Why women are happy!!!

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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

We never e*******e prematurely.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

When we buy a v******r it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.

We got off the Titanic first.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil.

Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.

We can sleep our way to the top.

Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

16 Comments

nice very well done.
Got some more for ya
Don't worry about going bald and MULTIPLE ORGASMS

And also...actually I will just keep my mouth firmly shut!

dontdothatagain;2585486

And also...actually I will just keep my mouth firmly shut!



go on you know you want to.:thumbsup:

gambo22;2585497

go on you know you want to.:thumbsup:



Nope. Dont want another suspension or even worse! BANNED!

Banned

Brilliant! I think that makes the two threads equal. :thumbsup:

Yeh! Pretty much!

Original Poster Banned

gambo22;2585481

nice very well done. Got some more for yaDon't worry about going bald and … nice very well done. Got some more for yaDon't worry about going bald and MULTIPLE ORGASMS



We are very happy, indeed :-D

u forgot, u allways get the last word

Who was that to?

dontdothatagain;2585664

Who was that to?


all women lol

Ok....:?

Original Poster Banned

intenso100;2585659

u forgot, u allways get the last word



That's for sure, you men need to be kept in your place

Only when it matters ;-)

DLM;2585778

That's for sure, you men need to be kept in your place



dontdothatagain;2585858

Only when it matters ;-)



Only when men want you to ... You've all been misled all your lives ... blame your mothers...:whistling:

You forgot the main one DLM:-

Women are happy until men come along and **** it up!

fireheaven;2586356

You forgot the main one DLM:-Women are happy until men come along and … You forgot the main one DLM:-Women are happy until men come along and **** it up!



That my dear girl can be turned on its head ..

[SIZE="4"]Men are happy until women come along and **** it up! [/SIZE]
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