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    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

    Men Are Just Happier People--
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can never be pregnant.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You don't have to stop and think of

    which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    People never stare at your chest
    when you're talking to them.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    Your underwear is £5.50 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes
    -- one colour for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
    You have freedom of choice growing a moustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
    No wonder men are happier.

    22 Comments

    Original Poster

    in B4 the welcome back sarcasm

    welcome back? Where u been? Good one tho!

    Banned

    skusey;4508164

    in B4 the welcome back sarcasm



    Have you been away?

    Haven't been on much recently.... just the odd couple of minutes here and there.

    WB Skusey :thumbsup:

    skusey;4508164

    in B4 the welcome back sarcasm



    Edit - I was being genuine

    lol if my legs had big warts??

    that made me smile.. thank you

    Original Poster

    guv;4508179

    Have you been away?Haven't been on much recently.... just the odd couple … Have you been away?Haven't been on much recently.... just the odd couple of minutes here and there.



    my reputation has been stained again, if you know what I mean:oops:

    Original Poster

    guv;4508179

    Have you been away?Haven't been on much recently.... just the odd couple … Have you been away?Haven't been on much recently.... just the odd couple of minutes here and there.



    suspended for calling a troll a door handle (or similar);-)

    skusey;4508207

    supended for calling a troll a door handle (or similar);-)



    But you changed that straight away?

    Banned

    the same reason men die earlier without a women, and women live longer without a man

    Original Poster

    DAMNOME;4508217

    But you changed that straight away?



    pardon?

    You called someone a knob?... but edited it - or so I thought that's what i saw?

    Banned

    skusey;4508197

    my reputation has been stained again, if you know what I mean:oops:



    Didnt know.

    At least it made someone very happy. (As sad as that is!)

    ahh so thats why! :thumbsup:

    guv;4508267

    Didnt know.At least it made someone very happy. (As sad as that is!)



    Well I laughed - it was pretty funny

    Original Poster

    DAMNOME;4508261

    You called someone a knob?... but edited it - or so I thought that's what … You called someone a knob?... but edited it - or so I thought that's what i saw?



    worse that threatening someone, lets not start that again;-)

    skusey;4508282

    worse that threatening someone, lets not start that again;-)



    No - try and stick around a bit longer tonight :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    DAMNOME;4508287

    No - try and stick around a bit longer tonight :thumbsup:



    why, whats happening?
    same old, same old I suspect



    The only thing that changes is the red crosses instead of smilies

    Lol - have you ever felt that a stranger can know you and your personal business too well Skusey?

    ClarityofMind;4508189

    that made me smile.. thank you



    Made me depressed! Lol

    welcome back x x x

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


    Too true!!

    Welcome back.:thumbsup:
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