Why doesn't bread fit into my toaster?

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Found 3rd Jun 2010
Has bread got bigger, or have toasters got smaller.

No matter what bread I buy, it never fits!
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This toaster hasnt got DVD drive written on it has it?
Wotwot123;8756724

You're suppose to cut it into slices.


I lol'd :P
sadly it's a fact of life, i've only ever had one toaster which the bread actually fitted into
That's capitalism for you I'm afraid...
Wotwot123;8756724

You're suppose to cut it into slices.



I have to do everything?
Bread has got bigger, I recently had to buy a bigger toaster due to this, or maybe it's because i'm a fat *******!!
master_chief;8756737

That's capitalism for you I'm afraid...



Socialism more like! I'm just surprised I haven't gone on strike yet!
cant cut bread to the right size to put in a toaster how I laughed


typical tory voter,should get mater,pater or nanny to show you how...
mrman007;8756751

Bread has got bigger, I recently had to buy a bigger toaster due to this, … Bread has got bigger, I recently had to buy a bigger toaster due to this, or maybe it's because i'm a fat *******!!



And why do [SIZE="6"]I have to[/SIZE] spread Peanut butter, Chocolate and icecream on the toast? What is wrong with technology?
boothy;8756757

cant cut bread to the right size to put in a toaster how I laughedtypical … cant cut bread to the right size to put in a toaster how I laughedtypical tory voter,should get mater,pater or nanny to show you how...




You mean you have to cut your own bread? Next you'll be telling me you it's made from flour and water!

You kidder you!
Wotwot123;8756811

Next, we'll all be sleeping with the same sex.Oh wait



I think thats what the title of this thread is about...
Wotwot123;8756811

Next, we'll all be sleeping with the same sex.Oh wait



I haven't 'ignored' you yet, because you're funny, silly, crap at finances, and bit strange in terms of insurance. But continually suggesting my fiance is a man will get a pair of hairy balls in your mouth. And I don't mean mine.

Ah, fudge it, I'll ignore you anyway!
IGNORED.
JonnyTwoToes;8756889

I haven't 'ignored' you yet, because your funny, silly, crap at finances, … I haven't 'ignored' you yet, because your funny, silly, crap at finances, and bit strange in terms of insurance. But continually suggesting my fiance is a man with get a pair of hairy balls in your mouth. And I don't mean mine.Ah, fudge it, I'll ignore you anyway!IGNORED.



another set of real tears
boothy;8756900

another set of real tears



And you Queen lover.

IGNORED.
So, about my bread!
boothy;8756757

cant cut bread to the right size to put in a toaster how I laughed



So when you're making toast you think you should have to cut the bread first:?

I agree it's silly, the last 3 toasters I've had have not been big enough. I'll take a slice of Warburtons with me next time i buy one:idea:
jtx;8756923

So when you're making toast you think you should have to cut the bread … So when you're making toast you think you should have to cut the bread first:?:




When it's an uncut loaf then yes :thumbsup:
So you're actually supposed to cut the bread first?
JonnyTwoToes;8756909

So, about my bread!



think i have worked the consipracy out. Warboutons, hovis '(well you know the bread companies) have bought shares in the toaster companys. Then cahnge the size of their slices so everyone goes and buys a new toaster.

Bet you a tenner this time next year sliced bread will be bloody massive and our toasters will take up 50% of our kicthens
give it a few months and the bread will fit as most product sizes are being reduced (packaging & price isnt!).
why use a toaster when you can use a grill and have one less appliance in the kitchen?
Alfonse;8758613

why use a toaster when you can use a grill and have one less appliance in … why use a toaster when you can use a grill and have one less appliance in the kitchen?


indeed, why have a kettle when you can use the stove :-D
ErrorOperator;8757604

think i have worked the consipracy out. Warboutons, hovis '(well you know … think i have worked the consipracy out. Warboutons, hovis '(well you know the bread companies) have bought shares in the toaster companys. Then cahnge the size of their slices so everyone goes and buys a new toaster.Bet you a tenner this time next year sliced bread will be bloody massive and our toasters will take up 50% of our kicthens



That makes perfect sense.

csiman;8758531

give it a few months and the bread will fit as most product sizes are … give it a few months and the bread will fit as most product sizes are being reduced (packaging & price isnt!).



Warburtons do a smaller loaf - but it's too small. More like croutons!

Alfonse;8758613

why use a toaster when you can use a grill and have one less appliance in … why use a toaster when you can use a grill and have one less appliance in the kitchen?



Toast isn't toast unless it's done both sides. I'm doing my bit for the environment speeding up the process in a toaster.


I actually got a bit stuck last night so had a kitchen stinking of burnt toast. It's not the easiest toaster to get clean either! I might have to stick to bread. Any tried the result of Mirowaved bread?
JonnyTwoToes;8758955

Toast isn't toast unless it's done both sides. I'm doing my bit for the … Toast isn't toast unless it's done both sides. I'm doing my bit for the environment speeding up the process in a toaster.



lol then turn it over

do toasters use less energy than a gas grill? :? srs question btw taking into account the per unit of electricity compared to gas etc
Alfonse;8758966

lol then turn it overdo toasters use less energy than a gas grill? :? srs … lol then turn it overdo toasters use less energy than a gas grill? :? srs question btw taking into account the per unit of electricity compared to gas etc



Turning over the bread takes twice as long. Therefore at least twice as much electricity. If it's gas, then that is a lot more expensive than electricity anyway.
wow, just wow, it must be very quiet on the political front
have french toast.
why would anyone buy a toaster that doesnt fit the bread that they buy?

1 person has even bought 3 itt

maybe save a little more money and buy a decent toaster instead of the budget range, ive never had a problem and i eat wedges of bread or should i say toast
JonnyTwoToes;8759612

Turning over the bread takes twice as long. Therefore at least twice as … Turning over the bread takes twice as long. Therefore at least twice as much electricity. If it's gas, then that is a lot more expensive than electricity anyway.



gas is instant heat and hotter, have tested this and I can toast bread much quicker than an electric toaster, also you would have to evaluate how many units of gas and electricity you use for each then compare the cost........
Alfonse;8760125

gas is instant heat and hotter, have tested this and I can toast bread … gas is instant heat and hotter, have tested this and I can toast bread much quicker than an electric toaster, also you would have to evaluate how many units of gas and electricity you use for each then compare the cost........



A lot of lost energy on the surrounding areas.

Maybe a gas toaster is the way forward. Are they available?
JonnyTwoToes;8761644

A lot of lost energy on the surrounding areas.Maybe a gas toaster is the … A lot of lost energy on the surrounding areas.Maybe a gas toaster is the way forward. Are they available?


Nearest to that is an open fire
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