Workman peed on my Mums Toilet pedastal mat

32 replies
Found 22nd May 2009
My Mum had knock on door today from workman today and he come in asking about servicing the boiler.She said oh yes I had a letter about it but wondered why as she had it done recently.She showed him her boiler had already been serviced with the letter they get later on,anyway so they confused,so she goes digs out the letter that come in post and realised that while her name is correct on it,the house # is not,she didn't notice before when opening it.

Anyway he asks if he can borrow the toilet so my Mum said yes and he uses the upstairs.Anyway he leaves and my Dad goes upstairs for a bath and comes back down saying the workman had peed all around the toilet and the pedstal mat was soaking with urine!

32 Comments

yuk!!!

Eewwww that's horrid.....do u know where he's from....can u phone the company and complain??

i honestly thought there was a punch line coming,

but yea yuk

Original Poster

hannah19790;5291563

Eewwww that's horrid.....do u know where he's from....can u phone the … Eewwww that's horrid.....do u know where he's from....can u phone the company and complain??



Well my Mum's house is council so I guess the council would know who they contracted with for the gas checks etc.
My Mum said she ain't going bother phoning up,but I said some people would so.

It's the thing you expect from a toddler potty / toilet training etc.

Dirty get - how hard is it to aim properly?

Mum2Connor&Cerys;5291588

Well my Mum's house is council so I guess the council would know who they … Well my Mum's house is council so I guess the council would know who they contracted with for the gas checks etc.My Mum said she ain't going bother phoning up,but I said some people would so.It's the thing you expect from a toddler potty / toilet training etc.



Just makes me wonder if he purposely did it.....I mean surely u'd clear it up after if it was an accident! I would ring them...dirty sod!!!

:-D dads will do anything to stop getting in strife from the wife...........can remember my dad blaming the hamster once!:w00t::w00t:

fireheaven;5291593

Dirty get - how hard is it to aim properly?


It depends on the distance between source and target - if you follow my meaning. :whistling:

transit;5291628

:-D dads will do anything to stop getting in strife from the … :-D dads will do anything to stop getting in strife from the wife...........can remember my dad blaming the hamster once!:w00t::w00t:



:lol: poor hamster

cannyscot;5291631

It depends on the distance between source and target - if you follow my … It depends on the distance between source and target - if you follow my meaning. :whistling:



And sometimes it doea actually just come out funny if you know what i mean (a man thing) lol.
No seriously tho, if you do have an accident, why wouldnt you clean it up???
That's just gross!

cannyscot;5291631

It depends on the distance between source and target - if you follow my … It depends on the distance between source and target - if you follow my meaning. :whistling:



magough;5291679

And sometimes it doea actually just come out funny if you know what i … And sometimes it doea actually just come out funny if you know what i mean (a man thing) lol.No seriously tho, if you do have an accident, why wouldnt you clean it up???That's just gross!



Heard both those excuses before :roll:

Original Poster

hannah19790;5291608

Just makes me wonder if he purposely did it.....I mean surely u'd clear … Just makes me wonder if he purposely did it.....I mean surely u'd clear it up after if it was an accident! I would ring them...dirty sod!!!



Yeh I would do if was my house,but my Mum can't be bothered.
Well even if you cleaned it up,the mat was wet through,she washed all her mats on the floor this morning from in there.

fireheaven;5291686

Heard both those excuses before :roll:



Not an excuse just reality unfortunately lol.
Could go into explicit detail if u wanted but as this is sposed 2 b a family friendly site, better not ;-)

Original Poster

There was a guy doing it at my partner's work and my partner had to tell him.
Then there was another woman who used to leave her blood on toilet seat. She actually blocked the toilet with pads,they had to get their toilet sorted and when they sorted it out found it was full of pads.

bad hamster!!!!

i wonder what he done to their pillows?

when i bought my first flat it was a new build, i got the keys and went inside looked around, went in the bathroom lifted the toilet seat up and was greated by a huge turd! lazy builders couldnt even be bothered to flush!

Banned

fireheaven;5291593

Dirty get - how hard is it to aim properly?



It's easier if it ain't hard.........if you get my drift,


also I work everyday in other peoples houses and never done this, in fact
I prefer to go in the garden if poss. to safe intruding

Mum2Connor&Cerys;5291727

There was a guy doing it at my partner's work and my partner had to tell … There was a guy doing it at my partner's work and my partner had to tell him.


:-D tell your partner to use the clingfilm trick....works a treat!:thumbsup::w00t:

Original Poster

goldmax;5291891

It's easier if it ain't hard.........if you get my drift,also I work … It's easier if it ain't hard.........if you get my drift,also I work everyday in other peoples houses and never done this, in factI prefer to go in the garden if poss. to safe intruding



Yeh I know,I boast to my partner how easy I can to toilet afterwards while he waits...

Oh I don't like the idea of you going in the garden,someone might see you like a neighbour looking out the window and then they say hey I seen your workman round spending a penny in the corner.

Original Poster

transit;5291958

:-D tell your partner to use the clingfilm trick....works a … :-D tell your partner to use the clingfilm trick....works a treat!:thumbsup::w00t:



oh ffs lol

Clatty ******* would deffo say something :x

Banned

Mum2Connor&Cerys;5291971

Yeh I know,I boast to my partner how easy I can to toilet afterwards … Yeh I know,I boast to my partner how easy I can to toilet afterwards while he waits...Oh I don't like the idea of you going in the garden,someone might see you like a neighbour looking out the window and then they say hey I seen your workman round spending a penny in the corner.



Silly!! you find a private spot, all the tradesmen I know do it, its the ones who ask to go upstairs you should be wary of believe me, there the ones who go thro' your knicker drawer!!

I suppose she should be just thankful he din't need a number 2 :whistling:

Sloth/Mod

Your Dad should own up before he gets someone the sack............despicable. :lol:

souljacker;5292272

I suppose she should be just thankful he din't need a number 2 :whistling:



Would prob have sprayed the walls and ceiling with that.

Dirty ******* get him round to scrub it clean the tramp.

goldmax;5291891

It's easier if it ain't hard.........if you get my drift,also I work … It's easier if it ain't hard.........if you get my drift,also I work everyday in other peoples houses and never done this, in factI prefer to go in the garden if poss. to safe intruding



Yeah drifting is what causes the mess :-D

Original Poster

goldmax;5292214

Silly!! you find a private spot, all the tradesmen I know do it, its the … Silly!! you find a private spot, all the tradesmen I know do it, its the ones who ask to go upstairs you should be wary of believe me, there the ones who go thro' your knicker drawer!!



lol,don't you mean for the dirty ones in the laundry basket. eww

Original Poster

souljacker;5292272

I suppose she should be just thankful he din't need a number 2 :whistling:


She would have def had to report that then

some men are worse than dogs! ewwww.
Post a comment
Avatar
@
    Text
    Top Discussions
    1. heart rate monitor fitness watch59
    2. Best renewal with sky after last offer88
    3. Advice on claiming from Salford Council pot hole damage11
    4. Want to sell on DLC ebay44

    See more discussions