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    why so much hate, sort my love life out, i'm leaving this site for good.

    not had one of the above for a while.

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    well funny u should post that..............................no I cant....................I shouldnt......................he might read it......................but......oooohhhh dont know what to do MB.................please help me............brb getting some tissues as cant stop crying............its just awful.......someone help me.

    X)

    I think we should all club together and get Mcvb1 a girlfriend. Koreanmailorderbrides.com has vouchers.

    okay am gonna spill the beans. He has a genuine phobia about dairy produce - hates the stuff (he once had a nightmare he was drowning in a sea of butter) and butter is a swear word to him. We had an argument and I smeared a chunk of Lurpak over his head - he left me.


    he came back ten mins later though cause the Rugby was on and his mum doesnt have Sky

    bossyboots

    okay am gonna spill the beans. He has a genuine phobia about dairy … okay am gonna spill the beans. He has a genuine phobia about dairy produce - hates the stuff (he once had a nightmare he was drowning in a sea of butter) and butter is a swear word to him. We had an argument and I smeared a chunk of Lurpak over his head - he left me.



    Pmsl

    Original Poster

    haha u gals are funny!!

    seriously though, need more epic threads...where are the random losers?!

    Original Poster

    BB u know this place so well!! love the butter episode...u forgot the chickens though.....i be joking!

    Peterdj41

    Pmsl



    me too just thinking about it! and the cringy thing is - that is all very true! we did have an argument, and i did lob some Lurpak at him - and he did storm off X) was months back - and think we had only been married couple of months!!!

    My phobia is wiping a cloth on a carpet OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH just cant stand that and eeeeeeeee makes my teeth go all funny - so when I annoy him, he gets a cloth and starts rubbing the carpet with it like some **** wit and it gets to me so much - I go and put some drawing pins down his side of the bed

    Original Poster

    haha BB u make me laugh...u threw lurpak at him! haha.....hope u got him!

    cloth on carpet makes noise???? seriously? so i have a vision of u and Mr BB, u vexed at each other...one os lobbing packs of lurpak at the other whilst he is furiously rubbing a cloth on a carpet!!

    magicbeans

    haha BB u make me laugh...u threw lurpak at him! haha.....hope u got … haha BB u make me laugh...u threw lurpak at him! haha.....hope u got him!cloth on carpet makes noise???? seriously? so i have a vision of u and Mr BB, u vexed at each other...one os lobbing packs of lurpak at the other whilst he is furiously rubbing a cloth on a carpet!!



    lol I was reading that and drinking my mug of tea and spluttered it over table with laughing!!!! Yip - he has this thing about dairy produce ESPECIALLY butter. Apparently when he was a young nipper his mum was melting butter on cooker and it spilled on him X) and he said it went up his nostrils X) and has had this phobia ever since. OMG he would absolutely throttle me if he knew I was posting this loooooooool.

    As you know, he is a funeral director and a few times on his works night out where there is a buffet - he asks "do the sandwiches have butter on them?" and I just lmao! But his workmates are like "huh" and I take great pleasure in telling them!!

    Ive had a good time lol, got bored, trolled a bit, annoyed some people, was awesome

    micoo

    Ive had a good time lol, got bored, trolled a bit, annoyed some people, … Ive had a good time lol, got bored, trolled a bit, annoyed some people, was awesome



    go rub a cloth on the carpet and tell me if it had any effect on your teeth X)

    Banned

    My husbands left me again.

    Whats the point. Im just sat here alone. at christmas.

    why me?

    Original Poster

    aww bles thats such a cute story actually BB....seriously he cant eat sandwiches with butter in them??? that must be tough!! blesssss!!

    micoo when did u troll? when u pretneded to bake a cake?

    might go bed....am up with my daughter..she is teething and has a fever but looking like she wants to lie down soon.

    Original Poster

    VB1 why u zoomed into one fella? or is that HUKD being gay

    Original Poster

    oh its HUKD...i thought u liked the guy in the left....a lot!

    Banned

    MY SON DOESNT LIKE ANIMALS

    vibeone

    MY SON DOESNT LIKE ANIMALS



    that was an absolute classic X)

    seriously though, I MADE THAT CAKE oO

    I'm hungry, where's micoo?

    angelfairee

    I'm hungry, where's micoo?



    im not making you a sandwich

    Original Poster

    haha legendary threads...rmbr the one thatwe should donate money to HUKD?

    and diabetic guys's thread about the bleach bottle he purchased that was open and thus leaked.

    magicbeans

    haha legendary threads...rmbr the one thatwe should donate money to … haha legendary threads...rmbr the one thatwe should donate money to HUKD?and diabetic guys's thread about the bleach bottle he purchased that was open and thus leaked.



    or that thread from the mother of a 4yr old who didnt want her daughter going on a nursery trip because something was gonna happen to her oO

    magicbeans

    haha legendary threads...rmbr the one thatwe should donate money to … haha legendary threads...rmbr the one thatwe should donate money to HUKD?and diabetic guys's thread about the bleach bottle he purchased that was open and thus leaked.



    X) the guy that came on looking for advise with some girl at school he liked, he got all upset when people said he didnt look like brad pitt and resorted to posting pics of him topless next to pics of brad pitt topless, when it was pointed out there were no similarities he went absolutely nuts and got owned by about 6 different people X) the girl looked like a proper self harmer emo too oO

    that was my fav
    Edited by: "micoo" 3rd Sep 2010

    micoo

    im not making you a sandwich



    Godsake. But you're so good at it.

    Make yourself useful you overgrown moron.

    Original Poster

    haha i bumped a thread with some of these awesome threads....two old skool bumps.... might get into troubles!

    angelfairee

    Godsake. But you're so good at it.Make yourself useful you overgrown … Godsake. But you're so good at it.Make yourself useful you overgrown moron.



    i a very talented man, but i cba making you a sandwich tonight

    maybe another time

    Banned

    You should add "I put milk on my cereals" in the title to highlight even more lameness. (Serious)

    brb buying a cake from iceland and putting my username on it!

    You're not going anywhere magic

    micoo

    X) the guy that came on looking for advise with some girl at school he … X) the guy that came on looking for advise with some girl at school he liked, he got all upset when people said he didnt look like brad pitt and resorted to posting pics of him topless next to pics of brad pitt topless, when it was pointed out there were no similarities he went absolutely nuts and got owned by about 6 different people X) the girl looked like a proper self harmer emo too oOthat was my fav



    http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/epicfail12.jpg


    that was the most epic thread EVER!!!
    Edited by: "ilovepink" 3rd Sep 2010

    Banned

    I might ask the mods for permission to re-release an all-time classic VB1 Thread.

    VB1: Child Abuse or Murder - Whats worse.

    What could possibly go wrong?!

    ilovepink

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/cant-believe-ive-got-to-do-it/405498FOR … http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/cant-believe-ive-got-to-do-it/405498FOR THE LULZ



    classic thread backfire X)
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