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    Why Australia is in Trouble

    The population
    of the country is 20 million.


    11 million are
    retired.


    That leaves 9 million to do the work.


    There are
    5 million in school


    Which leaves 4 million to do the
    work.


    Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal
    government.


    Leaving 2 million to do the work.


    0.1
    million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
    Osama
    Bin-Laden.


    Which leaves 1.9 million to do the
    work.


    Take from that total the 1.5 million people who work for
    state and city
    Governments. And that leaves 0.4 million to do the
    work.


    At any given time there are 18,800 people in
    hospitals.


    Leaving 381,200 to do the work.


    Now, there
    are 380,198 people in prisons.


    That leaves just two people to do
    the work.


    You and me.


    And there you
    are,


    Sitting on your ass,


    At your computer, reading
    jokes.


    Nice.real nice.

    9 Comments

    lol

    sounds like a husband/wife thing!

    Very good. lol

    en.wikipedia.org/wik…lia

    Age structure

    0-14 years: 19.6%
    15-64 years: 67.5%
    65 years and over: 13%

    As long as you work in the beer factory - we'll be ok!

    You do work in the beer factory dont you!

    No!


    Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....:w00t:

    lol, like it

    You forgot to mention most of the 11 million retired are on big fat pensions they took with them when they moved to australia,

    I dont live in Australia...

    haha - funny

    I wouldn't mind moving there - but I don't want to leave my mum!

    Butterflies;5442214

    haha - funnyI wouldn't mind moving there - but I don't want to leave my … haha - funnyI wouldn't mind moving there - but I don't want to leave my mum!



    Ok! but would your mum leave you?
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