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    Why are BBQ's made for people who are 3' 5" tall... I want one with long legs!!! and a BBQ

    Any BBQ designers out there?

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    So when you're standing at it cooking the flames don't shoot up and burn your face

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    RedIron;5360268

    So when you're standing at it cooking the flames don't shoot up and burn … So when you're standing at it cooking the flames don't shoot up and burn your face



    lol behave... They're all tiny.. Im not exactly a giant but I don't want to be having a slipped disc repaired just because i've done a BBQ

    RedIron;5360268

    So when you're standing at it cooking the flames don't shoot up and burn … So when you're standing at it cooking the flames don't shoot up and burn your face



    OMG how big are your barbie flames :lol: now thats a fire :thumbsup:

    lfc_engravedonheart;5360278

    OMG how big are your barbie flames :lol: now thats a fire :thumbsup:



    Not too big i'm only 4 foot 2 :whistling:

    :thumbsup: well just imagine what tender parts of my 6' 5" frame get burnt!!:-D

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    Mr Weasle;5360291

    :thumbsup: well just imagine what tender parts of my 6' 5" frame get … :thumbsup: well just imagine what tender parts of my 6' 5" frame get burnt!!:-D



    yea exactly! Cookin on some of these tiny things is burning my pecker!

    What really bugs me is the fact that the LARGE socks (size 12+) are always on the lowest rack in m&s when statistically people with big feet are more likely to be taller.....

    grrr.

    RedIron;5360286

    Not too big i'm only 4 foot 2 :whistling:



    :lol:

    Original Poster

    size 12+

    you know what they say about men with big feet

    Jed Maxwell;5360338

    size 12+ you know what they say about men with big feet

    er...what...mine are size 14. the men with big feet wear big shoes?

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    Mr Weasle;5360384

    er...what...mine are size 14. the men with big feet wear big shoes?



    big gloves too!

    lfc_engravedonheart;5360278

    OMG how big are your barbie flames :lol: [SIZE="4"]now thats a fire … OMG how big are your barbie flames :lol: [SIZE="4"]now thats a fire [/SIZE]:thumbsup:



    Roll uncle Charlie around......... he'll be OK :w00t:


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    Monkeybumcheeks;5360862

    Roll uncle Charlie around......... he'll be OK :w00t:



    LMFAO..... didn't think anyone would get that.... repped :-D

    lfc_engravedonheart;5360877

    LMFAO..... didn't think anyone would get that.... repped :-D



    Goonie goo goo Gus !!

    Aunt bunnie gotta mustache !!!! :p:p:p

    hey!!!!! some of us little people need a little BBQ!

    Monkeybumcheeks;5360890

    Goonie goo goo Gus !!



    your wifes a bigfoot :lol:

    lfc_engravedonheart;5360911

    your wifes a bigfoot :lol:



    ....my chidern' are 'fraid of yo' wife mmuuda fkin purta rican:-D:p:-D

    /......and they come up with fish !!

    Jed Maxwell;5360276

    lol behave... They're all tiny.. Im not exactly a giant but I don't want … lol behave... They're all tiny.. Im not exactly a giant but I don't want to be having a slipped disc repaired just because i've done a BBQ



    Dig a hole and stand in that:-D

    Monkeybumcheeks;5360921

    ....my chidern' are 'fraid of yo' wife mmuuda fkin purta rican:-D:p:-D



    Monkeybumcheeks;5360928

    /......and they come up with fish !!



    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

    Original Poster

    diamondnine;5360937

    Dig a hole and stand in that:-D



    omg, rep!!!!!!! for you sunshine.. I feel so stupid. The solution was so obvious.

    Jed Maxwell;5360338

    size 12+ you know what they say about men with big feet



    Big problems getting decent footwear.....

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    grex9101;5360966

    Big problems getting decent footwear.....



    thats the answer I was looking for

    Jed Maxwell;5360971

    thats the answer I was looking for



    So..... did you get a barbie designed for you,or is it a tonne of gravel and a rake job ?

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    Monkeybumcheeks;5361284

    So..... did you get a barbie designed for you,or is it a tonne of gravel … So..... did you get a barbie designed for you,or is it a tonne of gravel and a rake job ?



    dont have one yet... but digging a hole and standing in it is the solution im sure... Then at the end of the day anyone who has criticised my food gets buried in the hole...

    for stability or they would fall / get knocked over easier
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