Found 4th Sep 2008
Its a new union

Here's a few for you wonderful race of peeps



Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder'Instruction Manual.'

hehe!!!

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magicbeans;2890888

hehe!!!



Did you like that, I thought I would support you ladies for once, instead of trying to hit on them :roll:

Foosball Chum;2890832

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and … Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.



:w00t: - funny

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MissRoo;2890907

:w00t: - funny



You tried it?

Foosball Chum;2890913

You tried it?



:whistling:

no course not.

i was just expecting something else with the question, so it made me chuckle!

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MissRoo;2891034

:whistling:no course not. i was just expecting something else with the … :whistling:no course not. i was just expecting something else with the question, so it made me chuckle!



Oh what were you expecting :whistling:

Foosball Chum;2891103

Oh what were you expecting :whistling:


something clean obviously :whistling:

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MissRoo;2891182

something clean obviously :whistling:



obviously :roll: ................I think you is lying :-D

Foosball Chum;2891230

obviously :roll: ................I think you is lying :-D


mb :oops:

:w00t:

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MissRoo;2891248

mb :oops::w00t:



I can tell ;-)
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