Why men are never depressed ??

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Found 23rd Sep 2008
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? lol .. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding suit £150 from Burtons. Tux rental-£200. People never stare at your chest when youre talking to them. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can do your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

& my oh my how we love you all for it ! :-)

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its a wonderfull world:thumbsup: life is to short to get depressed:roll:

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lol

No more to add to that tbh lol..

Sloth/Mod

Why joke in the tags?? It's all true :-D

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mr miagi;3031223

its a wonderfull world:thumbsup: life is to short to get depressed:roll:


.. so why did you make me so sad ? ? :-(
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snowtiger;3031256

.. so why did you make me so sad ? ? … .. so why did you make me so sad ? ? :-(http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3019906&postcount=1561

didnt realise i did. soz :thumbsup:

Title ought to be 'Why men SHOULDN'T get depressed'. Even though they have it much easier than woman a lot of them are still miserable s*ds! ;-)

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mr miagi;3031300

didnt realise i did. soz :thumbsup:


lmao :friends:only playing

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scabbers;3031334

Title ought to be 'Why men SHOULDN'T get depressed'. Even though they … Title ought to be 'Why men SHOULDN'T get depressed'. Even though they have it much easier than woman a lot of them are still miserable s*ds! ;-)


LOL

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