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    Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

    It's
    always erect,
    Stays up for 12 days and nights,

    Has cute balls,

    And looks good with the lights
    on!

    Wishing you a very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year

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    Quite funny, although, why did you rip the **** out of yourself :thinking:

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    dontdothatagain;3794117

    Quite funny, although, why did you rip the **** out of yourself :thinking:



    save others doing it:thumbsup:

    :lol: good one and sadly all too true in most cases

    Funny...... Anyone got more christmas jokes?? ........ Need a laugh.

    good one:-D:-D

    ^^^^^^^ you made me spit my wine carley :w00t::giggle:

    :thumbsup:
    But don't forget -- you can have too much of a good thing;-)

    women are like mobile phones

    wifes are on contract and a prostitute is on pay-as-you-go

    How does Father Christmas take photos?


    With his North Polearoid

    What does santa's wife always say to him?

    Don't go out in the rain dear :-D

    Funny jokes EVERYONE!!..............how come i never heard of them before ???!!
    KEEP THEM COMING...........

    fireheaven;3794177

    :lol: good one and sadly all too true in most cases



    I hope that doesn't include me......I'd be more than happy to prove myself. :thumbsup:

    bigbob909;3795138

    women are like mobile phoneswifes are on contract and a prostitute is on … women are like mobile phoneswifes are on contract and a prostitute is on pay-as-you-go



    I dunno about that but I know quite a lot of people that would emphatically agree with you. :giggle:

    MORE4;3795477

    What does santa's wife always say to him?Don't go out in the rain dear :-D



    As cheesy as that was.....it actually made me chuckle. :-D
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