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    Why is it?

    When I have no many to spend, there are delicious deals posted all over this site tugging at my credit card.
    Now I have 3 K burning a hole in my bank account and am in the market for a new 40" Telly, Xbox, Wii, a desktop and two 24" monitors, there isnt a decent deal to be spotted.

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    if u have ever considered donating before...i would recomment £1k is donated to me....my grandma is dying and would like to go on holiday...please dont take away her last dying wish...we would pay for her holiday but whole family is broke coz my granddad needed a hip replacement privately.

    thanks dkls i know you will do the right thing......

    Feel free to send some my way, i'm skint.

    ChipSticks;3622952

    Feel free to send some my way, i'm skint.



    nice try chip but i got my grandmas sob story in there first!

    acecatcher3;3622975

    nice try chip but i got my grandmas sob story in there first!



    if that fails on this occasion, try auditioning for xfactor 09 :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    Sorry only do animal charities, anyone got a lame donkey in dire need?
    I dont a warm inner glow at my generosity, I want quality electricals made my people with small hands in teh far east.

    DKLS;3623011

    Sorry only do animal charities, anyone got a lame donkey in dire need?I … Sorry only do animal charities, anyone got a lame donkey in dire need?I dont a warm inner glow at my generosity, I want quality electricals made my people with small hands in teh far east.



    Hand Sizest....... much?

    acecatcher3;3622975

    nice try chip but i got my grandmas sob story in there first!



    Well my grandma is also dying, she wants a holiday too, her 5th husband cant help because he has an ingrown toenail and carpal tunnel syndrome. She needs the money to have her pet hamsters foot replaced with a bionic one whilst she is away in New Zealand.

    Thanks.

    MinstrelMan;3623018

    Hand Sizest....... much?



    lol trust u to b defending them!

    aye i can imagine doing the whole "my grandmas ill" routing and gettin the sob music...then ill need one more yes and ill shed a few tears....ill get a no and smash cheryl cole in the face then stone cold stunner that tony guy.

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    MinstrelMan;3623018

    Hand Sizest....... much?



    Sorry In -joke :whistling:
    You know, those nimble fingered types that are good at squeezing in tech to small places.

    ChipSticks;3623043

    Well my grandma is also dying, she wants a holiday too, her 5th husband … Well my grandma is also dying, she wants a holiday too, her 5th husband cant help because he has an ingrown toenail and carpal tunnel syndrome. She needs the money to have her pet hamsters foot replaced with a bionic one whilst she is away in New Zealand.Thanks.



    ye but my grandma is pregnant with my kid so.........

    DKLS;3623011

    Sorry only do animal charities, anyone got a lame donkey in dire need?




    i'm an Ass and i'm pretty lame.

    please giff me monies

    acecatcher3;3623046

    lol trust u to b defending them!aye i can imagine doing the whole "my … lol trust u to b defending them!aye i can imagine doing the whole "my grandmas ill" routing and gettin the sob music...then ill need one more yes and ill shed a few tears....ill get a no and smash cheryl cole in the face then stone cold stunner that tony guy.



    I'm actually a dwarf with the worlds biggest hands, like the tango man! :thumbsup:

    back on topic, OP give me 3K and I'll sort out everything on that list for you :thumbsup:

    Titchimp;3623061

    i'm an Ass and i'm pretty lame. please giff me monies



    Sir Lolz-a-lot! :thumbsup:

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    Titchimp;3623061

    i'm an Ass and i'm pretty lame. please giff me monies



    Are you prepared to sit on my TV stand all day, and keep me entertained on an evening?

    this is know as the oh blast law

    DKLS;3623085

    Are you prepared to sit on my TV stand all day, and keep me entertained … Are you prepared to sit on my TV stand all day, and keep me entertained on an evening?


    It depends, is the stand like a pole? Or a proper table top?

    snowtiger;3623143

    this is know as the oh blast law



    or Murphys Law :thumbsup:

    acecatcher3;3623058

    ye but my grandma is pregnant with my kid so.........



    Wrong diddly wrong wrong!!

    go scrub yourself down.

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    MinstrelMan;3623075

    back on topic, OP give me 3K and I'll sort out everything on that list … back on topic, OP give me 3K and I'll sort out everything on that list for you :thumbsup:



    Its always the same, when I dont have the money I crave something, when I do, I go off stuff, might be tempted to pay 10% of total costs for someone else to sort it all for me.

    In fact I need a PA to organise my life, Minstrels how do you look in a skirt?

    DKLS;3623194

    Its always the same, when I dont have the money I crave something, when I … Its always the same, when I dont have the money I crave something, when I do, I go off stuff, might be tempted to pay 10% of total costs for someone else to sort it all for me.In fact I need a PA to organise my life, Minstrels how do you look in a skirt?



    I look awesome, and lets face it waaaaaay outta your league :lol:

    PM me your email addy and I'll send you the pics...... serious :thumbsup:

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    MinstrelMan;3623222

    I look awesome, and lets face it waaaaaay outta your league :lol:PM me … I look awesome, and lets face it waaaaaay outta your league :lol:PM me your email addy and I'll send you the pics...... serious :thumbsup:



    I only want eye candy as a PA, nothing more the fiance would kill me, in fact on that point I would be better off with the pregnant granny. Cant have a PA more attractive than the fiance.

    Anyone got the phone number of the granny?, as long as she doesnt dribble she should be fine.

    DKLS;3623249

    I only want eye candy as a PA, nothing more the fiance would kill me, in … I only want eye candy as a PA, nothing more the fiance would kill me, in fact on that point I would be better off with the pregnant granny. Cant have a PA more attractive than the fiance.



    are you implying there's no in-between regarding your fiance and a pregnant granny? lets hope she never comes on here otherwise she'll be feeding you your own knackers! (which would be an awesome party trick) :thumbsup:

    ChipSticks;3623170

    Wrong diddly wrong wrong!!go scrub yourself down.:p



    lol do u think my family can afford for me to have a wash...that uses water and my next scheduled bath date is boxing day.

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    MinstrelMan;3623274

    are you implying there's no in-between regarding your fiance and a … are you implying there's no in-between regarding your fiance and a pregnant granny? lets hope she never comes on here otherwise she'll be feeding you your own knackers! (which would be an awesome party trick) :thumbsup:



    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    As to the feeding, its a blatant design flaw in the male skeleton, 1 too many vertabrae :whistling:

    DKLS;3623294

    As to the feeding, its a blatant design flaw in the male skeleton, 1 too … As to the feeding, its a blatant design flaw in the male skeleton, 1 too many vertabrae :whistling:



    I'm worried as to the depth you've thought about this :thinking:

    acecatcher3;3623281

    lol do u think my family can afford for me to have a wash...that uses … lol do u think my family can afford for me to have a wash...that uses water and my next scheduled bath date is boxing day.



    Ok, go watch the sound of music instead, guaranteed to purify even the dirtiest of souls!

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    MinstrelMan;3623329

    I'm worried as to the depth you've thought about this :thinking:



    Too long working with Hospital Consultants, was discussing this very subject with a pathologist last week, the male spine isnt designed to bend that far!
    I reckon there would be a lot less wars in the world, if men had 1 less vertabrae.

    ChipSticks;3623382

    Ok, go watch the sound of music instead, guaranteed to purify even the … Ok, go watch the sound of music instead, guaranteed to purify even the dirtiest of souls!



    i am 16 going on 17....

    acecatcher3;3623505

    i am 16 going on 17....



    Fellows you meet may tell you you're sweet...

    And willingly you'll believe...

    fnar fnar lol

    Original Poster

    Still no deals, If no good deals by the end of the week, sod it I am off to Barbados.

    acecatcher3;3622949

    if u have ever considered donating before...i would recomment £1k is … if u have ever considered donating before...i would recomment £1k is donated to me....my grandma is dying and would like to go on holiday...please dont take away her last dying wish...we would pay for her holiday but whole family is broke coz my granddad needed a hip replacement privately.thanks dkls i know you will do the right thing......



    Hay, she's come back to life, brilliant!!! ;-)

    DKLS;3623563

    Still no deals, If no good deals by the end of the week, sod it I am off … Still no deals, If no good deals by the end of the week, sod it I am off to Barbados.



    Hold hard dude, come the sales all your deams will come true!!!!!!!! :-D

    ChipSticks;3623524

    Fellows you meet may tell you you're sweet...And willingly you'll … Fellows you meet may tell you you're sweet...And willingly you'll believe...fnar fnar lol



    sounds like the kinda film that can **** you up if you been smoking dangerous leaves :?

    MinstrelMan;3623602

    sounds like the kinda film that can **** you up if you been smoking … sounds like the kinda film that can **** you up if you been smoking dangerous leaves :?



    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is more dangerous!

    Trickyjabs;3623599

    Hold hard dude, come the sales all your deams will come true!!!!!!!! :-D



    but you miss all the xmas tv, like ET and Great Escape on the new telly..... thats practically its christening :thumbsup:

    ChipSticks;3623610

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is more dangerous!



    i remember watching that as a 8 year old on boxing day, I ended up throughing my brand new "buckaroo" game at it....... it did strange things to my head that film :x

    My mum Died last Jan.. no joke... so feel free to donate the cash to me, I know I would spend it no probs lol

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    Trickyjabs;3623599

    Hold hard dude, come the sales all your deams will come true!!!!!!!! :-D



    Might just have to, as there is nothing happening on the deals front.

    angelwithdirtyw;3623669

    My mum Died last Jan.. no joke... so feel free to donate the cash to me, … My mum Died last Jan.. no joke... so feel free to donate the cash to me, I know I would spend it no probs lol



    my mum is still alive...can i get an air 5?

    Original Poster

    Still not donating to good causes might have to come back in a week and pretend I havent got any money, that way there should be a shed load of great deals.
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