Women's ''Clever'' Answers to Men's Pick-Up Lines ..... !!!

    Women's Clever Answers to Men's Pick-Up Lines..

    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic."

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."

    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

    Man: "What sign were you born under?"
    Woman: "No Parking."

    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."

    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized!"

    Man: "I know how to please a woman."
    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

    Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    Man: "I can tell that you want me."
    Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want leave."

    Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
    Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

    Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
    Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

    Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"


    Original Poster

    My favourite ...

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

    Original Poster

    .................... and one for the guys

    [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4]Beer Bulletin[/SIZE][/FONT]

    Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

    Nice one.

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    how about "were do you work out"

    black gerbil1;2621188

    how about "were do you work out"

    bump for answer
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