Why men don't talk in toilets

    I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked.
    So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
    A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?" Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo...How about yourself?"
    The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d/head in the loo next to me answering everything I say."



    Now is that a true story or a joke?

    lol how embrassing

    happens all the time in MK..there bogs are for sitting down to use mobiles

    thats pretty funny :giggle:


    lol @ birdyboy :giggle:



    Thats the funniest thing I have read on here:giggle:

    Had me in tears:)

    lol .


    made me laugh anyhow!!!!!! birdyboy:giggle:

    very funny, just got asked what i was laughing at

    Lol, Funniest **** I Have Heard On This Board So Far

    That's the funniest thing I've read for ages! ! !

    but then again women arent as daft as men !!!!!:whistling:


    but then again women arent as daft as men !!!!!:whistling:

    I'd comment but it's too close to valentine's day. :-D

    Almost as old as:

    Two eggs in a frying pan, one turns to the other and says "Wow it's getting hot in here!" the other replies "OH MY GOD A TALKING EGG!”

    Can’t beat the classics :lol:
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