Who wants a snog?

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Apparantly Americans believe the term 'snog' or 'snogging' to be the British term to 'Make out', where its not just a passionate kiss, but includes anything and everything, including having sex.

They even have a scale:

Snogging Scale

1 Sticky Eyes
2 Holding Hands
3 Arm Around
4 Goodnight Kiss
5 Kiss lasting over 3 mins. w/out a breath
6 Open Mouth Kissing
7 Tongues
8 Neck Nuzzling
9 Upper body fondling: outdoors
10 Upper body fondling: indoors (in bed)
11 Below Waist Activity (b.w.a.)
12 The Full Monty!!

13. Chomp!!!! (for Raptor)

35 Comments

lmfao

errr im up for a number 7 :w00t:

hahahaha

FC - prepare yourself for a 12:w00t::w00t::w00t:

wheres CHOMP! i dont see CHOMP! is it No.13?

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nicki3668;3113729

lmfao errr im up for a number 7 :w00t:hahahaha



Now see I'd thought you at least go for a bit of 9

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robtallica;3113735

FC - prepare yourself for a 12:w00t::w00t::w00t:



Hmmm Rob, I'd love to mate, but I think ODB may get jealous :whistling::w00t:

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raptorcigs;3113736

wheres CHOMP! i dont see CHOMP! is it No.13?



I'll add that on :giggle:

Foosball Chum;3113747

Hmmm Rob, I'd love to mate, but I think ODB may get jealous … Hmmm Rob, I'd love to mate, but I think ODB may get jealous :whistling::w00t:



I won't tell if you don't:-D

robtallica;3113762

I won't tell if you don't:-D



jeeze mon wot are you two like :roll:

lol and foosy its a bit hard for me to do anything more than a number 7 atm lol ;-)

i might need a number 2 in a minute though ..... :?



my number two not thiers lol ewww
oh i am awful
but i like me lol

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robtallica;3113762

I won't tell if you don't:-D



;-)

Foosball Chum;3113789

;-)



PM sent;-)

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Carley;3113774

WTF is #1 Sticky Eyes? sounds more fun than #12!!



Trying to work that one out myself, I guess its like when your eyes glaze over with passion

Surely sticky eyes is hott eye contact, the type ODB and I often share over candlelit meals...

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nicki3668;3113778

i might need a number 2 in a minute though ..... :?my number two not … i might need a number 2 in a minute though ..... :?my number two not thiers lol ewwwoh i am awful but i like me lol



I dont think too many here would know of the Dick Emery reference...........But I like you :-D

Take it easy with yer number 2, you dont want to be rushing anything ;-) :giggle:

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robtallica;3113824

Surely sticky eyes is hott eye contact, the type ODB and I often share … Surely sticky eyes is hott eye contact, the type ODB and I often share over candlelit meals...



You could be right........though a bit too much information for my liking :-D

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robtallica;3113800

PM sent;-)



That I didn't need to see :w00t:


When ya coming round? :oops:

Foosball Chum;3113830

I dont think too many here would know of the [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Dick … I dont think too many here would know of the [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Dick Emery [/SIZE][/COLOR]reference...........But I like you :-DTake it easy with yer number 2, you dont want to be rushing anything ;-) :giggle:




i love a bit a dick in the mornin babe :w00t: lol

Foosball Chum;3113862

That I didn't need to seeWhen ya coming round? :oops:



I'm waitin in ya bed:w00t::-D

nicki3668;3113871

[SIZE="4"]i love a bit a dick in the mornin babe[/SIZE] :w00t: lol



Hope your kids don't read your posts:oops:

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nicki3668;3113871

i love a bit a dick in the mornin babe :w00t: lol



robtallica;3113885

I'm waitin in ya bed:w00t::-D



Hmmmm, choices, choices...........:thinking:

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nicki3668;3113871

i love a bit a dick in the mornin babe :w00t: lol



Just remember I'm a champion at no 11 ;-)

robtallica;3113885

I'm waitin in ya bedHope your kids don't read your posts:oops:



whaaaaaa ??? wass wong wiv dick emery ? :?

lol my kids are worse than me anyway :-D



Foosball Chum;3113908

Just remember I'm a champion at no 11 ;-)



i will ask rob later lol

nicki3668;3113928

i will ask rob later lol



watch out for the redtube clip:w00t::w00t::w00t:

I practically do the full list.......although I don't think too many people have lived to tell the tale of a 3 minute kiss without breathing. :giggle:

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nicki3668;3113928

i will ask rob later lol



You want to join us ;-)

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robtallica;3114001

watch out for the redtube clip:w00t::w00t::w00t:



Ahhhh, no, wont be able to see past my butt :-D

...........quick impression.........beep, beep, beep, warning this vehicle is reversing :-D

oh dear.. think I'll go back to bed........................ MORNING ALL

snowtiger;3114224

oh dear.. think I'll go back to bed........................ MORNING ALL



Good morning Snow (I won't try to guess the remainder of your name cos I don't want to embarrass myself again :giggle:), how are you this morning........I hope you haven't been doing everything mentioned in the OP last night. :giggle:

realfriendlyman;3114251

Good morning Snow (I won't try to guess the remainder of your name cos I … Good morning Snow (I won't try to guess the remainder of your name cos I don't want to embarrass myself again :giggle:), how are you this morning........I hope you haven't been doing everything mentioned in the OP last night. :giggle:


lol .. hiya RFM .. yep great this morning thanks, waiting to be invaded for the day by 10+ of my inlaws ............. (I love them really!!)
Last night as most nights these days (excuse my gramma!) I'm snoring within 2 mins of head hitting the pillow. :roll: ..................... memories!
Have a good day ;-)

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lucky you :giggle:

snowtiger;3114353

lol .. hiya RFM .. yep great this morning thanks, waiting to be invaded … lol .. hiya RFM .. yep great this morning thanks, waiting to be invaded for the day by 10+ of my inlaws ............. (I love them really!!) Last night as most nights these days (excuse my gramma!) I'm snoring within 2 mins of head hitting the pillow. :roll: ..................... memories!Have a good day



I didn't think it was possible to love the inlaws...Do you really love your inlaws or are you just saying that incase I tell them? :giggle:

I have to say though, I'm glad I didn't wake up next to you this morning if you're snoring your head off every night. :giggle:

I hope you have a great day with everyone.

robtallica;3114001

watch out for the redtube clip:w00t::w00t::w00t:



lol im waiting with baited bref lol

Foosball Chum;3114029

You want to join us ;-)



nooooo im to jealous and posessive i dont do sharing lol :?

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nicki3668;3115151

nooooo im to jealous and posessive i dont do sharing lol :?



Just you and me then ;-) :-D

Foosball Chum;3115578

Just you and me then ;-) :-D




as long as your gentle wiv me im delicate lol :-D

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nicki3668;3115597

as long as your gentle wiv me im delicate lol :-D



I'm always gentle........unless I'm drunk, then there's no stopping me :-D

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Foosball Chum;3115618

I'm always gentle........unless I'm drunk, then there's no stopping me :-D



Still not drunk, thats carppy stella for you, bet I still have a headache in the morning though :roll:
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