White Wedding Dress


    A boy asked his mother: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?'

    The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends
    and relatives that your bride is pure.'

    The boy thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

    'Dad, why are wedding dresses white?

    ' The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

    'Son, all household appliances come in white.'



    Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?
    They do it right first time.

    What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
    Get married on his birthday.

    How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?
    He has a bath more than once a month.

    What's the difference between a man and a shopping trolley?
    A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own.

    How do you confuse a man?
    You don't - they're born that way.

    When do men insist that women are illogical?
    When a woman doesn't agree with them.

    Why does a stupid man have a hole in his pocket?
    So he can count to six.

    What quality do most men look for in a woman?

    When's the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
    When the power goes off.

    How are men like carpet tiles?
    If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

    Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
    They never stop to ask directions.

    How do you make a man's eyes twinkle?
    Shine a torch in his ear.

    What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?
    A chauffeur.

    What do you call a woman that works like a man?
    A lazy bitch.

    What do you give the man who has everything?
    A woman who knows how to use it.

    Why do woman fake orgasms?
    Because men fake foreplay!

    How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    No one knows, it's never happened.

    How many men does it take to make popcorn?
    Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.

    How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Only 1 (Men are good at screwing things up!)

    Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
    When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

    What did God say after she created man?
    "I can do better than this."

    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?

    What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand?
    A man's undivided attention.

    Why do men name their d****?
    Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
    Because they already have boyfriends.

    How do men sort their laundry?
    "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

    Why does a stupid man have a hole in his pocket?So he can count to six.

    lolololol :giggle:

    How do men sort their laundry?
    "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

    Damn, does this mean I've got to sort mine in to 2 piles ????

    Why are womens feet smaller than mens?

    So they can get closer to the sink...

    [SIZE="1"]Runs and hides..[/SIZE]

    Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?

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