Why He Had to Change Hotels Last Week

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Found 30th Sep 2009
Last week, a man checked into a hotel in Las Vegas, and was a bit lonely. He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books, like escorts and such."

He looked through the phone book, and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture !! He figured, what the heck, give her a call.

"Hello," the woman says . . God, she sounded sexy!

Afraid he would lose his nerve if he hesitated he rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone, and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything !! Now, how does that sound ?'



She says, 'That sounds fantastic Mr. Johnson, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'

6 Comments

This was posted last week I think

:lol:

Original Poster

:oops:

rwm24;6443022

This was posted last week I think



probably by me:oops:

skusey;6443037

:oops:probably by me:oops:



i think it was lol xxx

yess!! i read it first time you posted it, !But dont worry i laughed just as much reading it again!

Lol!!!!
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