in a hostel for the homeless, I was wearing a mini skirt and a pink boob tube, I have no idea how I got the there or got the clothes

Another time I was coming back from a night out with my brother and on the way back there was a skip outside someones house, for some weird reason I took a toilet from the skip. About 10 minutes down the road I managed to sell it for £20 to a bloke in the Army. Very odd that one! On the same night my brother took a for sale sign and put ti outside his house, the next morning he actually had someone knock asking to view the house.

After another night out I woke up to realise I had acquired a box of 100 air fresheners for a car. It turns out I bought them from a bloke in a pub hoping to make it big on E-Bay :oops:

I can sit her all day telling you stories lol i've done some odd things in my time. Mainly when i'm drunk, I haven't drunk for 8 months though, not because I was a alcoholic or anything I just stopped drinking the day I ha my daughter as i'd rather spend the beer money on her

Banned

Crashed someone's wedding reception with a mate ordered two pints, got kicked out before we had even paid or drank them.

twinks;2775158

Puts the youngsters to shame, age is so defining, i look back now and … Puts the youngsters to shame, age is so defining, i look back now and cant believe i've done so much in my life, travelled so much, seen so much, I listen to youngsters talk and think I'd love to be 10/20 years younger but then actually find them quite boring. Nothing beats age and experience ;-) :-D



totally agree with you twinks - my kids think its hilarious that i used to get plastered and do silly things

holly100;2775197

sounds interesting - got chased out of an egyptian market - haggling :-D



not interesting was scary!!

One of my favourites;

In the Navy we have several of the same class of ship, layout wise they are all pretty much the same. One day after I night out I work up in the right bed but on the wrong ship. That was a bit odd in the morning, I have no idea who's bed it was, I got chucked off pretty quick though when they realised I didn't belong there. They did have a good laugh at my expense though

onlyme23;2775219

not interesting was scary!!




i can imagine - what happened

got off wrong station in darjeeling - it waas army station - i just starting shouting for british consulate - gave them baksheesh and had to write a letter saying i wouldnt go back - jeez thinking of it now is scary!!!

holly100;2775231

i can imagine - what happenedgot off wrong station in darjeeling - it … i can imagine - what happenedgot off wrong station in darjeeling - it waas army station - i just starting shouting for british consulate - gave them baksheesh and had to write a letter saying i wouldnt go back - jeez thinking of it now is scary!!!



just a ummm misunderstanding.

i lived there for 8 months durin a gap year but vacation visas are only valid for 6 months and u then gotta apply for the extension which i did all by the book, then as it got closer and closer to going home and no word from them kept callin they kept tellin me huge backlog but not to worry, a week before i went home called them again they said hasnt been processed but just explain to customs and there wont be a issue - like hell there wasnt lol

i was treated like a criminal at the airport lol taken off and grilled bout why i didnt have a valid visa, with threats to be banned from the states (which was kinda funny since they were also refusing to let me on the plane home go figure), but guess they finally decided to believe me and let me go lol

was only a teenager by myself wasnt a fun expiereance! but can look back and laff now

(thank god it was pre 911)

I have also been chucked out of an Indian resturant as me and my mates kinda got into a fight with the owners:oops:

i got kicked out my local night club for getting so drunk that i thought the dance floor was the bathroom!!! Not my proudest moment!!

scotland88;2775274

i got kicked out my local night club for getting so drunk that i thought … i got kicked out my local night club for getting so drunk that i thought the dance floor was the bathroom!!! Not my proudest moment!!



Eugh!!! Which club is that? So i can avoid it. lol.

Got kicked out of a gig once, a band I was managing were refused payment by the owner, his exact words were 'You played like a big streak of p#ss', so me and a friend broke all the urinals in his club. The good old days of Rock, gone to hell with all these emo bands. Strewth, they'd think they were tough if they broke a sweat

hollypinder;2775281

Eugh!!! Which club is that? So i can avoid it. lol.



Pictures Nite Club In Irvine

You should avoid it anyway its a total DIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Got chucked out of the club on here last night :oops: It got locked as well. A couple of past members.... ( most of us know at least one of them!!!) Kept gatecrashing for a chat!!! :oops:

barred for life from tunnel nightclub,glasgow for god only knows what!!!
been chucked out boozers plenty for being too drunk to stand....i'm t-total now mind :thumbsup:

thegazman;2775291

barred for life from tunnel nightclub,glasgow for god only knows … barred for life from tunnel nightclub,glasgow for god only knows what!!!been chucked out boozers plenty for being too drunk to stand....i'm t-total now mind :thumbsup:



i got chucked out of there aswell for trying jump over the bar and serve pints i said its under staffed i will work for FREE !!! and they carried and THREW me out lol

scotland88;2775295

i got chucked out of there aswell for trying jump over the bar and serve … i got chucked out of there aswell for trying jump over the bar and serve pints i said its under staffed i will work for FREE !!! and they carried and THREW me out lol



yeah...been literally throw out the back door a few times b4 my lifetime ban!!!
not fussed mind...it's full of neds and posers lol.

Seen as you fellow kilt wearers are chatting, I've been thrown out of a taxi cab queue in Airdrie for having an accent that bordered on the English side. In fact I was more than 'thrown'; I was headbutted, punched and kicked, but you should have seen the other guy

dmh77;2775290

Got chucked out of the club on here last night :oops: It got locked as … Got chucked out of the club on here last night :oops: It got locked as well. A couple of past members.... ( most of us know at least one of them!!!) Kept gatecrashing for a chat!!! :oops:



I was looking for that thread earlier....

I wanted a late night chat:oops:

jjharvey;2775307

Seen as you fellow kilt wearers are chatting, I've been thrown out of a … Seen as you fellow kilt wearers are chatting, I've been thrown out of a taxi cab queue in Airdrie for having an accent that bordered on the English side. In fact I was more than 'thrown'; I was headbutted, punched and kicked, but you should have seen the other guy



serves you right 4 that accent

jjharvey;2775307

Seen as you fellow kilt wearers are chatting, I've been thrown out of a … Seen as you fellow kilt wearers are chatting, I've been thrown out of a taxi cab queue in Airdrie for having an accent that bordered on the English side. In fact I was more than 'thrown'; I was headbutted, punched and kicked, but you should have seen the other guy



ahh the best way to get throw out in airdrie!!! Full o those damned english!!!! Should keep to there own side of the line!!!!

Ha! My accent is part Scot/Geordie/London/West Country - so I sound like an annoyed Welsh Amercian most of the time Coatbridge was worse though, have the scars to prove it! I'm reffered to as the 'English Pig' up north as I'm the only one born south of the border and in Buckinghamshire no less!

The JFK;2775309

I was looking for that thread earlier....I wanted a late night chat:oops:



Well... we cant!!

The previously 'banned' members that kept joining in offended the MOD's.... a lot!!! :w00t:

I'm off to bed anyway (like the southern wuss that I was born to be), try not to headbutt anyone over the net whilst I'm gone folks

jjharvey;2775314

Ha! My accent is part Scot/Geordie/London/West Country - so I sound like … Ha! My accent is part Scot/Geordie/London/West Country - so I sound like an annoyed Welsh Amercian most of the time Coatbridge was worse though, have the scars to prove it! I'm reffered to as the 'English Pig' up north as I'm the only one born south of the border and in Buckinghamshire no less!



coatbridge is a lovely area......if u have a stab proof vest and bulletproof windows!!!

Yeah that, and a Balaclava made of lead! B#ggers marked me on my face with a very thin Stanley, then they heard my Mothers maiden name from a cousin of mine who came running and they scarpered. Ah well, at least the way they did it gives me 'character' hahaha! Night folks:)

a pub but only because i was 17 (only was havinga coke :-( )

Chucked out of a sex shop in Paris coz my husband and he's mates were being a little 'childish' shall we say for the want of a better word, with some of the items.

And was banned for 3 weeks last year from shopping online at Tesco for spending too much!!

dcx_badass;2775099

Oh wait I was kicked out of tescos.



join the club, I was kicked out of tesco's twice...... and the petrol station.

scotland88;2775312

ahh the best way to get throw out in airdrie!!! Full o those damned … ahh the best way to get throw out in airdrie!!! Full o those damned english!!!! Should keep to there own side of the line!!!!



Ahem!!!!!! I only came up for the sexy Scottish guys though.. :oops:

I was thrown out of a club for being slightly too drunk. I kinda lost my balance on the dance floor and did that thing where I was running backwards to try and balance to stop myself from falling over. Then sort of ran into a group of six people and knocked them all over so we were all in a pile on the floor. I got thrown out and I dont think they knew what the hell had happened lol!
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