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    Whoever posts the funniest thing wins!!

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    This could be anything - a website link, a picture, a game....or even just a comment!

    I think we all need a good laugh!!

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    wins what?

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    salder have you got a mirror

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    akme;3850976

    wins what?



    the game! lol

    (and maybe some rep!)

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    fragaliciousbob;3851007

    salder have you got a mirror



    just hold the camera facing you, you dont need to take it into a mirror. I sure you will get on just fine :thumbsup:

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    I still remember the link to the thread grex posted. The girlfriend modelling with car one - now that was good

    think that has been deleted now :-(

    A story that has done the rounds on the net...not mine...oh and yeah people can hate me for posting it..blah blah

    The day they found a troll

    A group of friends decide to spend a day on acid, one of them doesn't want to partake and says he'll pop round and see them later when it's all stopped being a bit too mental.

    He calls round at the house early evening where the group of friends live, one of them opens up the door with massive saucer eyes and a slightly worried look on his face. He beckons the non drugged chap inside.

    The straight guy (Mark) asks how their day went, and the guy who is still clearly of his gourd on Ecstacy pipes and looking seriously worried whispers 'we found a troll'.

    Mark decides to humour him and carries on by asking where they found it. He replies 'We found it in the playground of the local park, it was just sitting there, so we brought it home'

    So Mark asks if he could see the Troll. 'yeah, it's in the kitchen' comes the reply.

    Mark nervously opens the kitchen door, not knowing what he might find. What he sees sitting on a stool and happily munching buscuits is...

    a man with Downs Syndrome.


    They had actually taken this poor guy home with them, after pissing himself with laughter Mark did the right thing and found out where this guy lived and took him home.

    the funniest thing


    I win!

    Banned

    oldies but still funny:-

    [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times]
    Council complaints - These are genuine clips from council complaint letters:
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    [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER]
    [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

    2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]4. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

    5. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it had backfired and burnt my knob off.

    6. And their 18 yr old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

    7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

    8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

    9. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job to satisfy my wife.

    10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

    11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

    12. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have 2 children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

    13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

    14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

    15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

    16. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

    17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6 a.m. His cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

    18.. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly, then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

    19. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.

    20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

    21.. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

    22.. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor 6 times but I still have no satisfaction.

    23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

    http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/d/pyzamsantalies.jpg

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/RanZiG/image0011.JPG

    Original Poster Banned

    lol csi they are pretty good

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    salder21;3851077

    lol csi they are pretty good


    Do I win? :-D

    Original Poster Banned

    lol rob thats sick!

    http://www.jonco48.com/blog/cheese_small.jpg

    Passenger 57

    http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/3-3.gif

    Original Poster Banned

    i take it you acc. posted that xmas one then skusey? lol

    Original Poster Banned

    Phallic Logo Awards:

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    Original Poster Banned

    http://members.home.nl/jandebruijn/Q-unit_back.jpg

    2 up ^^

    thats freaky homes'

    I was just looking at that pic too(google images obvo)

    Hella funny

    my favorite is still the cat pic


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    I made this!

    http://www.dan-jackson.com/blogcunt.jpg

    More here: [url]www.dan-jackson.com[/url]

    chrishill;3851510

    http://www.b3ta.com/links/Dog_Malfunction_Fixed



    lol v good

    btw who's that in your avvi?

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/customavatars/avatar32062_3.gif

    Is he from M.A.S.K? Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors? - erm can't think where he's from

    http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr37/doubledriscoll/2uyod3k.gif

    http://i37.tinypic.com/2luxjqs.gif

    http://www.b3tards.com/u/ead180058c505fc363ce/fresh.gif

    http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/imagesnotoncebuttwice.gif

    http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/ProudAnselmo/faintinggoats.gif

    robtallica;3851613

    lol v good :Dbtw who's that in your avvi?Is he from M.A.S.K? Jayce and … lol v good :Dbtw who's that in your avvi?Is he from M.A.S.K? Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors? - erm can't think where he's from



    Its 'NoNo' from Ulysses 31... perfect excuse to post ]this

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    chrishill;3851510

    http://www.b3ta.com/links/Dog_Malfunction_Fixed



    loool!! :thumbsup:

    Only in America :?

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/jaclec/hot_news.jpg

    chrishill;3851635

    Its 'NoNo' from Ulysses 31... perfect excuse to post ]this



    ahhhh now I got it.

    Cheers bro - was buggin me.

    LOL @ jonsters clips - gonna photobucket a few of those

    chrishill;3851635

    Its 'NoNo' from Ulysses 31... perfect excuse to post ]this



    haha that link brought back memories.

    good times, I remember that whole intro now - cartoons had rockin' intros in those days. I used to foam at the mouth when my faves were on.

    Hope they do a TMNT complete box set one day, only available on R1 at the mo - loved that darn show. First eps are like 24 years old now!

    Original Poster Banned

    1min 20secs into it! lol!

    haha - I remember that song.

    Love the Trapper Keeper SP ep, great Akira rip-off

    Bit where Cartman's mum is poundin that Terminator dude is sooooooooooo funny.

    robtallica;3851781

    haha that link brought back memories.good times, I remember that whole … haha that link brought back memories.good times, I remember that whole intro now - cartoons had rockin' intros in those days. I used to foam at the mouth when my faves were on.Hope they do a TMNT complete box set one day, only available on R1 at the mo - loved that darn show. First eps are like 24 years old now!



    holy carp! is it seriously 24 years since the *cough* 'hero' turtles came out? man, I feel really old...

    chrishill;3851877

    holy carp! is it seriously 24 years since the *cough* 'hero' turtles came … holy carp! is it seriously 24 years since the *cough* 'hero' turtles came out? man, I feel really old...



    yeah it is - they hit over here 4-5 years later.

    All the early cartoons have 1984/85 stamped on them during the end credits - Japanese cartoons of course. We're brill tho.

    Original Poster Banned

    lol remember this one then rob?

    uk.youtube.com/wat…L68

    have a language warning ;-)

    notice the south park style alien making a quick appearance in it too? lol

    ^^ lol - funny clip, I would of pulled out the pick axe too haha.

    EDIT: ROFL at the headshot.

    Some of their songs are intentionally bad, but geeze some of the songs in South Park/Team America are serious good.

    Fingerbang? Montage?Freedom isn't free?
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