Why do I attract these women?

Any ideas?

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Original Poster

[FONT=Arial]I am getting increasing fearful about driving these days, and it is women who are bothering me the most [especially young KA drivers) [/FONT][FONT=Arial] Have the indicators been disabled on their cars? Do not realise that they do not have right of way when turning right? Do they have to do their makeup while causing a tailback? My heart is often in my mouth as I fail to recognise yet another dangerous manoeuvre as the lady slows down to wave to a friend. [COLOR=red]I realise men can, and often are as bad[/COLOR], but I only seem to attract the mad female drivers.[/FONT]

Sexist

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raptorcigs;4555319

Sexist



LOL. Not really, we are often as bad.

Sexist Pignut!

lol

And the hot deal is .... ?

some people just shouldn't be able to drive like women putting make up on whilst driving and people who use mobiles whilst driving, do they not realise how dangerous it is to not give the roads their full attention :roll:
next time a crazy woman driver does this pred, honk your horn for ages and wave your fist in the air.... won't do anything but make you feel a bit better :lol:

TBH I find it is normally MEN who drive badly, mainly caused by them looking at the female drivers in other cars & not paying attention to the general traffic conditions on the roads.

I'm a great multi-tasker...never had an accident in 15 years.....heard a few crunches in the background though!?! I don't drive a KA, so it couldn't possibly be me you're talking about

lyndsbowes;4555400

some people just shouldn't be able to drive like women putting make up on … some people just shouldn't be able to drive like women putting make up on whilst driving and people who use mobiles whilst driving, do they not realise how dangerous it is to not give the roads their full attention :roll: next time a crazy woman driver does this pred, honk your horn for ages and wave your fist in the air.... won't do anything but make you feel a bit better :lol:



I should keep your "horn" where it should be Pred.. they'll have you for sexual harassment .. :giggle:

Its the women who are late taking their off spring to school who are the worst..

snowtiger;4555417

TBH I find it is normally MEN who drive badly, mainly caused by them … TBH I find it is normally MEN who drive badly, mainly caused by them looking at the female drivers in other cars & not paying attention to the general traffic conditions on the roads.


You can't blame men for looking while women get dressed whilst driving ...

GoDutchGo;4555462

I should keep your "horn" where it should be Pred.. they'll have you for … I should keep your "horn" where it should be Pred.. they'll have you for sexual harassment .. :giggle: Its the women who are late taking their off spring to school who are the worst..



hahaha trust you
oh and for the record i don't drive but i am lethal when in charge of a pram :lol:

Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'

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Driving is like a Yorkie bar - not for girls!

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i talk on the phone when im driving :oops:

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I'm with you mate... yesterday I was driving home from work approaching an island with three lanes (left goes left, center lane goes straight on and right goes right - simple) . I approached with a Fiesta in the left hand lane with me in the center. We both pull off and the fiesta was getting closer and closer to me (coming into my lane) so I accelerated to get past it so it didn't hit me. The fiesta nearly took my back end off as it came in behind and in one fluid movement moved into the right hand lane nearly taking the front end off the car in that lane. I could not believe it! The fiesta ended up turning right - after being in the left lane originally - on one of the busiest islands in the city!

As the fiesta carried on round the island I spotted that a woman was driving and I had to smile... the fiesta had 'Accident Exchange: Accidient Repair Vehicle' written on the side...

I rest my case.

snowtiger;4555554

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HAHAHAHAHA

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That is brilliant!

robtallica;4555553

Driving is like a Yorkie bar - not for girls!



Thats only true in some cases. Im a good driver if there is no other traffic on the road :lol:

This 'men are better drivers than women' stenotype is old, tired and backed up by nothing more than people finding examples to fit their prejudice. Saying you somehow 'attract' the bad female drivers rather than the males ones doesn't make the stereotype any less annoying to my feminist sense of justice. People 'notice' things to fit their prejudices - perhaps you just notice bad female driving more than the bad female driving? In my case, I notice many more men driving badly than women, so perhaps I'm prejudiced in the opposite direction? Being a male feminist is difficult sometimes! :-D

p.s. Do you propose we ban females from driving like Saudi Arabia?

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BlondeBella;4555622

Thats only true in some cases. Im a good driver if there is no other … Thats only true in some cases. Im a good driver if there is no other traffic on the road :lol:



Haha sounds about right!

I think the real truth is that everyone is a bad driver - besides me.

We probably all share that viewpoint lol.

robtallica;4555690

Haha sounds about right!I think the real truth is that everyone is a bad … Haha sounds about right!I think the real truth is that everyone is a bad driver - besides King of Thieves.We probably all share that viewpoint lol.



agreed :whistling:

King of Thieves;4555697

agreed :whistling:



Let me guess - you're the king of the road aswell :lol:

robtallica;4555690

Haha sounds about right!I think the real truth is that everyone is a bad … Haha sounds about right!I think the real truth is that everyone is a bad driver - besides me.We probably all share that viewpoint lol.



Rob, your ment to say " thats cant be true your brillant :lol:"

No, you come under the same as me only good when noone else is around:p

robtallica;4555725

Let me guess - you're the king of the road aswell :lol:



I try to be, but it's hard when the person in the passenger seat starts sulking because you're not going/doing what they want.... women meh :roll:

jellybaby22;4555752

I have to agree.....Im a terrible driver...I have failed my test 5 … I have to agree.....Im a terrible driver...I have failed my test 5 times...still not passed and even managed to knock down a cyclist on my last test...not on purpose I might add



Jb, your letting the side down :whistling::p

What we must remember here is that women aren't naturally created for driving.

I mean, a washing machine or cooker for example is easy to operate-i.e. only one button/dial at a time, no harm can be done to anyone else and most women can do some other minor task at the same time such as holding a make-up item or something.

However, put a woman in a car where they have to split their brain use between road awareness, operation of the vehicle and using common sense, well, the consequences are there for us all to witness.

It all went wrong with letting them have the vote.

jellybaby22;4555787

:oops: I know but honestly....Im a danger....Im a typical woman … :oops: I know but honestly....Im a danger....Im a typical woman driver......:p



PMSL!!, your still not ment to admit it

karaokecolin;4555808

What we must remember here is that women aren't naturally created for … What we must remember here is that women aren't naturally created for driving.I mean, a washing machine or cooker for example is easy to operate-i.e. only one button/dial at a time, no harm can be done to anyone else and most women can do some other minor task at the same time such as holding a make-up item or something.However, put a woman in a car where they have to split their brain use between road awareness, operation of the vehicle and using common sense, well, the consequences are there for us all to witness.It all went wrong with letting them have the vote.


I take it you're into pain then KC? !!!!! lol

snowtiger;4555862

I take it you're into pain then KC? !!!!! lol




Hiding in a trench as we speak.:-D:whistling:

jellybaby22;4555752

I have to agree.....Im a terrible driver...I have failed my test 5 … I have to agree.....Im a terrible driver...I have failed my test 5 times...still not passed and even managed to knock down a cyclist on my last test...not on purpose I might add



Oh kellybaby thats terrible

Was the car ok?

@ BB - you cheeky git. Im a great driver unlike you!

robtallica;4555902

Oh kellybaby thats terrible :(Was the car ok?@ BB - you cheeky git. Im a … Oh kellybaby thats terrible :(Was the car ok?@ BB - you cheeky git. Im a great driver unlike you!



Clean your mouth out with soap. If you can say your a good driver so can i!!
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