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    DON'T TAKE YOUR HAT OFF.
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    >An elderly couple, Margaret and Syd, moved to Texas .
    Syd always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, he bought them
    and
    wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and
    said to
    his wife.
    Notice anything different about me?'
    Margaret looked him over, 'Nope.'
    Frustrated, Syd stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
    back
    into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
    Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
    different NOW?'
    Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Syd, what's different? It's hanging
    down today
    , it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
    tomorrow!'
    Furious, Syd yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
    MARGARET?'
    'Nope', she replied.
    'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
    Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a
    hat,syd.

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    http://members.home.nl/twoboxers/haha.gif

    Made me chuckle! Thanks

    :giggle:

    lol...

    heh very good, maybe margaret needs to come round mine

    Its always up round mine heh heh heh
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