Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

    Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

    Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the
    window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
    takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the
    two physicians.

    The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was
    settling in when the physician in the window seat said," I think
    I'll get up and get a coke."

    "No problem," said the attorney, "I'll get it for you."

    While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney's
    shoe and spat in it.

    When he returned with the coke, the other physician said, "That
    looks good, I think I'll have one too."

    Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was
    gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and spat in
    it. The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the
    flight. As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet
    into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

    "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our
    professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in
    shoes and pissing in cokes?"



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