Found 5th Nov 2008
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day
but had not phoned in sick .

Needing to have an urgent problem with one of
the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number
and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your
Mummy there?' ' Yes ' 'May I talk with her?

Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered
answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they
searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' ME . '

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Lmao.

lololololol!! :giggle: :giggle:

Lmao - that's really good :giggle:........Sadie!......I haven't seen ya around for ages, hope everythings ok with you hun xx

Is it wrong of me to say I'd already posted? But it's a good one worth repeating!

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Is it wrong of me to say I'd already posted? But it's a good one worth … Is it wrong of me to say I'd already posted? But it's a good one worth repeating!http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/253754/why-parents-drink/



sorry :-D i dont like to see jokes reposted either :oops:

mods feel free to delete :thumbsup:

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sorry :-D i dont like to see jokes reposted either :oops:mods feel free … sorry :-D i dont like to see jokes reposted either :oops:mods feel free to delete :thumbsup:


Please don't delete, because all the new joiners will have missed it and it is really nice to share some laughter!

thats great!

really very funny!!

Great had me laughing lots:)

lou ya bugga i thought that was serious lmao very funny loooool
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