Works Party Tonight - Do's & Dont's!

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Found 11th Dec 2009
Its the Works Christmas Party tonight, whats the Do's and Don'ts of the Works Christmas Party?

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Don't get so drunk you throw up into your own lap, Don't make drunken passes at all the women there, Don't try to "rave" to the spice girls, Don't punch a colleague so hard his eye closes up and don't tell the MD to F*** off when he points his video camera at you.

Goonieman;7185891

Don't get so drunk you throw up into your own lap, Don't make drunken … Don't get so drunk you throw up into your own lap, Don't make drunken passes at all the women there, Don't try to "rave" to the spice girls, Don't punch a colleague so hard his eye closes up and don't tell the MD to F*** off when he points his video camera at you.



might be wrong but think op is a girlie :giggle:

michelleleemoo;7185990

might be wrong but think op is a girlie :giggle:



It still applies.:p

Goonieman;7186042

It still applies.:p



yr quite right :-D

dont shtup the boss :P

Well last year we had been drinking since lunch time and I got so drunk I told the MD to f*** off when he offered to pay for me a taxi home at about 11.30pm (probably because he thought I was to drunk, I obviously thought otherwise and decided this was to early for me to go home).
Then I proceeded to knock a pint all over the finance woman who pays our wages. I also danced with some woman I never speak too (still don't and it was slightly awkward on the return to work in January).
Surprisingly I still work at the same place, but I'd try not to do any of these things if I were you.

Dont get drunk.

Sloth/Mod

DO hit on your boss........male or female

DON'T ever dare show your face in work again though

:-D

Syzable;7186312

DO hit on your boss........male or femaleDON'T ever dare show your face … DO hit on your boss........male or femaleDON'T ever dare show your face in work again though:-D



in here are you, did you not have enough stuffing to work with :whistling:

Sloth/Mod

michelleleemoo;7186327

in here are you, did you not have enough stuffing :whistling:



I got bored...........it was itchy. Think i need some cream. :-(

Syzable;7186338

I got bored...........it was itchy. Think i need some cream. :-(



eeeeeeeeeeeeew beaver burn :w00t:

Sloth/Mod

michelleleemoo;7186355

eeeeeeeeeeeeew beaver burn :w00t:



Think we killed the thread :oops: lol

Syzable;7186409

Think we killed the thread :oops: lol



yup, beaver burn 'll do that every time :giggle::giggle:

Original Poster

michelleleemoo;7185990

might be wrong but think op is a girlie :giggle:



I'm male!!! how dare you tee hee

nwressell;7188576

I'm male!!! how dare you tee hee



Dont ass slap all your female colleagues

micoo;7188599

Dont ass slap all your female colleagues



but you can try the males :w00t:

ClarityofMind;7188612

but you can try the males :w00t:



if i see my mates about i will either slap his ass or jump on his back, they do the same, maybe its a guy thing as im sure girls dont do this to eachother

micoo;7188628

if i see my mates about i will either slap his ass or jump on his back, … if i see my mates about i will either slap his ass or jump on his back, they do the same, maybe its a guy thing as im sure girls dont do this to eachother



they do in my fantasies

maddogb;7188670

they do in my fantasies



more the ass slaping than the jumping on their back :lol:

Banned

Don't be that person who stays sober and then takes photos of everyone, just to post them on Facebook later.

Nobody likes that person - in fact they'd prefer if you didn't go to the party. Just stay at home.

micoo;7188628

if i see my mates about i will either slap his ass or jump on his back, … if i see my mates about i will either slap his ass or jump on his back, they do the same, maybe its a guy thing as im sure girls dont do this to eachother



Nope, not a guy thing. :whistling:
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