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    Why Cant Everyone Review Things This Way...?

    ....so detailed and precise :O)

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    Edited by: "bitseylango" 20th Jan 2011

    Is it just me, or do any amazon links posted on this site just takes me to the home front page?

    ?????? oO

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    beth3735

    Is it just me, or do any amazon links posted on this site just takes me … Is it just me, or do any amazon links posted on this site just takes me to the home front page?



    it did that with my 1st link, changed it now

    X) some funny ones there .

    lol

    Banned

    The BIC is all well and good for analogue writing, but I'm holding out … The BIC is all well and good for analogue writing, but I'm holding out for the iPen. This will be superior because it'll cost more than the BIC and be more stylish.



    I have been looking for the perfect pen to munch on whilst writing my … I have been looking for the perfect pen to munch on whilst writing my memoirs on my computer and this has worked wonders, although I seem to have black lips for some reason and I feel slightly ill. Is this normal?



    Though I'd imagine it was this....

    Having unwrapped my new Bic pen from the two foot wide box Amazon sent it … Having unwrapped my new Bic pen from the two foot wide box Amazon sent it in, I happily started to write some memoirs in the A4 note pad I'd stolen from a small child earlier that day. With a bottle of Blue Nun and some sugar coated monkey nuts at my side, I set about penning my latest ode to existence, entitled 'If I Stick My Hand Up Here, Will My Dreams Come True?'.For a blissful three hours the pen was wonderful. However as I wended my merry way into the fourth hour of composition, I noticed that the pen was no longer writing what I wanted it to! Instead of recounting the delightful time I went punting on the river with Reverend Chumley on that clear August day when the mescaline was really kicking in, it instead began to write out such odd epithets as: 'Bow to your lord and master Shaberoth, he of the tentacles and oddly shaped genitalia' & 'The sky will rain blood as Shaberoth comes down among you...and waves his oddly shaped genitalia'.Imagine my surprise!I was further amazed when said demon lord Shaberoth appeared from the end of the pen in a cloud of sulfur...and waved his oddly shaped genitalia at me. This didn't phase me, having played rugby in my younger days, and I subdued the hellspawn with large Blue Nun and all the monkey nuts he could eat.So, while the pen did turn out to be possessed, a lovely evening was had by all - until Shaberoth ate my pet guinea pig Winklehoven. I had to kindly ask him to leave at that point.Other than this slight problem, the pen was very reliable and I still have it.

    Having only read half of the reviews for this little beauty I bought one, … Having only read half of the reviews for this little beauty I bought one, but had no intention of adding to what has been already said, as I thought all the manifold attributes of this pen had been covered. How wrong I was! It really needs to be used with care, as it is a force for evil as well as good! For example, I would not have written a massive cheque when drunk had I not had the Bic with me. Having learned this lesson I NEVER carry a chequebook and a Bic at the same time, as the alcohol acts as a catalyst and causes severe reduction in financial well-being (I have come to the conclusion that this combination may (and I stress that this is only a theory) be the root cause of the banking collapse - all those bankers mopping up the Bic market with their bonuses, proferring these pens to people to sign for loans they hadn't a hope in hell of repaying. I dare not go into the signing of binding treaties between nations - there lies a black hole!On the other hand, when I used my Bic to put an 'x' in my lottery ticket guess what - I won enough for nearly 20 Bics at Amazon prices!In the end a bargain indeed. Buy one now.



    While this pen is functional and easy to use, a downside is it only … While this pen is functional and easy to use, a downside is it only supports one default font (that appears to be user specific?). I have tried multiple times to access Helvetica, Times New Roman, Impact etc. to no avail... I don't even see any input buttons.The default font is pretty shoddy looking, resembling Comic Sans.An update would be appreciated Bic!


    Edited by: "BIKEFREEDOM" 20th Jan 2011

    beth3735

    Is it just me, or do any amazon links posted on this site just takes me … Is it just me, or do any amazon links posted on this site just takes me to the home front page?



    bitseylango

    it did that with my 1st link, changed it now



    FYI: "[BUG]: Amazon.co.uk sub page hyperlink redirects back to home page"

    BFN,

    fp.
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