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    Who wants to be in the dumb-ass club?

    Banned
    Membership is restricted to the following

    1. you must be drunk
    2. you must have worked your ass off all week long for a pittance pay
    3. you must have at least one good reason why you are sitting in front of a computer at 8pm on a friday night
    4. if you meet the criteria for the above 3 points, you must accept your DUMB ASS membership with pride

    77 Comments

    im in

    Original Poster Banned

    jamstaruk1972;4955999

    im in



    Are you drunk? Or at least getting drunk?
    And what is your reason for being here and not out partying

    I have 2, 3 and 4... haven't started on 1 yet!

    So.... I'm workin on bein a dumb ass

    1 ... not yet
    2... worked 1 day this week (see #3)
    3 ... got man flu & stomach pains (cant move much)
    4 ... i already knew it so its just more official

    Original Poster Banned

    ClarityofMind;4956011

    I have 2, 3 and 4... haven't started on 1 yet!So.... I'm workin on bein a … I have 2, 3 and 4... haven't started on 1 yet!So.... I'm workin on bein a dumb ass



    Get some beer down your neck, and come in on a temporary membership lol

    ClarityofMind;4956011

    I have 2, 3 and 4... haven't started on 1 yet!So.... I'm workin on bein a … I have 2, 3 and 4... haven't started on 1 yet!So.... I'm workin on bein a dumb ass



    I've seen your posts......You're getting there:whistling:

    US1;4956007

    Are you drunk? Or at least getting drunk?And what is your reason for … Are you drunk? Or at least getting drunk?And what is your reason for being here and not out partying



    drunk, and no money to go out i earn a pittance remember?

    US1;4956022

    Get some beer down your neck, and come in on a temporary membership lol



    I cant drink beer *looks shocked*

    I'm more high maintenance than that lol I need spirits!

    But I'll accept the temporary membership lol

    My good reasons for being online at 8pm on a friday are:-
    I'm a Mum
    I worked so frikkin hard this week I'm exhausted
    The kids were on Easter break and I work from home so I'm double exhausted
    My hubby wouldn't approve of high heels mini skirts and bars lol

    Train Driver;4956029

    I've seen your posts......You're getting there:whistling:



    lol sweetie, fank you! x x x

    Banned

    No ty.
    I'm already in the Noisy Ass Club.


    PARRRRRP!

    See?

    :-D

    Original Poster Banned

    jamstaruk1972;4956045

    drunk, and no money to go out i earn a pittance remember?



    Ahh yeah, forgot the rules for a bit, I must be more drunk than I thought

    oh god ........give me my life long membership

    Original Poster Banned

    ClarityofMind;4956053

    I cant drink beer *looks shocked*I'm more high maintenance than that lol … I cant drink beer *looks shocked*I'm more high maintenance than that lol I need spirits! But I'll accept the temporary membership lolMy good reasons for being online at 8pm on a friday are:-I'm a MumI worked so frikkin hard this week I'm exhaustedThe kids were on Easter break and I work from home so I'm double exhaustedMy hubby wouldn't approve of high heels mini skirts and bars lol



    Thats several good reasons, kick the hubby in the nuts for not helping more, and not letting you kick off your heels though

    Original Poster Banned

    queenlush;4956080

    oh god ........give me my life long membership



    You're in :thumbsup:

    US1;4956093

    You're in :thumbsup:



    cheers ....i work all week as a receptionist ....therefore everyones smiley fetch and carry gopher.....my husband works away all week so stays in digs ("prison") comes home Friday ....drops bag of washing off and goes for "a" pint ..i need to be on his level when he comes in so have a little voddie or three...it's purely to save my marriage of course lol

    I think that's the slip you have to sign should you want to buy a house in Northampton :roll:

    US1;4956089

    Thats several good reasons, kick the hubby in the nuts for not helping … Thats several good reasons, kick the hubby in the nuts for not helping more, and not letting you kick off your heels though



    hubby doesn't help me much but he works hard and is a slave to our girls. Truly a taxi service to them lol

    1. you must be drunk
    Nope I'm sober.
    2. you must have worked your ass off all week long for a pittance pay
    Umm...debatable, I think it'a poor but on the grand scale of things it's really not.
    3. you must have at least one good reason why you are sitting in front of a computer at 8pm on a friday night
    'cos I have work in the morning and bf is out so I'm all on my lonesome.
    4. if you meet the criteria for the above 3 points, you must accept your DUMB ASS membership with pride
    I don't match all three....that must mean I am a smart ass.

    bellabonkers;4956228

    1. you must be drunkNope I'm sober.2. you must have worked your ass off … 1. you must be drunkNope I'm sober.2. you must have worked your ass off all week long for a pittance payUmm...debatable, I think it'a poor but on the grand scale of things it's really not.3. you must have at least one good reason why you are sitting in front of a computer at 8pm on a friday night'cos I have work in the morning and bf is out so I'm all on my lonesome.4. if you meet the criteria for the above 3 points, you must accept your DUMB ASS membership with prideI don't match all three....that must mean I am a smart ass.:p



    smart asses are barred lol

    set up your own club

    jamstaruk1972;4956288

    smart asses are barred lolset up your own club



    Glad to see you agree though :thumbsup::p

    1 - Don't Drink
    2- That'd be a nope
    3 - That would also be a nope.

    Can i still join? :-D

    Muwahahaha im in Happy dayz

    1. sipping a strawberry milkshake
    2. been off for 2 weeks
    3. kids are out and OH is on the settee
    4. Off to join Bella in her new club

    bitseylango;4956417

    1. sipping a strawberry milkshake2. been off for 2 weeks3. kids are out … 1. sipping a strawberry milkshake2. been off for 2 weeks3. kids are out and OH is on the settee4. Off to join Bella in her new club


    And i ain't invited?

    Lulu'sMammy;4956463

    And i ain't invited?



    get that hot ass round here now :-D

    bitseylango;4956517

    get that hot ass round here now :-D


    God another wannabe bonker! Must be summit in the water!

    Lulu'sMammy;4956537

    God another wannabe bonker! Must be summit in the water!



    is that not you in your avi?

    bitseylango;4956547

    is that not you in your avi?


    Im not a he/she cheeky mare

    Lulu'sMammy;4956566

    Im not a he/she cheeky mare



    :-D

    Original Poster Banned

    Syzable;4956359

    1 - Don't Drink2- That'd be a nope3 - That would also be a nope.Can i … 1 - Don't Drink2- That'd be a nope3 - That would also be a nope.Can i still join? :-D



    Nope :-D

    Original Poster Banned

    bitseylango;4956417

    1. sipping a strawberry milkshake2. been off for 2 weeks3. kids are out … 1. sipping a strawberry milkshake2. been off for 2 weeks3. kids are out and OH is on the settee4. Off to join Bella in her new club



    See ya ;-)

    I didn't get around to drinking any alcohol last night... do I have to hand in my temporary membership? lol

    Original Poster Banned

    ClarityofMind;4960204

    I didn't get around to drinking any alcohol last night... do I have to … I didn't get around to drinking any alcohol last night... do I have to hand in my temporary membership? lol



    Thats alright I think I collapsed in a drunken mess on the bed shortly after I posted this lol.

    I not much of a club president, though upholding membership point 1 in fantastic style.

    US1;4960220

    Thats alright I think I collapsed in a drunken mess on the bed shortly … Thats alright I think I collapsed in a drunken mess on the bed shortly after I posted this lol.I not much of a club president, though upholding membership point 1 in fantastic style.



    lol, I'm glad you had a good evening x x x

    Original Poster Banned

    ClarityofMind;4960231

    lol, I'm glad you had a good evening x x x



    Erm, I spent most of it alone, got so drunk I lost conciousness on the floor. Woke up with a blinder of a headache. Not the highlight of my life so far :?

    PS. crawled into bed half way through the night lol

    US1;4960331

    Erm, I spent most of it alone, got so drunk I lost conciousness on the … Erm, I spent most of it alone, got so drunk I lost conciousness on the floor. Woke up with a blinder of a headache. Not the highlight of my life so far :?PS. crawled into bed half way through the night lol



    awww, I spent much of it on here and then laid in bed reading a good book until my eyes closed lol

    Original Poster Banned

    ClarityofMind;4960351

    awww, I spent much of it on here and then laid in bed reading a good book … awww, I spent much of it on here and then laid in bed reading a good book until my eyes closed lol



    Sounds like a better more relaxing evening. I should perhaps take a leaf out of your book for tonight. I am definitely getting too old for this

    US1;4960370

    Sounds like a better more relaxing evening. I should perhaps take a leaf … Sounds like a better more relaxing evening. I should perhaps take a leaf out of your book for tonight. I am definitely getting too old for this



    awww, take a couple of paracetamol and drink lots of water.. you need to rehydrate to feel better x x

    shall I hide your beer tonight? lol

    Original Poster Banned

    ClarityofMind;4960387

    awww, take a couple of paracetamol and drink lots of water.. you need to … awww, take a couple of paracetamol and drink lots of water.. you need to rehydrate to feel better x xshall I hide your beer tonight? lol



    Come round and keep me company if you like

    US1;4960395

    Come round and keep me company if you like



    my husband might not approve! lol
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