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    A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
    'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
    'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
    'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'

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    Lmao good joke!

    Much better:thumbsup:
    It doesn't really say that though does it?

    haha....

    Again, not very good (it was okay) .... Lol, you need to get some good ones mate

    I like it - much better than the normal predictable 'women are such bad drivers' jokes

    chrysha;1845670

    I like it - much better than the normal predictable 'women are such bad … I like it - much better than the normal predictable 'women are such bad drivers' jokes



    I wish all women drivers where predictable ;-)

    Back to stereo-typical women driver jokes.....

    Amusing old Harry Enfield sketch :

    youtube.com/wat…ko4

    I also remember one of the "top tips" in Viz magazine from years ago that went along the lines of :

    "Ladies ! Next time you drive to the supermarket, remember to pack a small broom in the boot of your car. That way, you will be able to clear the glass from the pavement each time you have a minor accident !"

    Don't shoot the messenger, I think ALL women drivers are excellent of course.....

    stora;1845717

    I wish all women drivers where predictable ;-)


    I wish men were less predictable!

    chrysha;1846211

    I wish men were less predictable!



    lol

    it made me smile
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