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    Why Parents Drink !! Joke

    I don't usually post jokes, but I laughed at this e-mail this morning!!

    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

    'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
    ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
    May I talk with him?'
    The child whispered, ' No .'
    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes '
    'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
    ' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman . '
    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
    ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.
    'Busy doing what?'
    ' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
    ' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
    'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,
    ' The search team just landed a helicopter '

    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'



    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
    ' ME . '

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    lol thats funny :thumbsup:

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    I don't get it.

    There's no mention of why parent's drink.

    nice one lol x x x x x

    Very funny, but I don't get the connection with drink. :thumbsup:

    having kids like that would make you start drinking

    very funny ~ only parents would get it , me thinks:-D

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    guv;4319730

    I don't get it.There's no mention of why parent's drink.



    Jumpingphil;4319733

    Very funny, but I don't get the connection with drink. :thumbsup:



    Behave!!:-D

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    chesso;4319808

    Behave!!:-D



    That would be no fun though!:whistling:

    that made me lolllll

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    guv;4319842

    That would be no fun though!:whistling:


    I myself find that it is possible to have fun and be good, with a little creative thinking.;-)
    Any special codes for me? I feel left out.

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    chesso;4319895

    I myself find that it is possible to have fun and be good, with a little … I myself find that it is possible to have fun and be good, with a little creative thinking.;-)Any special codes for me? I feel left out.



    I have a learning difficulty (allegedly), so its going to be a problem.

    Think I can help you out with a code though. 69 is a good one!:p

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    guv;4319957

    I have a learning difficulty (allegedly), so its going to be a … I have a learning difficulty (allegedly), so its going to be a problem.Think I can help you out with a code though. 69 is a good one!:p


    * :lol: @ learning difficulty *
    I'll do what I can with that code:-D
    :thumbsup:

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    chesso;4320153

    * :lol: @ learning difficulty *I'll do what I can with that code:-D … * :lol: @ learning difficulty *I'll do what I can with that code:-D :thumbsup:



    I thought of you a few minutes ago..... Something sleeping in my back garden in the sun, underneath my Satellite Dish.

    Proof? I took the photo's. Will upload for you later..... BRB....... kick off......Spurs got a corner... (Hey thats a good start!!!)

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    guv;4320170

    I thought of you a few minutes ago..... Something sleeping in my back … I thought of you a few minutes ago..... Something sleeping in my back garden in the sun, underneath my Satellite Dish.Proof? I took the photo's. Will upload for you later..... BRB....... kick off......Spurs got a corner... (Hey thats a good start!!!)



    I hope it's a vulpine creature and not something manky:roll:
    Looking forwards to the pic. :-D

    I'm thinking - Spurs and Wales double for this afternoon.:thumbsup:

    lol!

    Reminds me of the time when, heavily pregnant with my second child, I was having a quick bath when suddenly the room was filled with numerous burly firefighters. My then five yr old son had decided whilst Mummy was in the bath would be a great time to call the fire brigade and announce we had a fire.

    I might not have minded so many fit men in my bathroom at once if I hadn't have been so heavily pregnant lol

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    ClarityofMind;4320300

    lol!Reminds me of the time when, heavily pregnant with my second child, I … lol!Reminds me of the time when, heavily pregnant with my second child, I was having a quick bath when suddenly the room was filled with numerous burly firefighters. My then five yr old son had decided whilst Mummy was in the bath would be a great time to call the fire brigade and announce we had a fire. I might not have minded so many fit men in my bathroom at once if I hadn't have been so heavily pregnant lol



    OMG - could have brought on an early labour!!

    chesso;4320349

    OMG - could have brought on an early labour!!



    wow, was that what did it? lol

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    ClarityofMind;4320368

    wow, was that what did it? lol



    Well now, I hoping that it was:p:-D

    chesso;4320391

    Well now, I hoping that it was:p:-D



    I'll leave it up to you to imagine ;-)

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    ClarityofMind;4320404

    I'll leave it up to you to imagine ;-)


    Oh dear, it's going to get all mixed up in my mind with the code that guv ^^ gave me.:thinking::-D

    chesso;4320474

    Oh dear, it's going to get all mixed up in my mind with the code that guv … Oh dear, it's going to get all mixed up in my mind with the code that guv ^^ gave me.:thinking::-D



    lol!

    Aren't sundays great?

    I'm gonna shut up now before I get in trouble. :roll:

    Have a lovely day xx

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    very funny chesso, but being a parent i got to "The search team just landed a helicopter " and knew what the ending was going to be - lol

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    chesso;4320195

    I hope it's a vulpine creature and not something manky:roll:Looking … I hope it's a vulpine creature and not something manky:roll:Looking forwards to the pic. :-D



    http://geteven.biz/hukd/fox1.png

    http://geteven.biz/hukd/fox.jpg


    I'm thinking - Spurs and Wales double for this afternoon.:thumbsup:



    Hope so.

    Enjoying it so far. All I need is a goal. Only looks one likely winner. All I am saying - is give us a goal. (For us!!)

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    sassie;4320531

    very funny chesso, but being a parent i got to "The search team just … very funny chesso, but being a parent i got to "The search team just landed a helicopter " and knew what the ending was going to be - lol


    You're always much quicker to the punch-line than me:-D

    guv;4320591

    Hope so.Enjoying it so far. All I need is a goal. Only looks one likely … Hope so.Enjoying it so far. All I need is a goal. Only looks one likely winner. All I am saying - is give us a goal. (For us!!)


    Fingers crossed then.
    Nice pic guv :thumbsup:
    Ah - warm sunny spot. If that was my garden the hunt would have been tearing through here last weekend from across the road.
    Long-term planning for the garden is an Easter Island theme?

    Guv, thats a beautiful pic of a fox!

    Sometimes when I come home late(ish) at night we have a beautiful fox that must live nearby somewhere, I have been seeing him for at least the past couple of years and believe it or not in height he is almost the size of our staffie!

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    chesso;4320891

    Fingers crossed then.



    Same old.... lucky lucky Arsenal.

    Nice pic guv :thumbsup:



    Focus a bit blurred - but I've got an excuse.... double glazing!

    Ah - warm sunny spot. If that was my garden the hunt would have been … Ah - warm sunny spot. If that was my garden the hunt would have been tearing through here last weekend from across the road.



    Luckily, we're not as savage in this neck of the woods!:whistling:

    Long-term planning for the garden is an Easter Island theme?



    HUKDs are to blame for that. £30 Tesco Direct!:p

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    ClarityofMind;4320964

    Guv, thats a beautiful pic of a fox!Sometimes when I come home late(ish) … Guv, thats a beautiful pic of a fox!Sometimes when I come home late(ish) at night we have a beautiful fox that must live nearby somewhere, I have been seeing him for at least the past couple of years and believe it or not in height he is almost the size of our staffie!



    Not sure if its the same one, but I took a pic of one last year. Really was a nice one. A bit behind the dish is a 12 ' x 10' shed. It was sleeping in the roof. God knows how it got up there! Think I posted it before... I'll see if I can find it!

    He he he, very good chesso :giggle:

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    guv;4321125

    Same old.... lucky lucky Arsenal.[COLOR="DarkRed"]Arsene seems to … Same old.... lucky lucky Arsenal.[COLOR="DarkRed"]Arsene seems to disagree with your analysis[/COLOR]Focus a bit blurred - but I've got an excuse.... double glazing![COLOR="darkred"]Thought you might have been down the pub again.:p[/COLOR]Luckily, we're not as savage in this neck of the woods!:whistling:[COLOR="darkred"]Unless there's a parking space.[/COLOR]HUKDs are to blame for that. £30 Tesco Direct!:p[COLOR="darkred"]'Create your own enigma' !![/COLOR]

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