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Found 25th Sep 2009
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she..

7 Comments

LOL. Wrong, but LOL.

ha ha ha...,

:w00t: :thumbsup:

Thanks Mike Don't think the wife will be pleased with this joke though

Just sent this to a friend and he thinks its very funny:):-D

lol very good

Heard it before, but still made me LOL

Lol!
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